Aleksander Samuel
@sadsausage.bsky.social
Gay illustrator from Copenhagen 🌭👀
Into Buffy, Batman, and Brazilian underwear models. Not sure if that’s, like, available here?
Into Buffy, Batman, and Brazilian underwear models. Not sure if that’s, like, available here?
Pinned
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
August 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
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You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
Jaws of the Lion 🦁
August 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Jaws of the Lion 🦁
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“Pop punk isn’t political” as if blink 182 weren’t chanting the sentiment of the proletariat when they said WORK SUCKS! I KNOW!
August 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Pop punk isn’t political” as if blink 182 weren’t chanting the sentiment of the proletariat when they said WORK SUCKS! I KNOW!
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Nej
Jeg håber, at vi kan blive enige om at lade Palæstina-flagene blive hjemme fra Pride i år
Lad os være fælles om det, vi er enige om til Copenhagen Pride, 16. august – nemlig kampen for LGBT+-rettigheder. Det er der brug for.
politiken.dk
August 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Nej
Dozens of fans are desperate to know: When are you releasing Frog Lady in SWU, @davflamerock.bsky.social?
(not kidding, I love her)
(not kidding, I love her)
August 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Dozens of fans are desperate to know: When are you releasing Frog Lady in SWU, @davflamerock.bsky.social?
(not kidding, I love her)
(not kidding, I love her)
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I brought my family to Luka for the Blitzball Tournament.
The first thing I saw when I exited the ship was a group of Al Bhed riding forbidden machina. One of them did a wheelie.
So forgive me if I doubt crime is down.
The first thing I saw when I exited the ship was a group of Al Bhed riding forbidden machina. One of them did a wheelie.
So forgive me if I doubt crime is down.
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths was a gang of youths playing halfcourt with a flaming basketball. One of them was dunking over a knocked out cop.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths was a gang of youths playing halfcourt with a flaming basketball. One of them was dunking over a knocked out cop.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I brought my family to Luka for the Blitzball Tournament.
The first thing I saw when I exited the ship was a group of Al Bhed riding forbidden machina. One of them did a wheelie.
So forgive me if I doubt crime is down.
The first thing I saw when I exited the ship was a group of Al Bhed riding forbidden machina. One of them did a wheelie.
So forgive me if I doubt crime is down.
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dont know where id rank X but this sequence is a series high for me
August 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
dont know where id rank X but this sequence is a series high for me
August 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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I think AI peaked with this
August 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think AI peaked with this
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Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI
July 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI
As someone who draws NSFW LGBT stuff every now and then, this comes as no surprise. Algorithms label any queer stuff as adult, no matter the actual content… it makes sense that directive came from somewhere, and that they’re doubling down on it, when the vibe is now slightly more fascist
NB this is a misleading headline -- I've seen a number of people saying that non-adult works tagged "LGBT" have also been hidden. They're apparently treating queer existence as pornographic.
Itch hides almost all NSFW content following ‘scrutiny from our payment processors’
aftermath.site/itch-io-nsfw-a...
aftermath.site/itch-io-nsfw-a...
July 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
As someone who draws NSFW LGBT stuff every now and then, this comes as no surprise. Algorithms label any queer stuff as adult, no matter the actual content… it makes sense that directive came from somewhere, and that they’re doubling down on it, when the vibe is now slightly more fascist
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People in 2025: "Geez, another Superman movie? Isn't anyone original anymore?
People in 1425: "Yet another story of King Arthur? It seems there is no originality in the mind of men these days."
People in 1425 BCE: "Another flood story? Seriously?"
People in 1425: "Yet another story of King Arthur? It seems there is no originality in the mind of men these days."
People in 1425 BCE: "Another flood story? Seriously?"
July 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
People in 2025: "Geez, another Superman movie? Isn't anyone original anymore?
People in 1425: "Yet another story of King Arthur? It seems there is no originality in the mind of men these days."
People in 1425 BCE: "Another flood story? Seriously?"
People in 1425: "Yet another story of King Arthur? It seems there is no originality in the mind of men these days."
People in 1425 BCE: "Another flood story? Seriously?"
Very excited!
(and rude that the preview cuts off Buffy’s iconic red leather pants)
(and rude that the preview cuts off Buffy’s iconic red leather pants)
If you've listened to an interview any time in the last year, you heard me tease there was something big coming.
WELCOME TO SOMETHING BIG.
Buffy was incredibly formative to me. She's one of my favorite heroines of all time. Writing this is the dream. The pitch is WILD, & I hope you guys love it. 🖤
WELCOME TO SOMETHING BIG.
Buffy was incredibly formative to me. She's one of my favorite heroines of all time. Writing this is the dream. The pitch is WILD, & I hope you guys love it. 🖤
'Buffy' and 'Angel' make comic comeback with Kelly Thompson at the helm
#comicbooks @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social #comics @kellythompson.bsky.social @davidnakayama.bsky.social #comicsky #BuffytheVampireSlayer
Get details here:
#comicbooks @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social #comics @kellythompson.bsky.social @davidnakayama.bsky.social #comicsky #BuffytheVampireSlayer
Get details here:
July 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Very excited!
(and rude that the preview cuts off Buffy’s iconic red leather pants)
(and rude that the preview cuts off Buffy’s iconic red leather pants)
My Fantastic Four
July 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My Fantastic Four
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Buffy:
Theres a little thing called slaying and, well, my mutuals and I are pros
July 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Buffy:
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Finally finished my Leather Daddy, inspired by the amazing and talented @/sblu3sblue (on IG) paintings of elegant and naughty Asian beauties. We need to see more leather on Asian boys. Email me at kevinwada.art@gmail.com if interested in purchasing!
July 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Finally finished my Leather Daddy, inspired by the amazing and talented @/sblu3sblue (on IG) paintings of elegant and naughty Asian beauties. We need to see more leather on Asian boys. Email me at kevinwada.art@gmail.com if interested in purchasing!