Added to which hell is the oil + wash + condition + dry routine I have to spend 5 business days hyping myself up for to do in 20 minutes to minimize the neck contortions.
I would have really liked it to be my only problem in life.
But it might just end up being the proverbial straw that breaks me ☠️

You're right 😭

Your life goals drastically change once you acknowledge that *buying* books and *reading* books are two entirely different hobbies

When I was a young 'un learning to braid, I used my grandmother's hair for practice one night. Except instead of the braid being this neat, I managed to give her a terrific knot that took her at least 30 mins to detangle 😂 🙈

I'm more nimble-fingered now.

If you're still looking to add people to your list, then I hope you'd consider a copy and line editor with experience in fiction and creative non-fiction and familiarity with CMOS17 😄