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Following a colonoscopy, a man finds out he may have colorectal cancer. The proctologist recommends a distraction while he waits for the biopsy results.
"The circus is in town, go see the great clown Pagliacci."
"Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci."
"The circus is in town, go see the great clown Pagliacci."
"Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci."
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Following a colonoscopy, a man finds out he may have colorectal cancer. The proctologist recommends a distraction while he waits for the biopsy results.
"The circus is in town, go see the great clown Pagliacci."
"Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci."
"The circus is in town, go see the great clown Pagliacci."
"Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci."
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idk why i noticed this but these crabs and celebrities look like they share a stylist: thread
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
idk why i noticed this but these crabs and celebrities look like they share a stylist: thread
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Heckuva statement from a guy who treated his former wife like this. www.yahoo.com/news/rfk-jr-...
September 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heckuva statement from a guy who treated his former wife like this. www.yahoo.com/news/rfk-jr-...
They told us about the dangers of drinking and driving in kindergarten. I broke down crying cause "my mommy drinks and drives every day."
When they explained why she was called in for a meeting, my mom turned to ask me what she drinks while driving. "Coffee" 🤦♀️
When they explained why she was called in for a meeting, my mom turned to ask me what she drinks while driving. "Coffee" 🤦♀️
Mcgruff: remember don't drink and drive
Some random 80's kid : yes 911? I saw my mom driving me to school while drinking a can of new coke
Some random 80's kid : yes 911? I saw my mom driving me to school while drinking a can of new coke
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
They told us about the dangers of drinking and driving in kindergarten. I broke down crying cause "my mommy drinks and drives every day."
When they explained why she was called in for a meeting, my mom turned to ask me what she drinks while driving. "Coffee" 🤦♀️
When they explained why she was called in for a meeting, my mom turned to ask me what she drinks while driving. "Coffee" 🤦♀️
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This is the world WITH prayers? Time to stop the giving god the carrot and start with the stick
August 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This is the world WITH prayers? Time to stop the giving god the carrot and start with the stick
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Something very very weird happened during the Hugos award ceremony... It's been on my mind for days, and so I wrote this blog: "When People Giggle at Your Name, or the 2025 Hugo Awards Incident"
grigorylukin.com/2025/08/21/w...
#Worldcon
grigorylukin.com/2025/08/21/w...
#Worldcon
August 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Something very very weird happened during the Hugos award ceremony... It's been on my mind for days, and so I wrote this blog: "When People Giggle at Your Name, or the 2025 Hugo Awards Incident"
grigorylukin.com/2025/08/21/w...
#Worldcon
grigorylukin.com/2025/08/21/w...
#Worldcon
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“Defend the District” protest and Go-Go concert against Trump’s takeover at 14th and U St:
August 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Defend the District” protest and Go-Go concert against Trump’s takeover at 14th and U St:
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I guess it needs to be said out loud — again — that Christian Zionists in the United States outnumber all the Jews on planet earth
And it is Americans, Canadians, and Europeans who provide the material aid that makes Israel’s actions possible
“the Jews will be offended” is important *propaganda*
And it is Americans, Canadians, and Europeans who provide the material aid that makes Israel’s actions possible
“the Jews will be offended” is important *propaganda*
August 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I guess it needs to be said out loud — again — that Christian Zionists in the United States outnumber all the Jews on planet earth
And it is Americans, Canadians, and Europeans who provide the material aid that makes Israel’s actions possible
“the Jews will be offended” is important *propaganda*
And it is Americans, Canadians, and Europeans who provide the material aid that makes Israel’s actions possible
“the Jews will be offended” is important *propaganda*
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I read this obituary of Awdah Hathaleen who was murdered by Israeli settlers in the West Bank and thought about how his murder was made possible by Americans of all stripes propagandizing each other about how “Jews will be offended if I criticize Israel”
jewishcurrents.org/newsletter/r...
jewishcurrents.org/newsletter/r...
Remembering Awdah Hathaleen
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August 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I read this obituary of Awdah Hathaleen who was murdered by Israeli settlers in the West Bank and thought about how his murder was made possible by Americans of all stripes propagandizing each other about how “Jews will be offended if I criticize Israel”
jewishcurrents.org/newsletter/r...
jewishcurrents.org/newsletter/r...
This is the first day I haven't cried after 3 days of sobbing. It's now more than 26 hours since my scammer last texted or emailed me. I miss her. Part of me is still hoping for another message, even if it's hurtful.
