Rob Morgan
@robmorgan.bsky.social
@RobAU94 on those other social media platforms. Auburn University alumnus. 6’6”. Still worth the climb.
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Time to talk about my favorite rule caveat in football: Leaping is allowed as long as you're stationary and within 1 yard of the line of scrimmage at the snap. The problem is that most guys aren't athletic enough to pull it off without a well-timed running start. Shoutout to Oklahoma's Taylor Wein
Oklahoma knew the rulebook and beat Alabama as a result
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Time to talk about my favorite rule caveat in football: Leaping is allowed as long as you're stationary and within 1 yard of the line of scrimmage at the snap. The problem is that most guys aren't athletic enough to pull it off without a well-timed running start. Shoutout to Oklahoma's Taylor Wein
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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me taking someone to Buc-ee’s for the first time
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
me taking someone to Buc-ee’s for the first time
Kind of playing with their food right now, need to run the offense instead of having a 3-point contest.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Kind of playing with their food right now, need to run the offense instead of having a 3-point contest.
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Charles Guiteau was the original Resister Grifter. He was Shaun King, Lindy Li, True Facts Stated, Louise Mensch and Eric Garland rolled into one.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Charles Guiteau was the original Resister Grifter. He was Shaun King, Lindy Li, True Facts Stated, Louise Mensch and Eric Garland rolled into one.
Keyshawn Hall’s wallet
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Keyshawn Hall’s wallet
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Tough but fair: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Is Auburn a national championship caliber program, or doomed to the SEC’s second tier?
Auburn has paid $51 million in buyouts to its last three coaches. Is it set up for success this time?
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tough but fair: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Easy and obvious solution: treat the Craig movies as separate, almost like Never Say Never Again. Bond 26 is the next adventure in the series following Die Another Day.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Easy and obvious solution: treat the Craig movies as separate, almost like Never Say Never Again. Bond 26 is the next adventure in the series following Die Another Day.
That announcer REALLY wanted the viewers at home to know the game was on the “west side of Nashville.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That announcer REALLY wanted the viewers at home to know the game was on the “west side of Nashville.”
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one more: Auburn's Offensive EPA in the first half against Vanderbilt was 17.1
Auburn's Offensive EPA in the other six SEC games this season was a combined -48.6, with a single-game high of just 1.27
Auburn's Offensive EPA in the other six SEC games this season was a combined -48.6, with a single-game high of just 1.27
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
one more: Auburn's Offensive EPA in the first half against Vanderbilt was 17.1
Auburn's Offensive EPA in the other six SEC games this season was a combined -48.6, with a single-game high of just 1.27
Auburn's Offensive EPA in the other six SEC games this season was a combined -48.6, with a single-game high of just 1.27
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because now I know @celebrityhottub.bsky.social sees these:
Auburn scored more points in the first half against Vanderbilt than it did in seven of its final nine SEC games under Hugh Freeze
Auburn scored more points in the first half against Vanderbilt than it did in seven of its final nine SEC games under Hugh Freeze
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
because now I know @celebrityhottub.bsky.social sees these:
Auburn scored more points in the first half against Vanderbilt than it did in seven of its final nine SEC games under Hugh Freeze
Auburn scored more points in the first half against Vanderbilt than it did in seven of its final nine SEC games under Hugh Freeze
One thing hasn’t changed. SEC officials are still trash.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
One thing hasn’t changed. SEC officials are still trash.
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Why in the flying fuck are the announcers lionizing Hugh Freeze? Y’all are just embarrassing yourselves.
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why in the flying fuck are the announcers lionizing Hugh Freeze? Y’all are just embarrassing yourselves.
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Man, I love whenever I get to do history research. Today I learned that when Lafayette visited Philadelphia in 1824, city leaders showed him Eastern State Penitentiary, still under construction.
Lafayette's reaction: "What!? have you Bastilles in this country?"
Lafayette's reaction: "What!? have you Bastilles in this country?"
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Man, I love whenever I get to do history research. Today I learned that when Lafayette visited Philadelphia in 1824, city leaders showed him Eastern State Penitentiary, still under construction.
Lafayette's reaction: "What!? have you Bastilles in this country?"
Lafayette's reaction: "What!? have you Bastilles in this country?"
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Lafayette saw the prisoners freed from the Bastille and later spent 5 years in an Austrian dungeon. He told all the Philadelphia city leaders, architects, and prison reformers as politely as he could that they didn't know what they were talking about when it came to solitary confinement.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lafayette saw the prisoners freed from the Bastille and later spent 5 years in an Austrian dungeon. He told all the Philadelphia city leaders, architects, and prison reformers as politely as he could that they didn't know what they were talking about when it came to solitary confinement.
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Disney doesn't want to poach from pay TV to the DTC app. They want sports fans to stay in the bundle so that they can continue to force Comcast/Verizon/Charter/YTTV etc. to include ESPN in all TV packages, effectively putting a $15-a-month tax on every TV home in America, even those who hate sports
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Disney doesn't want to poach from pay TV to the DTC app. They want sports fans to stay in the bundle so that they can continue to force Comcast/Verizon/Charter/YTTV etc. to include ESPN in all TV packages, effectively putting a $15-a-month tax on every TV home in America, even those who hate sports
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Standard Time rules. Come at me.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Standard Time rules. Come at me.
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Now he can go golf at Mar-a-Lago! Goodbye you fuck.
SOURCES: Auburn has fired head coach Hugh Freeze, @theathletic.com has learned.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Now he can go golf at Mar-a-Lago! Goodbye you fuck.
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🎵🎵🎵🎵 Praise God from who all blessings flow…🎵🎵🎵🎵
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🎵🎵🎵🎵 Praise God from who all blessings flow…🎵🎵🎵🎵
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I say "national CFB media" but I also mean "many of Freeze's former players, his colleagues, and even tons of people at Auburn who might generally agree with his worldview." Nothing's ever his fault. He can't fail; he can only be failed
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I say "national CFB media" but I also mean "many of Freeze's former players, his colleagues, and even tons of people at Auburn who might generally agree with his worldview." Nothing's ever his fault. He can't fail; he can only be failed
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A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago
Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict
Rub some church on it
"If this is found, then I'd rather be lost."
www.jasonkirk.fyi
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago
I don’t like going back to the bad place, but according to sources (AU Undercover message board), Cole Cubelic posted a “that’s all folks” gif over there in the last half hour, so maybe the smoke is rising.
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don’t like going back to the bad place, but according to sources (AU Undercover message board), Cole Cubelic posted a “that’s all folks” gif over there in the last half hour, so maybe the smoke is rising.