RingWORM
@ringworm84.bsky.social
Science has discovered a new way to make you feel beautiful, and it’s not what you think! 🤭
In Love ❤️ | Intellectual 📚 | Refined 🫖 | NOT SCARY 🙅♀️
In Love ❤️ | Intellectual 📚 | Refined 🫖 | NOT SCARY 🙅♀️
Crap. My green slime escaped when I opened the chamber to tickle him. How the hell am I gonna explain this to my coworkers?
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Crap. My green slime escaped when I opened the chamber to tickle him. How the hell am I gonna explain this to my coworkers?
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Baby Spinach is crying into my shoulder right now. How could you be so cruel
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Baby Spinach is crying into my shoulder right now. How could you be so cruel
Ginger Spice really knew what was up more than the rest of them 🕵️. But on the other hand, I really do wish I could sprinkle some Posh or Scary into my soups 🤔.
Wait… I want to make it clear I do NOT want to cook with any Baby 🙅♀️!
Wait… I want to make it clear I do NOT want to cook with any Baby 🙅♀️!
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ginger Spice really knew what was up more than the rest of them 🕵️. But on the other hand, I really do wish I could sprinkle some Posh or Scary into my soups 🤔.
Wait… I want to make it clear I do NOT want to cook with any Baby 🙅♀️!
Wait… I want to make it clear I do NOT want to cook with any Baby 🙅♀️!
Just invented and drank a potion that turned me into Smosh. DM me for recipe
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just invented and drank a potion that turned me into Smosh. DM me for recipe
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"presents" is the disease, "santa" is the carrier #AbolishChristmas #NoOneNeedsPresents #ItsGivingNothing #ScroogePilled #HumbugMaxxing
December 10, 2024 at 11:48 PM
"presents" is the disease, "santa" is the carrier #AbolishChristmas #NoOneNeedsPresents #ItsGivingNothing #ScroogePilled #HumbugMaxxing
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Music heads always get on to me for not knowing the lyrics to a song. If I wanted to care about the lyrics, I’d listen to a damn poem! #yearofportry
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Music heads always get on to me for not knowing the lyrics to a song. If I wanted to care about the lyrics, I’d listen to a damn poem! #yearofportry
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Anybody who has watched the Times pull this shit for ages knows this game. Good piece.
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Anybody who has watched the Times pull this shit for ages knows this game. Good piece.
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
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yall: i have partnered with an up and coming artist known as "ChatGPT" and we are about the deliver some concept art for Disney Pixar's Q-Tips that will blow your mind
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
yall: i have partnered with an up and coming artist known as "ChatGPT" and we are about the deliver some concept art for Disney Pixar's Q-Tips that will blow your mind
A poem to my cat:
Please don’t get too scared,
When the fire alarm goes off!
I just burned B. Sprouts…
#YearofPoetry
Please don’t get too scared,
When the fire alarm goes off!
I just burned B. Sprouts…
#YearofPoetry
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A poem to my cat:
Please don’t get too scared,
When the fire alarm goes off!
I just burned B. Sprouts…
#YearofPoetry
Please don’t get too scared,
When the fire alarm goes off!
I just burned B. Sprouts…
#YearofPoetry
A poem about my ideal life:
Sitting in my secret lair,
Stroking my long beard hair.
This is how I’d be chillin’,
If I were a supervillain.
Secret agents? There are none here.
Because me, they really fear! 😈
My evil plans, there is no snitch,
Surely will go off without a hitch!
#YearofPoetry
Sitting in my secret lair,
Stroking my long beard hair.
This is how I’d be chillin’,
If I were a supervillain.
Secret agents? There are none here.
Because me, they really fear! 😈
My evil plans, there is no snitch,
Surely will go off without a hitch!
#YearofPoetry
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A poem about my ideal life:
Sitting in my secret lair,
Stroking my long beard hair.
This is how I’d be chillin’,
If I were a supervillain.
Secret agents? There are none here.
Because me, they really fear! 😈
My evil plans, there is no snitch,
Surely will go off without a hitch!
#YearofPoetry
Sitting in my secret lair,
Stroking my long beard hair.
This is how I’d be chillin’,
If I were a supervillain.
Secret agents? There are none here.
Because me, they really fear! 😈
My evil plans, there is no snitch,
Surely will go off without a hitch!
#YearofPoetry
I think I’d do pretty well on the great British bake off. I’ve put hundreds of hours into Toontown, so I’m already used to putting up with the Song and Dance of a Mr. Hollywood 😏
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think I’d do pretty well on the great British bake off. I’ve put hundreds of hours into Toontown, so I’m already used to putting up with the Song and Dance of a Mr. Hollywood 😏
Caves of Qud does some of the coolest shit I’ve ever seen a video game do. And it only makes it cooler that in order to appreciate that shit you have to wander the salt marsh and desert getting your ass kicked by insects and birds for hours before you can see how the world is past the ascii display.
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Caves of Qud does some of the coolest shit I’ve ever seen a video game do. And it only makes it cooler that in order to appreciate that shit you have to wander the salt marsh and desert getting your ass kicked by insects and birds for hours before you can see how the world is past the ascii display.
Seems like every tech company is betting on the theory that the reason Clippy is the most infamously hated software feature wasn’t because he was intrusive and often wrong/irrelevant, but because there wasn’t a gang of dullards who insisted he is/will become God.
Not something I’d put much money on
Not something I’d put much money on
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Seems like every tech company is betting on the theory that the reason Clippy is the most infamously hated software feature wasn’t because he was intrusive and often wrong/irrelevant, but because there wasn’t a gang of dullards who insisted he is/will become God.
Not something I’d put much money on
Not something I’d put much money on
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Why did Aschenputtel’s shoes be made of glass? Leave your answer in your replies 🤗
A. So the shoes would break if she wasn’t prince 0Charming’s true love. 😁🧠
B. Because it’s the trendy fashion 👯♀️
C, so we can see her toes 🤯🤤👅
A. So the shoes would break if she wasn’t prince 0Charming’s true love. 😁🧠
B. Because it’s the trendy fashion 👯♀️
C, so we can see her toes 🤯🤤👅
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Why did Aschenputtel’s shoes be made of glass? Leave your answer in your replies 🤗
A. So the shoes would break if she wasn’t prince 0Charming’s true love. 😁🧠
B. Because it’s the trendy fashion 👯♀️
C, so we can see her toes 🤯🤤👅
A. So the shoes would break if she wasn’t prince 0Charming’s true love. 😁🧠
B. Because it’s the trendy fashion 👯♀️
C, so we can see her toes 🤯🤤👅
Best part about corn on the cob is the eroded stick of corn butter you get afterwards 🤤
October 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Best part about corn on the cob is the eroded stick of corn butter you get afterwards 🤤
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Accepting every MAGA premise on “immigration” has moral costs, but assuming they’re all Savvy Trolly Problem Knowers, they should at least acknowledge it has **political downsides as well**. That it alienates many and makes counter messaging impossible because you look like total phony hypocrites.
October 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Accepting every MAGA premise on “immigration” has moral costs, but assuming they’re all Savvy Trolly Problem Knowers, they should at least acknowledge it has **political downsides as well**. That it alienates many and makes counter messaging impossible because you look like total phony hypocrites.
‼️🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨‼️
the Evils have declared war on the Do-Gooders. May God have mercy on all our souls 😔
the Evils have declared war on the Do-Gooders. May God have mercy on all our souls 😔
September 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
‼️🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨‼️
the Evils have declared war on the Do-Gooders. May God have mercy on all our souls 😔
the Evils have declared war on the Do-Gooders. May God have mercy on all our souls 😔
So.. they’re not even going to let the houseguests KNOW that he died? What the hell @ cbs???
September 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So.. they’re not even going to let the houseguests KNOW that he died? What the hell @ cbs???
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Maybe worth mentioning yet again that no matter how much they update and change the narrative and obfuscate facts and correlations, many of the core concepts in every iteration of Alvin and the Chipmunks couldn’t actually happen.
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Maybe worth mentioning yet again that no matter how much they update and change the narrative and obfuscate facts and correlations, many of the core concepts in every iteration of Alvin and the Chipmunks couldn’t actually happen.
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The Ausnahmezustand or State of Exception is a legal theory developed by Nazi Carl Schmitt in that the Great Leader is permitted to violate the law in order to “save the country” from some other nebulous worse “crime”.
EARHARDT: We have radicals on the right as well. How do we fix this country?
TRUMP: I'll tell you something that's gonna get me in trouble but I couldn't care less. The radicals on the right oftentimes are radical because they don't want to see crime. The radicals on the left are the problem.
TRUMP: I'll tell you something that's gonna get me in trouble but I couldn't care less. The radicals on the right oftentimes are radical because they don't want to see crime. The radicals on the left are the problem.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The Ausnahmezustand or State of Exception is a legal theory developed by Nazi Carl Schmitt in that the Great Leader is permitted to violate the law in order to “save the country” from some other nebulous worse “crime”.
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Grah! I'm struggling with this Silksong boss! Does anyone have any tips? He's just always hungry!
September 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Grah! I'm struggling with this Silksong boss! Does anyone have any tips? He's just always hungry!