August 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is the first day I haven't cried after 3 days of sobbing. It's now more than 26 hours since my scammer last texted or emailed me. I miss her. Part of me is still hoping for another message, even if it's hurtful.
"Christ, what an asshole."
August 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Christ, what an asshole."
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Abughazaleh: I am from one of those families. I do not want Israeli children to live in fear. And I don't want gazan children to starve to death. And there is no enemy of either state that could want me to wish that or excuse the starvation of children. It is that simple.
July 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Abughazaleh: I am from one of those families. I do not want Israeli children to live in fear. And I don't want gazan children to starve to death. And there is no enemy of either state that could want me to wish that or excuse the starvation of children. It is that simple.
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Some people don't feel as close to this as they ought to. Most of us are just a bad break or two away from winding up on the streets, and addiction & mental health crises can affect anyone. They're gutting services and rendering more of us disposable, and there's a carceral disposal system waiting.
July 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Some people don't feel as close to this as they ought to. Most of us are just a bad break or two away from winding up on the streets, and addiction & mental health crises can affect anyone. They're gutting services and rendering more of us disposable, and there's a carceral disposal system waiting.
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I keep saying this but... if you live in a big city and want to fight fascism, questioning what your mayor and cops are doing to unhoused people is an *excellent* start.
Criminalizing people who have nothing is how nice urban liberals do fascism.
Criminalizing people who have nothing is how nice urban liberals do fascism.
"There's just nothing normal about shelter. It's an institutional setting that's highly restrictive."
San Francisco is investing in shelter beds as a way to justify criminalizing unhoused people, but shelters alone won't solve homelessness. My latest newsletter!
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
San Francisco is investing in shelter beds as a way to justify criminalizing unhoused people, but shelters alone won't solve homelessness. My latest newsletter!
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
"They Just Want Them Out of Sight": A Short-Term Fix for Homelessness
Thanks for reading my newsletter! I have a book coming out in August called Lessons in Magic and Disaster. Jamie’s mother Serena has been hiding away in an...
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February 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I keep saying this but... if you live in a big city and want to fight fascism, questioning what your mayor and cops are doing to unhoused people is an *excellent* start.
Criminalizing people who have nothing is how nice urban liberals do fascism.
Criminalizing people who have nothing is how nice urban liberals do fascism.
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Emmett Till would be 84 today.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Emmett Till would be 84 today.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
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The most interesting fact about Hulk Hogan is that as a kid in France, Andre the Giant sometimes got driven to school by playwright Samuel Beckett
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The most interesting fact about Hulk Hogan is that as a kid in France, Andre the Giant sometimes got driven to school by playwright Samuel Beckett
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A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.
In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?
www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?
www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.
In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?
www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?
www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
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No kings in this country!
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
July 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No kings in this country!
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
I know Russians become cave hermits all the time, but aren't there enough caves in Russia? www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/w...
Indian Police Discover a Russian Woman Living in a Cave With Two Daughters
www.nytimes.com
July 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I know Russians become cave hermits all the time, but aren't there enough caves in Russia? www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/w...
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Government thugs are storming hospitals and kidnapping patients and trying to blame hospital staff for not cooperating with the kidnappers.
DHS seems to be testing the waters with ‘actually nurses are the bad guys too’
July 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Government thugs are storming hospitals and kidnapping patients and trying to blame hospital staff for not cooperating with the kidnappers.
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It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
July 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
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If there is one lesson to draw from the history of fascism in the interwar period in Europe, it is this:
Democracy falls if and when mainstream conservatives and centrist/center-right elites decide to make common cause with extremists because they consider the “radical Left” the more acute threat.
Democracy falls if and when mainstream conservatives and centrist/center-right elites decide to make common cause with extremists because they consider the “radical Left” the more acute threat.
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If there is one lesson to draw from the history of fascism in the interwar period in Europe, it is this:
Democracy falls if and when mainstream conservatives and centrist/center-right elites decide to make common cause with extremists because they consider the “radical Left” the more acute threat.
Democracy falls if and when mainstream conservatives and centrist/center-right elites decide to make common cause with extremists because they consider the “radical Left” the more acute threat.
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the stories that come out of the ICE camps are going to look like the stories that come out of every camp system; rampant corruption, epidemic disease, physical and sexual abuse on a vast scale, a death rate far higher than normal, and medical abuses.
July 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the stories that come out of the ICE camps are going to look like the stories that come out of every camp system; rampant corruption, epidemic disease, physical and sexual abuse on a vast scale, a death rate far higher than normal, and medical abuses.