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✨ saleem ✨
@saleem.bsky.social
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my job is just beach (and computer security) ✨ he/him

https://twitter.com/saleemrash1d
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Guido van Rossum, the creator of Python, commenting “As a challenge, let someone try to implement this. We will learn much from that experience.”
June 4, 2023 at 8:50 PM
saleem.bsky.social
poorly edited dj khaled’s “suffering from success” album cover to say “suffering from britain”
May 31, 2023 at 2:11 PM
saleem.bsky.social
this is the ideal C program. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like (and you can compile it w all the warnings enabled)
%:include <iso646.h> %:include <stdio.h> int main(int argc, char **argv) <% for (int i = 0; i not_eq argc; i++) <% char **ptr = bitand argv<:i:>; printf("%s\n", *ptr); %> return 0; %>
May 29, 2023 at 4:41 PM
saleem.bsky.social
we are so back
a photo of a bouldering wall :)))
May 22, 2023 at 1:57 PM
saleem.bsky.social
you'll either love or hate this, but it's actually built in such a nice and extensible way that it looks like it would actually be so easy (the notification ranking gets processed through different "extractors", one of which is ZenModeExtractor that applies the DND visual effects settings)
a screenshot of ZenModeExtractor#process, which calls setSuppressedVisualEffects to suppress the "peek" effect if the "zen mode"/do-not-disturb policy has heads-up notifications disabled https://github.com/aosp-mirror/platform_frameworks_base/blob/61dae3443284f5f19ea84c51a6c574405459c45a/services/core/java/com/android/server/notification/ZenModeExtractor.java#L49-L50
May 21, 2023 at 1:50 PM
saleem.bsky.social
one of those days
my hand holding two cans of monster juiced (a peach-coloured can of “monarch” flavour and a blue can of “mango loco” flavour)
May 21, 2023 at 1:00 PM
saleem.bsky.social
not the destruction of the cash!!
“THE CASH IN THIS ATM IS PROTECTED BY DYE AND DNA. ANY TAMPERING WITH THE ATM, OR ITS ATTEMPTED REMOVAL, WILL RESULT IN THE DESTRUCTION OF THE CASH.”
May 20, 2023 at 9:15 AM
saleem.bsky.social
can’t believe it never crossed my mind to make some variant of this joke abt this site
screenshot of my tweet, “going to turn to a life of crime where i hack into companies and implement ebpf in their product. ebpf mute/block lists on twitter are going to be sweet.” screenshot of my tweet, “imo gmail should let you run ebpf. then you have to do a mail merge without the verifier thinking your string copy loops are unbounded” screenshot of a thread of my tweets “version control system called "jit" where the deltas are encoded as executable programs” “trying to clone a repository from jithub but jit refuses to check out the code because your version of the ebpf verifier can't prove the loop in one of the latest commits is safe”
May 18, 2023 at 9:36 PM
saleem.bsky.social
logging onto bluesky to Boost my Big Dumb
screenshot of an excerpt titled “Design” that begins “Truax's basic idea was to produce a low-cost heavy launcher, a concept now called "big dumb booster." To lower the cost”
May 17, 2023 at 11:25 PM
saleem.bsky.social
the follow-up is that the correct weight to deadlift at any given time is just below the weight that will cause you to pass out during the set
screenshot of a 14 november 2022 tweet from my account @saleemrash1d, “the correct weight to squat at any given time is just below the weight that will brutally staple you to the ground”
May 16, 2023 at 11:58 AM
saleem.bsky.social
i believe in universal basic touchable grass (everyone should have this in walking distance)
a vastness of grass and trees, meeting a cloudy yet still somewhat blue sky
May 14, 2023 at 2:17 PM
saleem.bsky.social
oh my god, i haven’t succumbed to the siren song of tiktok yet but this might be the one that pushes me over the edge
deep fried meme of bugs bunny holding a gun captioned “lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to tha old me”
May 7, 2023 at 11:09 PM
saleem.bsky.social
it’s a good day to touch grass ☀️🌱
some grass and trees and a beautiful blue sky full of fluffy clouds
May 7, 2023 at 2:34 PM
saleem.bsky.social
how about
May 6, 2023 at 5:52 PM
saleem.bsky.social
i have a proposal @jay.bsky.team
trade offer meme where the "i receive" part is "skeets" and the "you receive" part is "protocol priestess" (where "you" refers to jay)
April 29, 2023 at 3:43 AM
saleem.bsky.social
https://github.com/advisories/GHSA-xv2f-5jw4-v95m
meme of megamind peeking through the peephole with the caption “no checksum verification?”
April 28, 2023 at 2:43 PM
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April 25, 2023 at 10:06 PM
saleem.bsky.social
???
April 14, 2023 at 3:46 PM