Gab
@goblingab.bsky.social
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A lot of you are still regularly using Twitter. Is it worth it? Do Elon’s fingerprints not leave your screen and conscience greasy?
February 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
A lot of you are still regularly using Twitter. Is it worth it? Do Elon’s fingerprints not leave your screen and conscience greasy?
Bicep pump is insane tonight but there’s too many ppl to get a good pic
February 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Bicep pump is insane tonight but there’s too many ppl to get a good pic
I’ve had Rolex sweep stuck in my head for 15 years because of misfits
February 20, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I’ve had Rolex sweep stuck in my head for 15 years because of misfits
9 pm making food that I don’t think counts as a meal
February 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
9 pm making food that I don’t think counts as a meal
Time to rewatch the matrix actually
Hudson Williams to star opposite Carrie-Anne Moss in Crave’s upcoming drama series ‘Yaga’, based on the myth of Baba Yaga.
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February 18, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Time to rewatch the matrix actually
Him: you better not be fucking that doll when I get there
Me:
Me:
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Him: you better not be fucking that doll when I get there
Me:
Me:
The pain of being outgrown vs the mourning of outgrowing
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The pain of being outgrown vs the mourning of outgrowing
First time doing hip adduction in like a month… oh my pussy muscles are gone
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
First time doing hip adduction in like a month… oh my pussy muscles are gone
I lived a real life it’s always sunny plot line but it’s too problematic to post about
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I lived a real life it’s always sunny plot line but it’s too problematic to post about
I wish I understood wuthering heights. People use to really read books about people talking.
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I wish I understood wuthering heights. People use to really read books about people talking.
contemplating having a glass of wine and tossing a bath bomb in the tub
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
contemplating having a glass of wine and tossing a bath bomb in the tub
I really :) am happy. For all of you! For sure. Haha. Oh the pain, the pain, the aching pain haha besides that I am happy. For you. Yes. Besides the pain.
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I really :) am happy. For all of you! For sure. Haha. Oh the pain, the pain, the aching pain haha besides that I am happy. For you. Yes. Besides the pain.
Fame is a gun and sympathy is a knife? Well pride is a 7/8’’ wrench
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Fame is a gun and sympathy is a knife? Well pride is a 7/8’’ wrench
The laughter must stop… I do need to be loved…
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The laughter must stop… I do need to be loved…
Literally would never noticed this lil gal is shiny if it didn’t sparkle lol
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Literally would never noticed this lil gal is shiny if it didn’t sparkle lol
They should make a law that says if you work for the government and someone asks you a yes/no question in an official setting, you either have to answer with yes/no or not speak at all. No more of this prattle pam bondi
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
They should make a law that says if you work for the government and someone asks you a yes/no question in an official setting, you either have to answer with yes/no or not speak at all. No more of this prattle pam bondi
Can I be earnest for a minute? My plans tomorrow night just fell through. Which means that I now either have to pathetically ask someone to get dinner, or eat alone at home. Happy Valentine’s Day by the way, if you’ve ever been happy the creatures are coming.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Can I be earnest for a minute? My plans tomorrow night just fell through. Which means that I now either have to pathetically ask someone to get dinner, or eat alone at home. Happy Valentine’s Day by the way, if you’ve ever been happy the creatures are coming.
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
Hey gorginas and sleepy queens. Are you making it stink today?
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hey gorginas and sleepy queens. Are you making it stink today?
Dominic whelton with 100k followers on insta doing nothing but making reels using popular TikTok voice lines oh my god if someone poured thirst traps and milquetoast content into a trough you pigs would squeal and beg
February 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Dominic whelton with 100k followers on insta doing nothing but making reels using popular TikTok voice lines oh my god if someone poured thirst traps and milquetoast content into a trough you pigs would squeal and beg
Been trying to cut down on buying junk food which has been mostly successful but I end up spending all day dreaming about cakes and Oreos and muffins. Fruit and nuts do not make for adequate snackery 😭
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Been trying to cut down on buying junk food which has been mostly successful but I end up spending all day dreaming about cakes and Oreos and muffins. Fruit and nuts do not make for adequate snackery 😭
I’m natty skinnyfat hunchback and high blood pressure
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I’m natty skinnyfat hunchback and high blood pressure
Told multiple guys I’d be down to hang out Monday evening and now it’s Monday evening and I barely have energy to microwave leftovers
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Told multiple guys I’d be down to hang out Monday evening and now it’s Monday evening and I barely have energy to microwave leftovers