Rude Gopher Machine
@rudegophermachine.bsky.social
I always thought Brightsiders would be your Star Wars, rip
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I always thought Brightsiders would be your Star Wars, rip
David Morse
October 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
David Morse
Did dirt also go kaputt?
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Did dirt also go kaputt?
Yanks tried their darndest to prevent this
October 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yanks tried their darndest to prevent this
Do these boomers actually believe that they can nail the outro to Hey Jude
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Do these boomers actually believe that they can nail the outro to Hey Jude
Dodgers prospect edition:
September 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Dodgers prospect edition:
Always advise buying low on a guy who is described as “dumb as rocks”
August 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Always advise buying low on a guy who is described as “dumb as rocks”
My favorite 36 year old rookie, Takashi Saito is my #1
August 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My favorite 36 year old rookie, Takashi Saito is my #1
It didn’t work for Obama, but maybe it’ll work for you
August 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It didn’t work for Obama, but maybe it’ll work for you
After the playing today I had to look up Pat Rapp, his photo has the most tongue I’ve ever seen on baseball reference
June 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
After the playing today I had to look up Pat Rapp, his photo has the most tongue I’ve ever seen on baseball reference
My walk off streak has now met the Mariners win total in 2001:
April 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My walk off streak has now met the Mariners win total in 2001:
Also in New Orleans, at Snake n’ Jake’s Christmas Club Lounge, we bought this dog a shot of dog kibble
October 29, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Also in New Orleans, at Snake n’ Jake’s Christmas Club Lounge, we bought this dog a shot of dog kibble
Come for the pastrami, stay for the extended commentary on a random fan who is now known as “drink and phone guy”
July 31, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Come for the pastrami, stay for the extended commentary on a random fan who is now known as “drink and phone guy”
Thank you. It might be the Bia hơi talking, but something tells me I might now be on the trail of a Tom Martin shirsey soon. PS this purchase was way overdue:
June 14, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Thank you. It might be the Bia hơi talking, but something tells me I might now be on the trail of a Tom Martin shirsey soon. PS this purchase was way overdue:
@davidjroth.bsky.social sitting on a rooftop in Hanoi, seeing a Baltimore orioles shirsey walk past and then realizing it’s for George Sherrill. Any chance I could get your rating?
June 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social sitting on a rooftop in Hanoi, seeing a Baltimore orioles shirsey walk past and then realizing it’s for George Sherrill. Any chance I could get your rating?
I always thought it meant lookin like Mac tonight
May 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I always thought it meant lookin like Mac tonight
This guy keeps staring at me…
May 8, 2024 at 7:32 PM
This guy keeps staring at me…
