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my job is just beach (and computer security) ✨ he/him

https://twitter.com/saleemrash1d
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so i got kinda high last night, and this morning i woke up to discover that i had accidentally purchased a Dell PowerEdge R540 2U server
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This is...incredible?????
A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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"are you wearing the - "
"jpmorgan tote bag from 2024 bsides london? yeah."
@bsideslondon.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
why is there a bon jovi "it's my life" remix with pitbull
November 17, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Nice talk from @signal.bsky.social about combining cryptographic proofs and symbolic analysis to find protocol bugs! #rwpqc
March 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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I'm in my upbeat training montage era
June 9, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
December 25, 2023 at 4:45 PM
@there.is.no.aarch64.mov re: torn writes in go from mastodon (since i don't have an account there), you may enjoy github.com/saleemrashid...
GitHub - saleemrashid/unsafeless: Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect
Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect - GitHub - saleemrashid/unsafeless: Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect
github.com
December 24, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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this is the coolest online has ever been
November 7, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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October 12, 2023 at 5:10 PM
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yeah. you don’t like have to shift gears on a pine marten. well, at least, i don’t think you do…
October 7, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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r
August 17, 2023 at 1:01 AM
!jazbot getlikesgiven
August 10, 2023 at 1:58 AM
!jazbot findmeafriend
August 10, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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July 6, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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what memes have ruined your brain?

for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
July 6, 2023 at 5:31 AM
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moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*

me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
June 23, 2023 at 8:09 PM
every power rack and squat rack is free right now, nothing could stop me from curling in the rack
June 24, 2023 at 2:45 AM
running away from your problems is so underrated
June 19, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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Who wants to break this on a laptop over a weekend
WESP: An encryption method that is proven to require an exponentially growing time to break it (Sam Widlund) ia.cr/2023/937
June 19, 2023 at 10:22 AM