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ritika.bsky.social
A Very Average Word Nerd
@ritika.bsky.social
A story: *exists*
Me: *multipronged approach*
She/her/hers.
Lit nerd, storyteller, editor Unhinged for the craft of writing
Shameless lover of memes
Aspiring polyglot
Queer af🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜💚
Ask me about my brain gremlin, Deep Fried JPEG
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Women are at their prime age at 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89 and 97.
December 12, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I wish the only problem I had to deal with was the fact that I like to have my hair long aesthetically but my long hair refuses to stay in any scrunchie, elastic, hair tie, hair band, hair pin, hair stick, hair comb, claw clip, or other contraption, to the point it's sensory hell when I try to sleep
December 11, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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January 13, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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ADHD hyperfocus is wild because you decide to google one thing & then suddenly 4 days have gone by and you are an expert on the migration patterns of penguins.
December 21, 2023 at 10:33 PM
I don't even know where the damn screenshot came up from lmfao I'm out here sending funny animal pics to my classroom discord server and there it was?? I haven't seen it in MONTHS

Anyhoo. 5 pm on a Friday is probably the best time to get into my feels because I don't have much going on this weekend
I accidentally made myself sad by reading a poem I wrote years ago about a father knowing he and his toddler son are going to be g*nocided by an oppressive political power which was actually a companion to a short story which was actually one of an anthology companion to my WIP trilogy
🥴
January 12, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I accidentally made myself sad by reading a poem I wrote years ago about a father knowing he and his toddler son are going to be g*nocided by an oppressive political power which was actually a companion to a short story which was actually one of an anthology companion to my WIP trilogy
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January 12, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The funnest (by which I mean most excruciating) problem I encounter both as a writer and as an editor is dealing with impossibly articulate and long-winded dialogue in urgent situations.

I know it's not plausible but it is compelling, so now what do I do?
November 15, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Twitter, as was, had a certain flavour of unpredictable, unhinged, wack "discourse" I enjoyed being part of.

A large part of my inability to settle into bluesky stems from wondering if I should ease into that carefully cultivated online persona or dive head-first into the deep end here
November 11, 2023 at 7:29 AM
Yes? When?! I need to keep my schedule open for that
Scorpio: The phrase "When God closes a door He opens a window" will have new meaning this week as God throws you out an open window into Hell.
September 15, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Of course my body chooses exactly the period in which I have to do time sensitive and logistically intricate tasks to go on a health downswing

Here I am, the night before I fly out to the next chapter of my life, cursing fluently, packing in a flurry

Idek if everything's I need/want is going in
August 28, 2023 at 6:46 PM
My head needs cracking open like a coconut and all the phlegm collected in my sinus cavity scraped out and my neural circuitry re-tightened and then left to air out for 8-10 business days
August 24, 2023 at 8:35 PM
August 24, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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Password requirements:

*At least 12 characters
*A lowercase letter
*An uppercase letter
*A symbol
*A number
*No sequential or repeating numbers
*No common words
*No emojis
*Your password cannot be any of your last 20 passwords

Motherfucker, just let them have my information. I am tired.
August 24, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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thinking about AI
August 24, 2023 at 3:07 PM
About 24 hours ago, the hypersphere model of the universe's geometry was revealed to me and while I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with its plausibility, I've spent the last whole day sobbing in awe because my brain is at breaking point

I wish I could sculpt this vision I have of infinity 😭
August 24, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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Buckle up. I've got thoughts about the white supremacist being published in F&SF, and how a lot of y'all are treating Sheree.

I guarantee some of you are about to get your feelings hurt because I see y'all doing the exact thing I'm about to talk about. 1/?
August 24, 2023 at 12:14 AM
What happened in the hour and 9 minutes between the first posting and the update?
Let me guess—he’s a millionaire who doesn’t have to work
August 23, 2023 at 9:48 PM
"Slight chance water makes things wet."
Elon on the plane crash that killed Prigozhin:

“Slight chance this is a psy op”
August 23, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Yoooooo wtf
Lol
August 23, 2023 at 9:20 PM
I've been on Mastodon for months and I still can't find people unhinged enough or surrounding my interests enough to follow there

Something has to be said for the discover feed
twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
August 23, 2023 at 9:18 PM
People with giant egos and unfillable pockets are playing hot potato with their lives this decade and they keep dropping the potato
It feels nice knowing when my time comes, it won't be because of my own hubris
August 23, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Precisely the energy I was missing since quitting the platform formerly known as Twitter
Is it too late to pretend that I am, in fact, LeGuin’s secret furry alt-account?
@tkingfisher.bsky.social a little embarrassed to admit this but until today I mistakenly believed you were Ursula K. Le Guin. I can’t fully explain why, tbh. Like your account was her furry account.
August 23, 2023 at 6:16 PM
I have had so many bullshit responses to when I complained about capped salaries vis-à-vis the Peter Principle
I shouldn't have to do a job I'm bad at, don't have the aptitude for, no interest in, and don't like to get better pay despite years of professional experience
But also…I freelance because I’m a terrible manager and I like doing the work I’m good at. But without moving into management, your options for better pay are limited in a lot of places.
August 23, 2023 at 3:57 PM