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Brett Nicholson
@aggiebrett.bsky.social
Screenwriter of rambunctious eloquence. Sometimes comedy, sometimes comedic, sometimes just dramatic. Hard to believe I was a Nicholl Finalist!

Love movies, beer, music, tacos, and floating in a Texas river. BlueSky since 2023.

Occasionally sarcastic.
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Offered for consideration for #TheGreyList:

QUEEN OF THE SKY

When Nazis invade, young Ukrainian flier Lilya Litvyak battles not only the Luftwaffe but also the sexism and bureaucracy of the Soviet system to become history's highest scoring female ace. Then is forgotten. Until now.

#scriptsky
On to Wednesday. Heads on a swivel— the suck is a-coming, and it’s on each of us to ID the blitz and react accordingly.
February 18, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Forgive me for I have sinned. FINALLY belatedly watched WAKE UP DEAD MAN.

Yes of course I loved it madly.
February 18, 2026 at 5:33 AM
You know what? If AI raises its clumsy moronic virtual hand and says "hey-- you want me to block all images of Kid Rock or RFK or any of the other skeezy blowholes...? Cuz I can do that," I think I might relent on my acetylene torch hatred of that tech.

Maybe.
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Sometimes I think I think too much.

Sometimes I think I don't think enough.

Sometimes I'm not sure what I think.

Sometimes I think thinking is wildly overrated.
February 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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BREAKING: I read the new version of the “Save America Act” (S. 1383) so u don’t have to. Here’s my summary. Point 1 is new. It requires that all 50 states send their voter rolls to the DHS to run thru DHS’s faulty “SAVE” voter purge program. Points 6 & 7 are new too. Tell ur Senators #NoOnSAVE 1/
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
What's a line delivery you'll never forget?
February 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
@jamestalarico.bsky.social absolutely deserves your attention, #Texas.
This may end up being a massive own goal for the Trump administration.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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They raided the jailed children to steal their letters.

The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”

- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.

Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.

www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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The difference between a judicial warrant and an administrative warrant is the difference between a $20 bill and a napkin that a fascist wrote "twenty dollars" on.
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I’m shocked. SHOCKED.

Narrator: He was not a bit shocked.
Files show convicted sex abuser messaged with Ken Starr and others about Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford
Epstein sympathized with Kavanaugh during supreme court confirmation, emails show
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Muting/blocking “engagement-baiters” seems yet another advisable tack to follow.
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
My overall count of Dimbulbs and Dumbasses seemed lower today, but by god the few I did catch seemed truly dedicated in trying to make up for their missing mouth-breathing brethren and sesthren.
a man wearing headphones is making a funny face and saying hats off to you
ALT: a man wearing headphones is making a funny face and saying hats off to you
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’m becoming more popular with the bot set.
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes the I’ll say something just to see if some clod steps into that puddle and makes a mess.
February 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Really really wanting to do another ere-watch of LONESOME DOVE.
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Mondays suck even when they don’t fall on Monday.
February 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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AI filmmaking is completely unserious.

You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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We are living through dark, disturbing and dangerous times, but do not despair — the cavalry is coming! Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band will be taking the stage this spring from Minneapolis to California to Texas to Washington, D.C. for the Land of Hope And Dreams American Tour.
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
As I said: try to find a bad Duvall performance. I’ve not yet seen one.
Reminder that Robert Duvall also absolutely rules in the fantastic Jack Reacher film.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Humor is tough.

Social media demonstrates this a million times every minute.
🤣
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
One of the 37 things that BLOWS about getting older is a day of light carpentry (yes, at odd angles in confined spaces on tile floor, blah blah blah…) leaves you waking the next day feeling as if you’d been stuffed in a bag with some kitchen appliances and then tossed down a long escalator.
a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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This is how you live a life
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM