Ruiji Jiang
@ruijisjiang.bsky.social
MD/PhD pediatric neurology
Views my own
Views my own
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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"He's an immortal avatar of a moral absolute, he sees everything, he brings gifts, Elves help create the gifts and ensure they match the fleeting mortal desires of the recipients," I mean come on
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"He's an immortal avatar of a moral absolute, he sees everything, he brings gifts, Elves help create the gifts and ensure they match the fleeting mortal desires of the recipients," I mean come on
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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AGAIN.
“Birdwatching, not unlike pickup basketball, does rest upon a certain code of honor in self reporting fouls/fowls… as it were.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *thunderous applause*
“Birdwatching, not unlike pickup basketball, does rest upon a certain code of honor in self reporting fouls/fowls… as it were.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *thunderous applause*
So...
I pledged to report an Epstein episode if we can hit 40,000 YouTube views on one of my favorite PTFO episodes ever — which is about competitive bird-watching — by this Tuesday (Dec. 2).
We're currently up to 37,455 😬 youtu.be/ZxoZKGHcjqA?...
I pledged to report an Epstein episode if we can hit 40,000 YouTube views on one of my favorite PTFO episodes ever — which is about competitive bird-watching — by this Tuesday (Dec. 2).
We're currently up to 37,455 😬 youtu.be/ZxoZKGHcjqA?...
Bird-Watching Will Blow Your Mind | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
AGAIN.
“Birdwatching, not unlike pickup basketball, does rest upon a certain code of honor in self reporting fouls/fowls… as it were.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *thunderous applause*
“Birdwatching, not unlike pickup basketball, does rest upon a certain code of honor in self reporting fouls/fowls… as it were.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *thunderous applause*
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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October 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
October 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Have the plums in the icebox for breakfast. They're delicious. So sweet and so cold.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…
September 1, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Have the plums in the icebox for breakfast. They're delicious. So sweet and so cold.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…
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Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"
Quote of a quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: insightful, daring, bold. High art.
quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: tedious. unnecessary. low art
Comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: definitely art
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Quote of a quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: insightful, daring, bold. High art.
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quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: tedious. unnecessary. low art
Comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: definitely art
August 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: tedious. unnecessary. low art
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For purposes of interpretation, “Role” is not relative to draft position, so in this context “Bust” means “not really an NBA rotation player.” Think Anthony Bennett not Andrew Wiggins or Deandre Ayton.
It’s Draft Day in the NBA, so time for me to once against post the chart that Eric Nehm likes to call “The Dream Killer”
June 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
For purposes of interpretation, “Role” is not relative to draft position, so in this context “Bust” means “not really an NBA rotation player.” Think Anthony Bennett not Andrew Wiggins or Deandre Ayton.
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W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
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Remembering Dr. Alan Hart for Pride, trans man from the early 1900s. He revolutionized the detection of tuberculosis, saved thousands of lives, and died using his name, as the man he always was meant to be.
We have always been here.
We have always been here.
June 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Remembering Dr. Alan Hart for Pride, trans man from the early 1900s. He revolutionized the detection of tuberculosis, saved thousands of lives, and died using his name, as the man he always was meant to be.
We have always been here.
We have always been here.
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Charles Barkley delivers his message on 'Inside the NBA' about the NBA on TNT coming to an end.
That's followed by a "TNT" chant by the crowd.🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA
That's followed by a "TNT" chant by the crowd.🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA
June 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Charles Barkley delivers his message on 'Inside the NBA' about the NBA on TNT coming to an end.
That's followed by a "TNT" chant by the crowd.🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA
That's followed by a "TNT" chant by the crowd.🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA
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I learned more about kindness and humanity from reading Terry Pratchett than anyone or anything else and it isn’t particularly close
we lost him far too soon
GNU Terry Pratchett, and a happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all of you
we lost him far too soon
GNU Terry Pratchett, and a happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all of you
“Discworld is not about how to be good, but about how to do good, and why even the smallest acts of kindness matter.” via @oliviawaite.com
The Essential Terry Pratchett
www.nytimes.com
May 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I learned more about kindness and humanity from reading Terry Pratchett than anyone or anything else and it isn’t particularly close
we lost him far too soon
GNU Terry Pratchett, and a happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all of you
we lost him far too soon
GNU Terry Pratchett, and a happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all of you
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Everything you need to know for Rockets-Warriors Game 1 is in here, including injury news and links to all our playoff preview stories.
Gift link (no paywall): www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/rocke...
Gift link (no paywall): www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/rocke...
Live updates: Rockets vs. Warriors in Game 1 of first-round matchup
Live updates as the Houston Rockets face the Golden State Warriors in the first round of the NBA playoffs.
www.houstonchronicle.com
April 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Everything you need to know for Rockets-Warriors Game 1 is in here, including injury news and links to all our playoff preview stories.
Gift link (no paywall): www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/rocke...
Gift link (no paywall): www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/rocke...
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
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Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
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