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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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This comic will not go up until the 26th but here is panel 3 a little early. This is a link to a nice high res version for wallpapers:
photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-pR2...
photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-pR2...
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This comic will not go up until the 26th but here is panel 3 a little early. This is a link to a nice high res version for wallpapers:
photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-pR2...
photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-pR2...
I'm posting from the AU where Elon musk went to therapy, read some books, and loves his kids and let me tell you buddy, the 2-term Sanders presidency was a huge success.
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm posting from the AU where Elon musk went to therapy, read some books, and loves his kids and let me tell you buddy, the 2-term Sanders presidency was a huge success.
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December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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"Wars are good. We need more wars. They're good for business." --Donald Trump, probably.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Wars are good. We need more wars. They're good for business." --Donald Trump, probably.
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If we learn nothing else tonight, please PLEASE let's learn that the American people were NOT won over by an absolute firehose of the most vile dehumanization of trans people. Please @democrats.org, for the love of God and all that's holy, let's FINALLY start refusing to throw ANYone under ANY bus.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If we learn nothing else tonight, please PLEASE let's learn that the American people were NOT won over by an absolute firehose of the most vile dehumanization of trans people. Please @democrats.org, for the love of God and all that's holy, let's FINALLY start refusing to throw ANYone under ANY bus.
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Zohran Mamdani has on multiple locations referred to groups of people as his "fam." The CNN investigative team has conducted DNA tests and our shocking results reveal that there are ZERO ties to the Mamdani bloodline. As a result, we are calling on Mamdani to quit the race.
October 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Zohran Mamdani has on multiple locations referred to groups of people as his "fam." The CNN investigative team has conducted DNA tests and our shocking results reveal that there are ZERO ties to the Mamdani bloodline. As a result, we are calling on Mamdani to quit the race.
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My TikTok is exploding today for some reason.
So I posted a quick little video for everyone.
So I posted a quick little video for everyone.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My TikTok is exploding today for some reason.
So I posted a quick little video for everyone.
So I posted a quick little video for everyone.
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Someone want to tell Mikey here that 86% of all SNAP benefits go to households that include a child, an elderly person, or a person with disabilities?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Someone want to tell Mikey here that 86% of all SNAP benefits go to households that include a child, an elderly person, or a person with disabilities?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
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you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
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the final boss of "imagine if obama did it"
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the final boss of "imagine if obama did it"
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it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!
More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!
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“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time
October 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time
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After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
October 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
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A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Pam Bondi deleted a government study showing that right-wingers commit more terrorism. The right cannot think coherently so instead of making their own studies, they censor legitimate ones.
But don't worry Pam, I saved it for you web.archive.org/web/20250911...
But don't worry Pam, I saved it for you web.archive.org/web/20250911...
web.archive.org
September 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Pam Bondi deleted a government study showing that right-wingers commit more terrorism. The right cannot think coherently so instead of making their own studies, they censor legitimate ones.
But don't worry Pam, I saved it for you web.archive.org/web/20250911...
But don't worry Pam, I saved it for you web.archive.org/web/20250911...
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This is false. For example, the libertarian @cato.org breaks down the numbers, showing about 6 deaths from right-wing politically motivated attackers for every 1 from left-wing attackers.
Moreover, the claim that shooters represent anyone other than an unhinged fraction of society is the deeper lie.
Moreover, the claim that shooters represent anyone other than an unhinged fraction of society is the deeper lie.
September 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is false. For example, the libertarian @cato.org breaks down the numbers, showing about 6 deaths from right-wing politically motivated attackers for every 1 from left-wing attackers.
Moreover, the claim that shooters represent anyone other than an unhinged fraction of society is the deeper lie.
Moreover, the claim that shooters represent anyone other than an unhinged fraction of society is the deeper lie.
<distracted boyfriend meme>
Social media shitposting
Big newspaper reporters
Literally anything that matters
Social media shitposting
Big newspaper reporters
Literally anything that matters
August 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
<distracted boyfriend meme>
Social media shitposting
Big newspaper reporters
Literally anything that matters
Social media shitposting
Big newspaper reporters
Literally anything that matters
Did Elon just reinvent the tea party or what
July 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Did Elon just reinvent the tea party or what
So if we deport all the non-USA athletes s in 2028, we win all the golds by default right? Trump's true master plan.
May 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So if we deport all the non-USA athletes s in 2028, we win all the golds by default right? Trump's true master plan.