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Chris Hanel
@chrishanel.com
Fights for the users. Broadcast Designer @supportclass.net, Lead Production Designer @gamesdonequick.com, official Effectively Wild Scorekeeper (@ewstats.com), COQL host/trivia nerd, Twins fan, ex-game dev. (he/him)

Links/info: https://chrishanel.com
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Sinatra has gone woke
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
To my friends and connections: I'll be at #AGDQ2026 until January 7th in Pittsburgh. There are still tickets available so feel free to come out and say hello if you're in the area.
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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This … isn’t true though? The segment wasn’t censored due to government interference, it was internal meddling. If the segment was pulled any earlier it would have been censored in Canada too.
This message hits hard.
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
not me sobbing buckets at a doctor who episode i've watched 50 times before
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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You ever find yourself going just a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit too far with what was originally meant to be a low-effort shitpost?

Anybody, I made Speedigami for GDQ.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

(with apologies to @jonbois.bsky.social, and probably also @chrishanel.com)
GDQ Speedigami (AGDQ '16 - Present)
docs.google.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Just accidentally sniped @chrishanel.com with a horrible idea I had, and I'd be torn to bits about it if I weren't LAUGHING LIKE A GODDAMN MADMAN."
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a kitchen counter
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a kitchen counter
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have finally allowed myself to purchase and try out Dwarf Fortress.

Given the way my brain and attention span works, I have one very important request before i disappear forever
a woman is smiling in front of a help me mug
Alt: a woman is smiling in front of a mug that says "help me"
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think r/blenderhelp is a good resource, but the number of times I see "HOW TO ACHIEVE THIS EFFECT?!?!" and they link just a piece created in a completely different medium makes me seethe

2D animation isn't an 'effect'. It's not an equation you can magically find the right buttons to reproduce.
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fellow 40-somethings: I need confirmation that I'm not the only person that has extremely fond feelings for growing up with the TV show Today's Special www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVgb...
Today's Special opening and closing theme
YouTube video by Snowwinterie
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:

⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year

Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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reminder that bari weiss and kate mckinnon are exes
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Oh this is just awful. Rest in peace, mate. Thanks for everything.

gameinformer.com/2025/12/22/v...
Vince Zampella, Respawn Co-Founder And Head Of Battlefield Series, Dead At 55
He was killed in a car crash Sunday afternoon.
gameinformer.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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With his appearance in today's @ewpod.bsky.social episode (2417), @samblum3.bsky.social becomes the 64th member of the Effectively Wild Five Timers Club! Congrats!
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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personally I think Al Pacino as Lowell Bergman should get to yell at Bari Weiss until this whole thing gets sorted
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Live look of all the Harper’s letter signatories:
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Over the last 24 hours I have made *forty-seven* variants of a graphic and soon you'll be able to appreciate the fruits of that labor but for now I'm just collapsing into my chair wondering how I did that
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM