resist! don't outsource your brain!
My family so quickly went to "well it's here now so there's nothing we can do" when I mention AI. Someone out there is scripting people to say that line, the exact same way
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
resist! don't outsource your brain!
"perfect heir to geometry wars" i think you mean SANVEIN (game looks cool as hell)
Sektori is one of the best games I’ve played all year. Design perfection, a fantastic soundtrack, it’s almost impossible for me to put down. I need every sicko reading this to play it. For @aftermath.site aftermath.site/sektori-shoo...
Sektori Is The Technically Perfect Heir To Geometry Wars
I need every sicko reading this to play Sektori right now.
aftermath.site
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"perfect heir to geometry wars" i think you mean SANVEIN (game looks cool as hell)
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I hate every box I see
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
a cartoon of a man kneeling down next to another man
Alt: Animated gif of Troy McClure in the Planet of the Apes musical in the Simpsons.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I hate every box I see
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
and yet nobody has been nice to me today 😤
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
and yet nobody has been nice to me today 😤
not much just schoolin' some demons @necrosoftgames.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
not much just schoolin' some demons @necrosoftgames.com
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you can tell there have been three ninja gaiden games released this year because ninja gaiden fans are more miserable than ever
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
you can tell there have been three ninja gaiden games released this year because ninja gaiden fans are more miserable than ever
if hank hill met bob burger: " well i don't much care for all the singin' you fellas do here, and your kids are somehow more asinine than our Bobby, but ya sure do grill a fine burger i tell you hwat"
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
if hank hill met bob burger: " well i don't much care for all the singin' you fellas do here, and your kids are somehow more asinine than our Bobby, but ya sure do grill a fine burger i tell you hwat"
i don't hate the opening premise of space cops sending samus a voicemail saying "a bunch of our goons are dead on some weird planet" and she thinks "i bet there's something cool down there to find and/or kill" but yeah, the only good space cop is a mummified-by-metroids space cop
If I was writing a Metroid game, first thing I'd actually do is set up that a Dramatically Named Event has destroyed the Galactic Federation. never have a Space Marine show up again
they are the least cool part of the setting. get rid of that shit and stop having Samus be Unofficially A Cop
they are the least cool part of the setting. get rid of that shit and stop having Samus be Unofficially A Cop
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i don't hate the opening premise of space cops sending samus a voicemail saying "a bunch of our goons are dead on some weird planet" and she thinks "i bet there's something cool down there to find and/or kill" but yeah, the only good space cop is a mummified-by-metroids space cop
they are so often putting samus matroid next to very bland scifi army dudes and it looks like she got reverse isekai'd into a mundane game from a much cooler one
Finding out Metroid Prime 4 has a bumbling, comic relief sidekick that looks like this. It has maybe never been more over.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
they are so often putting samus matroid next to very bland scifi army dudes and it looks like she got reverse isekai'd into a mundane game from a much cooler one
the anticipation i feel for demonschool has made me Believe in video games again
All I (brandon) can say is: If you like music, you're gonna want to check this out. I keep thinking Kurt can't get any better but he keeps going over the top. This soundtrack sounds like many things you've heard and also nothing you've heard, and that's exactly the vibe we're going for.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the anticipation i feel for demonschool has made me Believe in video games again
neGcon support
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
neGcon support
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
i put off clicking play on this coz i thought it was gonna be really good and you know what i was completely right
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i put off clicking play on this coz i thought it was gonna be really good and you know what i was completely right
it's called "sackbird" but the bird has a hand-penis and no ballsack.
A group of former ZeniMax Online developers have announced the formation of Sackbird Studios
www.gamesindustry.biz/former-zenim...
www.gamesindustry.biz/former-zenim...
Former ZeniMax Online devs form Sackbird Studios
"We realized the best way to protect our craft – and our team – was to create a studio where creative independence isn’t negotiable," says CEO
www.gamesindustry.biz
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
it's called "sackbird" but the bird has a hand-penis and no ballsack.
cavill would call it megadrive though!
Some of my students seem genuinely perplexed when I tell them I spend more time playing my Genesis than I do my PlayStation 5. I don't get mad. Instead, I use it as a teaching opportunity. "Do you have a moment to talk about the 16-bit wonder, Sega Genesis?"
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
cavill would call it megadrive though!
i habitually took the stickers off all my games but recently a friend showed me a gamestation preowned sticker on Donkey Kong Jungle Beat and i felt an unexpectedly sharp pang of nostalgia
#RandomGameSaturday gives us Wild Arms, an RPG that I started but never finished. Good off-brand version of Ecstasy of Gold as the world map music.
I know some will hate the big pre-owned price sticker on the front, but that in itself is a historical artifact, so live with it.
I know some will hate the big pre-owned price sticker on the front, but that in itself is a historical artifact, so live with it.
September 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i habitually took the stickers off all my games but recently a friend showed me a gamestation preowned sticker on Donkey Kong Jungle Beat and i felt an unexpectedly sharp pang of nostalgia
perfect
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
August 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
perfect
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Reiko going through her wardrobe and revisiting a bit of the past 🏁✨
August 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Reiko going through her wardrobe and revisiting a bit of the past 🏁✨
i always think about Iwata around this time of year and i very much enjoyed reading the wonderful bit of remembrance here.
New on Nintenkats: 10 years ago today, we lost Satoru Iwata. There have been many tributes. This is the moment that still sits closest to my heart.
LINK: nintenkats.beehiiv.com/p/the-kat-ta...
LINK: nintenkats.beehiiv.com/p/the-kat-ta...
July 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i always think about Iwata around this time of year and i very much enjoyed reading the wonderful bit of remembrance here.
i recently, for the first time, watched the entire original Mobile Suit Gundam series with the intention of it being "something to throw on" and it is simply too good for that. it is better than Andor.
what gundam should I start with? what’s the right order? I want some mecha to throw on while I’m fucking around on the synthesizer
July 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
i recently, for the first time, watched the entire original Mobile Suit Gundam series with the intention of it being "something to throw on" and it is simply too good for that. it is better than Andor.
hell yeah!
i don't think I have ever felt "I'd like to write a review of this for a website" quite like I do for Shadow Labyrinth. all of the preview coverage has been focusing in on the Pac-Man of it all but this game is a stealth renewal of the entire Namco library via extended Xevious lore deep pulls
May 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
hell yeah!
i checked & it's streaming on Channel 4 in UK!
The creator of Cowboy Bebop Shinichiro Watanabe’s new anime LAZARUS first episode on Max had me smiling like a cat by end of first episode. Cool return to hard boiled sci-fi action… About the opioid crisis, but fun? Still dearly miss Keiko Nobumoto’s writing (she passed away a few years ago) though.
April 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i checked & it's streaming on Channel 4 in UK!
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I guess this is the only way to get rid of billionaires
A crew of four passengers — led by a cryptocurrency billionaire — is set to launch aboard a SpaceX capsule that will carry them over the Earth’s poles, marking the first time humans have flown such a mission.
SpaceX is set to launch 4 tourists on a first-of-its-kind mission around Earth’s poles. Here’s what to know | CNN
A four-person crew will spend three to five days aboard a SpaceX capsule orbiting above the poles of Earth — a flight path never flown before.
www.cnn.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I guess this is the only way to get rid of billionaires