Chris Hanel
@chrishanel.com
Fights for the users. Broadcast Designer @supportclass.net, Lead Production Designer @gamesdonequick.com, official Effectively Wild Scorekeeper (@ewstats.com), COQL host/trivia nerd, Twins fan, ex-game dev. (he/him)
Links/info: https://chrishanel.com
Links/info: https://chrishanel.com
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Thank goodness
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Thank goodness
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Hello, Everybody blogs.fangraphs.com/hello-everyb...
Hello, Everybody
I’m excited to cover prospects and the minor leagues in ways that will inform and entertain readers.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hello, Everybody blogs.fangraphs.com/hello-everyb...
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"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
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I repeat:
To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I repeat:
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The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
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Boeing, OpenAI, and the Roman Senate all benefit from the fact that if you divide responsibility for a death among enough people it turns out nobody receives consequences.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Boeing, OpenAI, and the Roman Senate all benefit from the fact that if you divide responsibility for a death among enough people it turns out nobody receives consequences.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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We made a machine that is wicked, what a dogshit accomplishment
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We made a machine that is wicked, what a dogshit accomplishment
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
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Here's wishing a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my buddy @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social, truly a madly marvelous gent...
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Here's wishing a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my buddy @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social, truly a madly marvelous gent...
Used extensively in the GDQ overlays
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Used extensively in the GDQ overlays
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I do *not* want to hear about a nude standee of Joe Pohlad in the clubhouse
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I do *not* want to hear about a nude standee of Joe Pohlad in the clubhouse
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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as a resident of another transit city, Chicago...there is no better way to celebrate an incoming mayor than this, especially when drawing him on public transit doesn't feel forced or weird.
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
as a resident of another transit city, Chicago...there is no better way to celebrate an incoming mayor than this, especially when drawing him on public transit doesn't feel forced or weird.
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We think of Zohran as a nice guy. But thank God he knows when not to be.
"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
We think of Zohran as a nice guy. But thank God he knows when not to be.
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Everyone is hope scrolling now
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Everyone is hope scrolling now
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so much to love in this mayoral campaign's videos, but my favorite might be this line from the one posted below: "And to the billionaires who think this movement is an existential threat to their corruption of our democracy: you're right."
We believe that in the wealthiest city in the wealthiest nation in the history of the world, working people deserve a dignified life.
And to the billionaires who think this movement is an existential threat to their corruption of our democracy: you're right.
And to the billionaires who think this movement is an existential threat to their corruption of our democracy: you're right.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
so much to love in this mayoral campaign's videos, but my favorite might be this line from the one posted below: "And to the billionaires who think this movement is an existential threat to their corruption of our democracy: you're right."
ORLANDO MY BELOVED
What we know so far, 9:30pm
—Dems flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani up
—Dems seem to flip 2 statewide offices in GA
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincy.
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—PA: Dem justices up big
—Maine anti-mail vote measure down
—Krasner wins
—Dems flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani up
—Dems seem to flip 2 statewide offices in GA
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincy.
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—PA: Dem justices up big
—Maine anti-mail vote measure down
—Krasner wins
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ORLANDO MY BELOVED
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Hey establishment Dems.
YOU DON’T NEED TO MOVE RIGHT. JUST HAVE ACTUALLY GOOD POLICIES.
Seems that’s the message tonight.
YOU DON’T NEED TO MOVE RIGHT. JUST HAVE ACTUALLY GOOD POLICIES.
Seems that’s the message tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hey establishment Dems.
YOU DON’T NEED TO MOVE RIGHT. JUST HAVE ACTUALLY GOOD POLICIES.
Seems that’s the message tonight.
YOU DON’T NEED TO MOVE RIGHT. JUST HAVE ACTUALLY GOOD POLICIES.
Seems that’s the message tonight.
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setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.