Sacagawiener
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Stop texting, go find God
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Movies had us all believing that super villains are devious and clever, it turns out they're actually the dumbest people in the country.
March 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Movies had us all believing that super villains are devious and clever, it turns out they're actually the dumbest people in the country.
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
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Dios mio, a liberal💀
March 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dios mio, a liberal💀
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Hang this in The Louvre.
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hang this in The Louvre.
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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
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one curious feature of our particular dismal political era: some people have gotten so addicted to the particular vice signaling around empathy / concern for other people that they seem to see evidence that something will benefit others as evidence that it will harm them
Anyway, this is about as gross and anti-social a statement from an antivaxxer as you'll find, but also probably pretty par for the course
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
![“We’re not going to harm our children or [risk] the potential to harm our children,” she said, “so that we can save yours.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u45hqzk7counfbwyg5edhmvi/bafkreidn6b23ra25vaybk53lm2sxspxn2qs4g2zkedlkmi7t55biemt2ri@jpeg)
March 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
one curious feature of our particular dismal political era: some people have gotten so addicted to the particular vice signaling around empathy / concern for other people that they seem to see evidence that something will benefit others as evidence that it will harm them
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the right controls the entire government, control over information and what gets censored by the government, the mainstream media, every economic institution and the right is still pissed off about some people putting pronouns in emails
February 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the right controls the entire government, control over information and what gets censored by the government, the mainstream media, every economic institution and the right is still pissed off about some people putting pronouns in emails
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can’t stop saying “I have the Mandate of Heaven” every time something even marginally decent happens to me
February 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
can’t stop saying “I have the Mandate of Heaven” every time something even marginally decent happens to me
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"The anarchocapitalist president of Argentina promoted a rug-pull crypto scam" is like the opposite of "real communism has never been tried." This is the hardest real libertarianism has ever been tried.
February 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"The anarchocapitalist president of Argentina promoted a rug-pull crypto scam" is like the opposite of "real communism has never been tried." This is the hardest real libertarianism has ever been tried.
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hakeem jeffries is so much worse at his job than nancy pelosi it's making me question my war on the gerontocracy
February 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
hakeem jeffries is so much worse at his job than nancy pelosi it's making me question my war on the gerontocracy
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New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to ensure only properly credentialed individuals are allowed to participate in the political franchise, a new law passed Thursday in Indiana requires all women voters to show...
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
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"What are we supposed to do, we don't control Congress"
"What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority"
"What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"
"What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority"
"What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"
February 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"What are we supposed to do, we don't control Congress"
"What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority"
"What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"
"What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority"
"What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"
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transsexual: hey i’d like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living
america: fuck you *starts a world war*
america: fuck you *starts a world war*
February 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
transsexual: hey i’d like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living
america: fuck you *starts a world war*
america: fuck you *starts a world war*
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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"Homicide and most other violent crimes have dropped below levels seen before the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic and nationwide social justice protests of 2020, according to a new study of crime trends in 40 American cities...by the Council on Criminal Justice (CCJ)."
But most Americans don't know.
But most Americans don't know.
January 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Homicide and most other violent crimes have dropped below levels seen before the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic and nationwide social justice protests of 2020, according to a new study of crime trends in 40 American cities...by the Council on Criminal Justice (CCJ)."
But most Americans don't know.
But most Americans don't know.
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This is effectively a snitch on women, people of color, and LGBTQ folks policy. White men can just baselessly accuse any minority of being DEI and get them fired. They created a permission structure to bring back segregation as a matter of policy by calling it anti DEI.
January 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is effectively a snitch on women, people of color, and LGBTQ folks policy. White men can just baselessly accuse any minority of being DEI and get them fired. They created a permission structure to bring back segregation as a matter of policy by calling it anti DEI.
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Politicians, government officials, and campaign officials from your own party should fear you.
If you’re acting as a fan, they know they can roll you.
If you’re acting as a fan, they know they can roll you.
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Politicians, government officials, and campaign officials from your own party should fear you.
If you’re acting as a fan, they know they can roll you.
If you’re acting as a fan, they know they can roll you.
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Episcopalians are wild because they're a christian denomination that somehow seems to not have total contempt for the teachings of Christ
January 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Episcopalians are wild because they're a christian denomination that somehow seems to not have total contempt for the teachings of Christ
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Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
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Congress panics realizing no one is going to buy TikTok before the ban (a problem they created!), with Sen. Schumer saying: " It's clear that more time is needed to find an American buyer and not disrupt the lives and livelihoods of millions of Americans of so many influencers"
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Congress panics realizing no one is going to buy TikTok before the ban (a problem they created!), with Sen. Schumer saying: " It's clear that more time is needed to find an American buyer and not disrupt the lives and livelihoods of millions of Americans of so many influencers"
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Pro Wrestling feels like such an apt metaphor for politics' scripted trash talking pantomime driven by some rich guy who owns everything deciding the winner most of the time
January 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Pro Wrestling feels like such an apt metaphor for politics' scripted trash talking pantomime driven by some rich guy who owns everything deciding the winner most of the time
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Rock songs in the 70s were like "She's a dangerous woman, she'll play you like a fiddle, she'll steal your heart and ruin your life. She's 16."
January 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Rock songs in the 70s were like "She's a dangerous woman, she'll play you like a fiddle, she'll steal your heart and ruin your life. She's 16."