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I clocked a gag in Idyllshire
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I clocked a gag in Idyllshire
Tonight we let the kikoman talk
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tonight we let the kikoman talk
If you’re not physically disabled and I see you taking an elevator for one flight of steps I’m going to assume you’re fucking fat lazy chopped and broke
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you’re not physically disabled and I see you taking an elevator for one flight of steps I’m going to assume you’re fucking fat lazy chopped and broke
I kind of need to [mmmm unghhh] but like without any of the prep, cleanup, discomfort, or interaction with a man
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I kind of need to [mmmm unghhh] but like without any of the prep, cleanup, discomfort, or interaction with a man
I had my head sawed off at justhole dot com
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I had my head sawed off at justhole dot com
In French and Italian we use the word for brothel to mean chaos, confusion, a mess, etc. Like you just stepped into a whore house and you don’t know who’s coming and who’s going. I get a chuckle every time I get to use it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In French and Italian we use the word for brothel to mean chaos, confusion, a mess, etc. Like you just stepped into a whore house and you don’t know who’s coming and who’s going. I get a chuckle every time I get to use it.
It’s a great day to release your inhibitions or to have too much coffee and feel weird and anxious.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It’s a great day to release your inhibitions or to have too much coffee and feel weird and anxious.
Who wants to do a bsky secret santa? I assign you each an oomf and you have to secretly mail them a pipe bomb.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Who wants to do a bsky secret santa? I assign you each an oomf and you have to secretly mail them a pipe bomb.
You may have a hijab and a peg leg, but I have the high ground.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You may have a hijab and a peg leg, but I have the high ground.
Oh I’m stressed I’m overwhelmed I’m falling apart. I’ll be fine.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh I’m stressed I’m overwhelmed I’m falling apart. I’ll be fine.
Red mage barding so I can stop opening anemos lockboxes…
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Red mage barding so I can stop opening anemos lockboxes…
Fat. Bald. Chopped. Greasy skin. No bitches. Lactose intolerant. Oh, and it’s only Monday. Fuck my disgusting chungus life.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Fat. Bald. Chopped. Greasy skin. No bitches. Lactose intolerant. Oh, and it’s only Monday. Fuck my disgusting chungus life.
Good morning to my toxic followers. Share something petty or spiteful you’re doing this week.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Good morning to my toxic followers. Share something petty or spiteful you’re doing this week.
A new hand touches the bacon.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A new hand touches the bacon.
Who up letting it get to a point?
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Who up letting it get to a point?
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
#ffxiv gang, what are you guys working on lately? I’ve been slowly advancing my bard anima relic, but I feel like I need something else to focus on
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
#ffxiv gang, what are you guys working on lately? I’ve been slowly advancing my bard anima relic, but I feel like I need something else to focus on
I hate those insta vids that are like « did you know that if you mix [ingredients that should never be mixed together] you get a high protein dessert? »
No, I didn’t know that. Because it sounds foul. How would anyone have known that.
No, I didn’t know that. Because it sounds foul. How would anyone have known that.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I hate those insta vids that are like « did you know that if you mix [ingredients that should never be mixed together] you get a high protein dessert? »
No, I didn’t know that. Because it sounds foul. How would anyone have known that.
No, I didn’t know that. Because it sounds foul. How would anyone have known that.
Really excited to announce that I just dropped and shattered several shot glasses and turned half the flat into a death trap, if anyone was interested
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Really excited to announce that I just dropped and shattered several shot glasses and turned half the flat into a death trap, if anyone was interested
The crisp autumn air and setting sun takes me back to high school. Waiting for the bus to bring me home, buying a Tim Hortons hot chocolate that would inevitably give me diarrhea— ah, sweet memories that fade to legends.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The crisp autumn air and setting sun takes me back to high school. Waiting for the bus to bring me home, buying a Tim Hortons hot chocolate that would inevitably give me diarrhea— ah, sweet memories that fade to legends.
Really don’t understand the bros at the gym working out in a hoodie bro I know you’re pressure cooking in there 🤢
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Really don’t understand the bros at the gym working out in a hoodie bro I know you’re pressure cooking in there 🤢
Lying down leg curl makes me feel so vulnerable and breedable
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Lying down leg curl makes me feel so vulnerable and breedable