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Really getting in on the ground floor of this micro blogging trend…
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· Mar 26
What if, and this is just me being silly, what if they’re going after social security -and cmon, obvs these are super serious people, professionals even- but like, what if they just want the acronym?
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How to fix soccer:
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How to fix soccer:
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
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James Bond discourse is far too serious nowadays for a franchise that has invisible cars and women named Horny Boobsovnia and British people on space stations, they keep trying to make that stuff good when it should be stupid
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
James Bond discourse is far too serious nowadays for a franchise that has invisible cars and women named Horny Boobsovnia and British people on space stations, they keep trying to make that stuff good when it should be stupid
What is behind the mid-wit urge to defer to the loudest dummy on your feed when you don't know anything about a topic?
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What is behind the mid-wit urge to defer to the loudest dummy on your feed when you don't know anything about a topic?
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As a Jewish journalist, I know I am casting my lot with people who, deep down, are antisemitic. But that's okay because I'm confident that however much they hate Jews, they hate Muslims 5-10% more.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As a Jewish journalist, I know I am casting my lot with people who, deep down, are antisemitic. But that's okay because I'm confident that however much they hate Jews, they hate Muslims 5-10% more.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Donald Trump isn’t governing, he’s looting.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Donald Trump isn’t governing, he’s looting.
I bought some individually packed Activia yogurt because it was on sale and I was desperate for some snack diversity. About a week later I got the worst kind of stomach. I realized I hadn’t had any Activia for maybe 36 hours.
And yep, turns out I’m physiologically addicted to FUCKING YOGURT!!
And yep, turns out I’m physiologically addicted to FUCKING YOGURT!!
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December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I bought some individually packed Activia yogurt because it was on sale and I was desperate for some snack diversity. About a week later I got the worst kind of stomach. I realized I hadn’t had any Activia for maybe 36 hours.
And yep, turns out I’m physiologically addicted to FUCKING YOGURT!!
And yep, turns out I’m physiologically addicted to FUCKING YOGURT!!
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without fail the most disgusting, entitled, criminal shitheads in the country, the people who hate the place they live in the most, the people who shirk work and complain nonstop every word out of their mouths, are white conservatives like Donald Trump
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
without fail the most disgusting, entitled, criminal shitheads in the country, the people who hate the place they live in the most, the people who shirk work and complain nonstop every word out of their mouths, are white conservatives like Donald Trump
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Goddamn Max Domi sucks!
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Goddamn Max Domi sucks!
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The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
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honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
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and now for your umpteenth reminder that the best way to fight human trafficking is to support measures that ease poverty and promote affordable housing, not to go hunting for hidden coded messages on the internet
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
and now for your umpteenth reminder that the best way to fight human trafficking is to support measures that ease poverty and promote affordable housing, not to go hunting for hidden coded messages on the internet
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The heat death of the universe has an opportunity to do the funniest thing a bit early right now
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The heat death of the universe has an opportunity to do the funniest thing a bit early right now
The fact there was even a whisper of a chance that the Leafs could’ve dealt Marner for Rantanen last season, keeps me up at night.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The fact there was even a whisper of a chance that the Leafs could’ve dealt Marner for Rantanen last season, keeps me up at night.
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Not really interested in chatting with a computer. I would like some trains and subways built though.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Not really interested in chatting with a computer. I would like some trains and subways built though.
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
Mmm… Delicious, delicious words…
I know I’ll almost certainly eat these words but holy shit, the Pittsburgh Penguins are actually good again!
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mmm… Delicious, delicious words…
I know I’ll almost certainly eat these words but holy shit, the Pittsburgh Penguins are actually good again!
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I know I’ll almost certainly eat these words but holy shit, the Pittsburgh Penguins are actually good again!
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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