Rude Gopher Machine
@rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Where’s John Boehner, the cannabis lobbyist, when you need him
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Where’s John Boehner, the cannabis lobbyist, when you need him
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
called my NH senators. Left a message for Maggie Hassan (202) 224-3324 that I can’t wait to vote for whomever primaries her in 2028
just left snippy messages for schumer and gillibrand. first time for everything i guess!
202-224-3121
202-224-3121
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Told Jeanne Shaheen (202) 224-2841 that this will ruin her legacy (lmao) whatever she’s probably already lined up some plum lobbying gig after retirement next year
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Told Jeanne Shaheen (202) 224-2841 that this will ruin her legacy (lmao) whatever she’s probably already lined up some plum lobbying gig after retirement next year
D’andre swift or his understudy Kyle monangai
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
D’andre swift or his understudy Kyle monangai
@jaketapper.bsky.social ya see this shit
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@jaketapper.bsky.social ya see this shit
Cat Man, YOU are a Sacramento Athletic
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Cat Man, YOU are a Sacramento Athletic
Wouldn’t be surprised if Brandon Taubman joins this front office
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wouldn’t be surprised if Brandon Taubman joins this front office
AJ Ellis got robbed
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
AJ Ellis got robbed
Yeah I can’t find it either. He’s also turned off commenting on all his posts lol
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Yeah I can’t find it either. He’s also turned off commenting on all his posts lol
I will become an exclusive customer of any online clothing company that promises to never email me again
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I will become an exclusive customer of any online clothing company that promises to never email me again
Now all I can think about is perestRoki
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Now all I can think about is perestRoki
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I think the majority of these take place on boats, haven’t watched them in a minute 😬
I think the majority of these take place on boats, haven’t watched them in a minute 😬
Fishing with John - YouTube
youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I think the majority of these take place on boats, haven’t watched them in a minute 😬
I think the majority of these take place on boats, haven’t watched them in a minute 😬
I can’t believe he’s still playing Birthday on the off chance that it’s someone’s birthday in the crowd lmao
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I can’t believe he’s still playing Birthday on the off chance that it’s someone’s birthday in the crowd lmao
OK but I’m still trying to figure out why Green Day played the CFL grey cup halftime show in 2023: www.thestar.com/sports/footb...
Green Day doesn’t disappoint during Grey Cup halftime show in Hamilton
HAMILTON - Green Day rocked the Grey Cup on Sunday with a powerful four-song mini-set complete with fireworks and audience participation.
www.thestar.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
OK but I’m still trying to figure out why Green Day played the CFL grey cup halftime show in 2023: www.thestar.com/sports/footb...
I’m letting a ladybug chill in my living room, it’s been alright
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m letting a ladybug chill in my living room, it’s been alright