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i swear the datacenter procurement folks are just rolling a d20 every time they’ve quoted prices in the week
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i swear the datacenter procurement folks are just rolling a d20 every time they’ve quoted prices in the week
how much could a nine foot stainless steel obelisk even cost
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
how much could a nine foot stainless steel obelisk even cost
the outdoor noise directive (2000/14/EC)
November 18, 2024 at 11:29 AM
the outdoor noise directive (2000/14/EC)
“lofty heights of Accursèd” was my nickname in high school (not really, i’m actually fairly short)
December 27, 2023 at 2:21 PM
“lofty heights of Accursèd” was my nickname in high school (not really, i’m actually fairly short)
someone should write an LLVM target for JPEG-XL
December 27, 2023 at 2:07 PM
someone should write an LLVM target for JPEG-XL
someone should design a new font format that uses eBPF
December 27, 2023 at 2:06 PM
someone should design a new font format that uses eBPF
looking at code you wrote 2-3 lives ago and contemplating how things were and how different things could have been (in all directions) is a path down which lies madness. but it’s fun to do it!!
December 27, 2023 at 2:04 PM
looking at code you wrote 2-3 lives ago and contemplating how things were and how different things could have been (in all directions) is a path down which lies madness. but it’s fun to do it!!
i knew you'd like it
December 24, 2023 at 1:42 AM
i knew you'd like it
i’ve been considering cashing in all my mcdonald’s points on hash browns
November 26, 2023 at 2:17 PM
i’ve been considering cashing in all my mcdonald’s points on hash browns
scientists should try and invent this guy
November 15, 2023 at 1:23 PM
scientists should try and invent this guy
my emotional support wooden spoon snapped in the washing machine :(
November 11, 2023 at 2:09 PM
my emotional support wooden spoon snapped in the washing machine :(