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Ya gotta laugh!!
A second showing of “Hereditary,” when I sat back and listened to the gasps as people slowly saw that (redacted) was in the corner of the room. (If you know, you know.)
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You never really hear about soda bread anymore. What’s up with that
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Is that good
Some of Pete Alonso’s 2025 Statcast percentiles ⬇️
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The Penn State coaching search is increasingly close to reaching 2017 Tennessee levels of ineptitude, which is really not a place you want to be
Sources: Jeff Brohm has turned down overtures from Penn State to remain at Louisville. He and the Louisville administration continue to work on new contract terms that should be finalized in the near future.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This video is benign but like. Why is CNN reporting on the firing of a defensive coordinator from a 2-10 football team. This is not news that non-football fans (honestly, non-NYG fans) need to know, and football fans have already heard by now. Who is this for??? Why are they reporting on it???
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 19d
New York Giants interim head coach Mike Kafka has fired defensive coordinator Shane Bowen — just two weeks after Brian Daboll was let go.

CNN's Coy Wire breaks down the latest shakeup.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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People who listened to music most days slashed their risk of developing dementia by 39 percent compared with those who did not regularly listen to music, a new study of more than 10,000 people age 70 and over found.
Listening to music is linked to lower dementia risk, study suggests
A new study finds that regularly listening to music or playing a musical instrument may help older adults protect against cognitive decline.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not that I put much stock into Radar Online, but this is not a serious problem. It’s James Bond. Do people really think all the different versions of Bond happen in the same canon timeline? That’s insane.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Doesn’t even count key contributors like Luke McCaffrey and Javonte Jean-Baptiste.

In other words: pain.
The sidelined #Commanders starters: Austin Ekeler (groin), Deatrich Wise (quad), Noah Brown (groin), Terry McLaurin (quad), Will Harris (fibula), Dorance Armstrong (knee), Marshon Lattimore (ACL), Jayden Daniels (elbow) and now Amos. Plus Daron Payne is suspended.

Insane.
Quinn said #Commanders CB Trey Amos suffered a fractured fibula and will be out "for a while."
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The woman screaming into the void about public schools is absolutely killing me
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Gonna go ahead and extend this to the rest of the season, or at least until they start playing like an NFL team again. (Not even a good one, just one that shows an ounce of competence.)
I have loved this team all my life, but Commanders fans should not watch one play of the second half. Genuinely, have some self-respect. This team does not deserve your time.
The Seahawks' TD streak ends, but they add a FG to extend their lead over the #Commanders to 31-7 going into halftime.

This is about as ugly as it gets.
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I have loved this team all my life, but Commanders fans should not watch one play of the second half. Genuinely, have some self-respect. This team does not deserve your time.
The Seahawks' TD streak ends, but they add a FG to extend their lead over the #Commanders to 31-7 going into halftime.

This is about as ugly as it gets.
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Obviously all of this is hypocritical and gross, etc., but don't overlook how funny "Just connected you guys via text" is. Yeah man, I think they figured that out when they received the text.
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Baseball is so fucking awesome
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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if you are looking for something to watch tonight (or even this weekend) and you have Hulu, I really, really recommend diving into The Lowdown

I wrote about it a few weeks ago when it premiered and I stand by just about all of it

type-click-type.ghost.io/you-guys-got...
You Guys Gotta Watch 'The Lowdown'
I am so excited about this show and I am going to yell about it now.
type-click-type.ghost.io
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We gotta sim to the end of the season. It’s just not their year.
To clarify: By "knock him out," Dan Quinn meant that Dorance Armstrong will be out for the year.

He said this injury was unrelated to the hamstring injury that had bothered Armstrong coming into the game.
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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“missouri and vanderbilt will meet for an inside track to the cfp” is a blessed sentence
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
October 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They’re calling it the least surprising news of all time
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
…who is this reference of an obscure non-trade for a bad quarterback obvious to?
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Memorizing this
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM