Brett Nicholson
@aggiebrett.bsky.social
Screenwriter of rambunctious eloquence. Sometimes comedy, sometimes comedic, sometimes just dramatic. Hard to believe I was a Nicholl Finalist!
Love movies, beer, music, tacos, and floating in a Texas river. BlueSky since 2023.
Occasionally sarcastic.
Love movies, beer, music, tacos, and floating in a Texas river. BlueSky since 2023.
Occasionally sarcastic.
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Brett Nicholson
@aggiebrett.bsky.social
· Nov 11
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QUEEN OF THE SKY
When Nazis invade, young Ukrainian flier Lilya Litvyak battles not only the Luftwaffe but also the sexism and bureaucracy of the Soviet system to become history's highest scoring female ace. Then is forgotten. Until now.
#scriptsky
QUEEN OF THE SKY
When Nazis invade, young Ukrainian flier Lilya Litvyak battles not only the Luftwaffe but also the sexism and bureaucracy of the Soviet system to become history's highest scoring female ace. Then is forgotten. Until now.
#scriptsky
This day is draggiiinnnnggggggggg
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This day is draggiiinnnnggggggggg
Oh, and it’s INVENTORY WEEK, which means they add a complimentary extra slice of suck to the shit sandwich.
a man in a suit and tie says yaaay
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says yaaay
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Oh, and it’s INVENTORY WEEK, which means they add a complimentary extra slice of suck to the shit sandwich.
It’s interesting this week to hear vo-workers I’ve never heard numble about politics now talking about “did you see Trumps ape pic he posted? What the hell is wrong with that man?”
It suddenly feels different.
It suddenly feels different.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
It’s interesting this week to hear vo-workers I’ve never heard numble about politics now talking about “did you see Trumps ape pic he posted? What the hell is wrong with that man?”
It suddenly feels different.
It suddenly feels different.
Sometimes I remember this one and laugh all over again:
“Kid Rock is what you’d get if you tried to make hepatitis in human form.”
“Kid Rock is what you’d get if you tried to make hepatitis in human form.”
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Sometimes I remember this one and laugh all over again:
“Kid Rock is what you’d get if you tried to make hepatitis in human form.”
“Kid Rock is what you’d get if you tried to make hepatitis in human form.”
I’ve never used ChatGPT. Not once.
I’m not saying that makes me better than others, but it’s good to have that evidence ready to present if ever I DO decide to say it.
I’m not saying that makes me better than others, but it’s good to have that evidence ready to present if ever I DO decide to say it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I’ve never used ChatGPT. Not once.
I’m not saying that makes me better than others, but it’s good to have that evidence ready to present if ever I DO decide to say it.
I’m not saying that makes me better than others, but it’s good to have that evidence ready to present if ever I DO decide to say it.
The Puppy Bowl gets around 14 million views. 🤣
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The Puppy Bowl gets around 14 million views. 🤣
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It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.
No real surprises.
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
No real surprises.
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Sleeping beats waking.
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Sleeping beats waking.
Very confirmed.
i should add that in my experience native Spanish speakers in the Americas are EXTREMELY generous with those of us who speak Spanish badly and make even a small effort to communicate in Spanish. They want us to succeed. Which I appreciate.
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Very confirmed.
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That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
Survived the first day.
Now we just stand up, dust off, do it again.
Easy peasy.
Now we just stand up, dust off, do it again.
Easy peasy.
a man in a plaid jacket and tie is sitting in a chair and says again .
ALT: a man in a plaid jacket and tie is sitting in a chair and says again .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Survived the first day.
Now we just stand up, dust off, do it again.
Easy peasy.
Now we just stand up, dust off, do it again.
Easy peasy.
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WATCH IT. SHARE IT. TALK ABOUT IT.
DO NOT LET THESE SICK BASTARDS GET AWAY WITH A BIT OF THIS.
DO NOT LET THESE SICK BASTARDS GET AWAY WITH A BIT OF THIS.
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
WATCH IT. SHARE IT. TALK ABOUT IT.
DO NOT LET THESE SICK BASTARDS GET AWAY WITH A BIT OF THIS.
DO NOT LET THESE SICK BASTARDS GET AWAY WITH A BIT OF THIS.
This is the worst screenplay ever.
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
Yes, her initials really are KLAN.
"Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, born on November 30, 1971, is an American politician serving as the 8th United States Secretary of Homeland Security since January 2025."
Yes, her initials really are KLAN.
"Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, born on November 30, 1971, is an American politician serving as the 8th United States Secretary of Homeland Security since January 2025."
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This is the worst screenplay ever.
Post your favourite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Post your favourite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
Superman: The Movie | Soundtrack Suite (John Williams)
YouTube video by Soundtrack Fred
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If anyone (use) is totally completely and in all ways uninterested in the (waves hand) sport-ball nonsense... I'll be cavorting around on the webs.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
If anyone (use) is totally completely and in all ways uninterested in the (waves hand) sport-ball nonsense... I'll be cavorting around on the webs.
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Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
I bought another handful of plumbing parts (YES— to fix/modify/adjust expensive work done by plumbers THIS WEEK), but I’m in no mood to do plumbing today, so it gets pushed.
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I bought another handful of plumbing parts (YES— to fix/modify/adjust expensive work done by plumbers THIS WEEK), but I’m in no mood to do plumbing today, so it gets pushed.
And there we have it.
Buried in this piece is a throwaway line about how actually her real hustle is selling online courses to aspiring AI hacks, marking an extraordinary symbiosis of my two most hated internet poisons
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
And there we have it.
I can see getting cranky today.
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I can see getting cranky today.
I again had to remind someone just now “at least half the people you meet are dumber than average.”
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I again had to remind someone just now “at least half the people you meet are dumber than average.”