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called my NH senators. Left a message for Maggie Hassan (202) 224-3324 that I can’t wait to vote for whomever primaries her in 2028
just left snippy messages for schumer and gillibrand. first time for everything i guess!
202-224-3121
202-224-3121
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
called my NH senators. Left a message for Maggie Hassan (202) 224-3324 that I can’t wait to vote for whomever primaries her in 2028
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
Had the pleasure of meeting Dick Cheney at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Had the pleasure of meeting Dick Cheney at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
No, it’s not like any other love /
This one is different because it sucks
This one is different because it sucks
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
No, it’s not like any other love /
This one is different because it sucks
This one is different because it sucks
A second Will Klein Christmas pajama photo has entered the timeline. My mvp
Oh no he’s also a cat person. I am afraid I adore him. He has been added to the list of players I love.
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
A second Will Klein Christmas pajama photo has entered the timeline. My mvp
All time life moment of trying to remember Gogol’s Dead Souls and coming up with Bobo’s Dead Sea Scrolls
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
All time life moment of trying to remember Gogol’s Dead Souls and coming up with Bobo’s Dead Sea Scrolls
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![a remix of a yoda meme:
after Sending out Treinen 37 times in a row while standing in front of the bullpen at 1:34 am
[picture of Dave Roberts looking dazed and confused]
2:12am... going back for more Treinen
[picture of Dave Roberts walking with a weird facial expression]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:egz5afcri76srzndjucwbaph/bafkreid5nbfkqpaxz6zc2dt2kepflehchfdqq7bozjfvvunvonqhcg3qa4@jpeg)
I can’t believe Joe Pera’s tulpa is the current jeopardy champion
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can’t believe Joe Pera’s tulpa is the current jeopardy champion
Watching first episode of Task: My wife was so impressed that I knew the answer to the trivia question on the plastic Phillies cup before Mark Ruffalo said it, she had to pause the show
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Watching first episode of Task: My wife was so impressed that I knew the answer to the trivia question on the plastic Phillies cup before Mark Ruffalo said it, she had to pause the show
Woke up from a dream where I was in a restaurant and a line cook was roughly making a cheeseburger on top of my head while I tried to sing this song:
Ooh we ooh I look just like Burger holly
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
September 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Woke up from a dream where I was in a restaurant and a line cook was roughly making a cheeseburger on top of my head while I tried to sing this song:
Ooh we ooh I look just like Burger holly
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Ooh we ooh I look just like Burger holly
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
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RFK Jr looks and sounds like the Men In Black alien wearing an Edgarsuit
September 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
RFK Jr looks and sounds like the Men In Black alien wearing an Edgarsuit
Having to block a dumbass who doesn’t know geography on bluesky, is it the freakin weekend yet
August 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Having to block a dumbass who doesn’t know geography on bluesky, is it the freakin weekend yet
hospital shrimp
August 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
hospital shrimp
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True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
August 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Matt strahm really looks like if Blake snell was in duck dynasty
July 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Matt strahm really looks like if Blake snell was in duck dynasty
Really thought I had a chance to go 30 for 30 on pro mode
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #324
30 for 30
Swings: 31
🚀1️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, BOS, CHC, CIN, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CWS
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #324
30 for 30
Swings: 31
🚀1️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, BOS, CHC, CIN, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CWS
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July 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Really thought I had a chance to go 30 for 30 on pro mode
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #324
30 for 30
Swings: 31
🚀1️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, BOS, CHC, CIN, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CWS
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #324
30 for 30
Swings: 31
🚀1️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, BOS, CHC, CIN, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CWS
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My son’s name is also Dort
June 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My son’s name is also Dort
Definitely my best showing on pro mode:
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #295
30 for 30
Swings: 36
🚀1️⃣: AZ, BAL, BOS, CWS, CIN, COL, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYM, NYY, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, CHC, CLE, KC, MIL, OAK
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #295
30 for 30
Swings: 36
🚀1️⃣: AZ, BAL, BOS, CWS, CIN, COL, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYM, NYY, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, CHC, CLE, KC, MIL, OAK
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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June 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Definitely my best showing on pro mode:
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #295
30 for 30
Swings: 36
🚀1️⃣: AZ, BAL, BOS, CWS, CIN, COL, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYM, NYY, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, CHC, CLE, KC, MIL, OAK
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #295
30 for 30
Swings: 36
🚀1️⃣: AZ, BAL, BOS, CWS, CIN, COL, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYM, NYY, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, CHC, CLE, KC, MIL, OAK
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WiFi on the plane to keep my streak alive:
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #260
30 for 30
Swings: 47
🚀1️⃣: BAL, BOS, CIN, HOU, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: AZ, CHC, CWS, COL, KC, LAA, MIN, SEA, TB
🚀3️⃣: ATL, CLE, DET, NYM
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #260
30 for 30
Swings: 47
🚀1️⃣: BAL, BOS, CIN, HOU, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: AZ, CHC, CWS, COL, KC, LAA, MIN, SEA, TB
🚀3️⃣: ATL, CLE, DET, NYM
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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May 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
WiFi on the plane to keep my streak alive:
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #260
30 for 30
Swings: 47
🚀1️⃣: BAL, BOS, CIN, HOU, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: AZ, CHC, CWS, COL, KC, LAA, MIN, SEA, TB
🚀3️⃣: ATL, CLE, DET, NYM
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #260
30 for 30
Swings: 47
🚀1️⃣: BAL, BOS, CIN, HOU, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: AZ, CHC, CWS, COL, KC, LAA, MIN, SEA, TB
🚀3️⃣: ATL, CLE, DET, NYM
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This is how I learned about the “Vedder Cup”
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #259
30 for 30
Swings: 52
🚀1️⃣: BAL, CWS, CIN, CLE, DET, LAA, LAD, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, SF, STL, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, BOS, COL, HOU, MIA, SEA, TEX
🚀3️⃣: AZ, CHC, MIL, PIT, SD, TB
🚀4️⃣: KC
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #259
30 for 30
Swings: 52
🚀1️⃣: BAL, CWS, CIN, CLE, DET, LAA, LAD, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, SF, STL, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, BOS, COL, HOU, MIA, SEA, TEX
🚀3️⃣: AZ, CHC, MIL, PIT, SD, TB
🚀4️⃣: KC
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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May 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This is how I learned about the “Vedder Cup”
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #259
30 for 30
Swings: 52
🚀1️⃣: BAL, CWS, CIN, CLE, DET, LAA, LAD, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, SF, STL, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, BOS, COL, HOU, MIA, SEA, TEX
🚀3️⃣: AZ, CHC, MIL, PIT, SD, TB
🚀4️⃣: KC
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #259
30 for 30
Swings: 52
🚀1️⃣: BAL, CWS, CIN, CLE, DET, LAA, LAD, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, SF, STL, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, BOS, COL, HOU, MIA, SEA, TEX
🚀3️⃣: AZ, CHC, MIL, PIT, SD, TB
🚀4️⃣: KC
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Early morning stroll
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #250
30 for 30
Swings: 46
🚀1️⃣: ATL, BAL, CHC, CWS, CIN, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PIT, SF, SEA, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CLE, PHI, SD, TB
🚀3️⃣: BOS, KC
🚀5️⃣: AZ, COL
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #250
30 for 30
Swings: 46
🚀1️⃣: ATL, BAL, CHC, CWS, CIN, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PIT, SF, SEA, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CLE, PHI, SD, TB
🚀3️⃣: BOS, KC
🚀5️⃣: AZ, COL
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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May 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Early morning stroll
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #250
30 for 30
Swings: 46
🚀1️⃣: ATL, BAL, CHC, CWS, CIN, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PIT, SF, SEA, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CLE, PHI, SD, TB
🚀3️⃣: BOS, KC
🚀5️⃣: AZ, COL
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #250
30 for 30
Swings: 46
🚀1️⃣: ATL, BAL, CHC, CWS, CIN, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PIT, SF, SEA, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CLE, PHI, SD, TB
🚀3️⃣: BOS, KC
🚀5️⃣: AZ, COL
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Haase hive wake up
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #241
30 for 30
Swings: 70
🚀1️⃣: CWS, CIN, KC, NYM, SD, SEA, TEX
🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, CHC, CLE, COL, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYY, PHI, SF, TOR
🚀3️⃣: BAL, PIT, STL
🚀4️⃣: BOS, DET, HOU, MIL, OAK, TB, WSH
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #241
30 for 30
Swings: 70
🚀1️⃣: CWS, CIN, KC, NYM, SD, SEA, TEX
🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, CHC, CLE, COL, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYY, PHI, SF, TOR
🚀3️⃣: BAL, PIT, STL
🚀4️⃣: BOS, DET, HOU, MIL, OAK, TB, WSH
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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April 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Haase hive wake up
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #241
30 for 30
Swings: 70
🚀1️⃣: CWS, CIN, KC, NYM, SD, SEA, TEX
🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, CHC, CLE, COL, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYY, PHI, SF, TOR
🚀3️⃣: BAL, PIT, STL
🚀4️⃣: BOS, DET, HOU, MIL, OAK, TB, WSH
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #241
30 for 30
Swings: 70
🚀1️⃣: CWS, CIN, KC, NYM, SD, SEA, TEX
🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, CHC, CLE, COL, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYY, PHI, SF, TOR
🚀3️⃣: BAL, PIT, STL
🚀4️⃣: BOS, DET, HOU, MIL, OAK, TB, WSH
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Pro mode Sunday
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #240
30 for 30
Swings: 73
🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, COL, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYM, OAK, SD, SF, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CIN, CLE, PIT, TEX
🚀3️⃣: CWS, NYY, SEA, TB
🚀4️⃣: DET, MIN, STL, TOR
🚀5️⃣: AZ, BAL, PHI
🚀6️⃣+: ATL
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #240
30 for 30
Swings: 73
🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, COL, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYM, OAK, SD, SF, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CIN, CLE, PIT, TEX
🚀3️⃣: CWS, NYY, SEA, TB
🚀4️⃣: DET, MIN, STL, TOR
🚀5️⃣: AZ, BAL, PHI
🚀6️⃣+: ATL
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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April 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Pro mode Sunday
Daily Walkoff ⚾ #240
30 for 30
Swings: 73
🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, COL, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYM, OAK, SD, SF, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CIN, CLE, PIT, TEX
🚀3️⃣: CWS, NYY, SEA, TB
🚀4️⃣: DET, MIN, STL, TOR
🚀5️⃣: AZ, BAL, PHI
🚀6️⃣+: ATL
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Daily Walkoff ⚾ #240
30 for 30
Swings: 73
🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, COL, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYM, OAK, SD, SF, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CIN, CLE, PIT, TEX
🚀3️⃣: CWS, NYY, SEA, TB
🚀4️⃣: DET, MIN, STL, TOR
🚀5️⃣: AZ, BAL, PHI
🚀6️⃣+: ATL
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