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so i got kinda high last night, and this morning i woke up to discover that i had accidentally purchased a Dell PowerEdge R540 2U server
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
so i got kinda high last night, and this morning i woke up to discover that i had accidentally purchased a Dell PowerEdge R540 2U server
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
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This is...incredible?????
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is...incredible?????
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December 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
why is there a bon jovi "it's my life" remix with pitbull
November 17, 2024 at 8:29 PM
why is there a bon jovi "it's my life" remix with pitbull
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Nice talk from @signal.bsky.social about combining cryptographic proofs and symbolic analysis to find protocol bugs! #rwpqc
March 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Nice talk from @signal.bsky.social about combining cryptographic proofs and symbolic analysis to find protocol bugs! #rwpqc
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I'm in my upbeat training montage era
June 9, 2023 at 5:34 PM
I'm in my upbeat training montage era
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 6:02 PM
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
December 25, 2023 at 4:45 PM
May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
@there.is.no.aarch64.mov re: torn writes in go from mastodon (since i don't have an account there), you may enjoy github.com/saleemrashid...
GitHub - saleemrashid/unsafeless: Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect
Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect - GitHub - saleemrashid/unsafeless: Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect
github.com
December 24, 2023 at 1:37 AM
@there.is.no.aarch64.mov re: torn writes in go from mastodon (since i don't have an account there), you may enjoy github.com/saleemrashid...
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this is the coolest online has ever been
November 7, 2023 at 4:05 PM
this is the coolest online has ever been
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yeah. you don’t like have to shift gears on a pine marten. well, at least, i don’t think you do…
October 7, 2023 at 9:58 PM
yeah. you don’t like have to shift gears on a pine marten. well, at least, i don’t think you do…
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!jazbot getlikesgiven
August 10, 2023 at 1:58 AM
!jazbot getlikesgiven
!jazbot findmeafriend
August 10, 2023 at 1:57 AM
!jazbot findmeafriend
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![tumblr post:
user grumsal
posts,
universe where bones are called something slightly different:
[breaks leg] argh, my boings!
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what memes have ruined your brain?
for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
July 6, 2023 at 5:31 AM
what memes have ruined your brain?
for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
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moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
June 23, 2023 at 8:09 PM
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
every power rack and squat rack is free right now, nothing could stop me from curling in the rack
June 24, 2023 at 2:45 AM
every power rack and squat rack is free right now, nothing could stop me from curling in the rack
running away from your problems is so underrated
June 19, 2023 at 10:33 PM
running away from your problems is so underrated
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Who wants to break this on a laptop over a weekend
WESP: An encryption method that is proven to require an exponentially growing time to break it (Sam Widlund) ia.cr/2023/937
June 19, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Who wants to break this on a laptop over a weekend