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I clocked a gag in Idyllshire
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gm
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Tonight we let the kikoman talk
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you’re not physically disabled and I see you taking an elevator for one flight of steps I’m going to assume you’re fucking fat lazy chopped and broke
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I kind of need to [mmmm unghhh] but like without any of the prep, cleanup, discomfort, or interaction with a man
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I had my head sawed off at justhole dot com
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Good morning gapers
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In French and Italian we use the word for brothel to mean chaos, confusion, a mess, etc. Like you just stepped into a whore house and you don’t know who’s coming and who’s going. I get a chuckle every time I get to use it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s a great day to release your inhibitions or to have too much coffee and feel weird and anxious.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Who wants to do a bsky secret santa? I assign you each an oomf and you have to secretly mail them a pipe bomb.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You may have a hijab and a peg leg, but I have the high ground.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh I’m stressed I’m overwhelmed I’m falling apart. I’ll be fine.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Red mage barding so I can stop opening anemos lockboxes…
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fat. Bald. Chopped. Greasy skin. No bitches. Lactose intolerant. Oh, and it’s only Monday. Fuck my disgusting chungus life.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Making souppppp
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Good morning to my toxic followers. Share something petty or spiteful you’re doing this week.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A new hand touches the bacon.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Who up letting it get to a point?
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted by Gab
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
#ffxiv gang, what are you guys working on lately? I’ve been slowly advancing my bard anima relic, but I feel like I need something else to focus on
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I hate those insta vids that are like « did you know that if you mix [ingredients that should never be mixed together] you get a high protein dessert? »

No, I didn’t know that. Because it sounds foul. How would anyone have known that.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Really excited to announce that I just dropped and shattered several shot glasses and turned half the flat into a death trap, if anyone was interested
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The crisp autumn air and setting sun takes me back to high school. Waiting for the bus to bring me home, buying a Tim Hortons hot chocolate that would inevitably give me diarrhea— ah, sweet memories that fade to legends.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Really don’t understand the bros at the gym working out in a hoodie bro I know you’re pressure cooking in there 🤢
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Lying down leg curl makes me feel so vulnerable and breedable
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM