Young Pete Toms
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They should put a funny character in the new Metroid.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They should put a funny character in the new Metroid.
I just went to the eye doctor and this weirdly turned out to be genuinely the case. Jokes are real, I guess. It finally makes sense why so many people I know get their medical advice from comedians on podcasts.
I haven’t got new eye prescription in like 6 years and am choosing to believe that I can now see a little better without my glasses because my vision is getting better as I age.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I just went to the eye doctor and this weirdly turned out to be genuinely the case. Jokes are real, I guess. It finally makes sense why so many people I know get their medical advice from comedians on podcasts.
Saw a hip-looking LA guy in line at CVS who was wearing a vintage anti abortion t-shirt and spent a few minutes trying to figure out if he was wearing it ironically and then when he turned around I saw he was wearing sweatpants that said “Pro Life” on them and I remembered irony doesn’t exist.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Saw a hip-looking LA guy in line at CVS who was wearing a vintage anti abortion t-shirt and spent a few minutes trying to figure out if he was wearing it ironically and then when he turned around I saw he was wearing sweatpants that said “Pro Life” on them and I remembered irony doesn’t exist.
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pimping my comic-in-progress, hard core drugs. its about one day in the life of an oddball found family in 1973, all connected by a pharmacy that doubles as a drug operation. high drama!! weirdness!! comedy!! you can read it for free here!!
#art #indiecomics #altcomics #ocart #ocsky #illustration
#art #indiecomics #altcomics #ocart #ocsky #illustration
hard core drugs
hard core drugs 1
hardcoredrugs.the-comic.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
pimping my comic-in-progress, hard core drugs. its about one day in the life of an oddball found family in 1973, all connected by a pharmacy that doubles as a drug operation. high drama!! weirdness!! comedy!! you can read it for free here!!
#art #indiecomics #altcomics #ocart #ocsky #illustration
#art #indiecomics #altcomics #ocart #ocsky #illustration
All they have to do is explain that each Bond movie is a dream the Bond in the following movie is having.
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
All they have to do is explain that each Bond movie is a dream the Bond in the following movie is having.
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the democrats aren’t cowards, they aren’t stupid or clueless, they’re just rich and don’t care if you die
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the democrats aren’t cowards, they aren’t stupid or clueless, they’re just rich and don’t care if you die
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the people in charge are far dumber than we can even imagine. like, unbelievably dumb. we don't even realize.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
the people in charge are far dumber than we can even imagine. like, unbelievably dumb. we don't even realize.
Can’t believe we’ve not only normalized doing something every day, but also doing a lot of the same exact things we did the day before.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Can’t believe we’ve not only normalized doing something every day, but also doing a lot of the same exact things we did the day before.
Have decided that I would look good with the Joe Shishido cheeks but am going to attempt to attain them naturally through intensive cheek enlargement exercises and prayer.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Have decided that I would look good with the Joe Shishido cheeks but am going to attempt to attain them naturally through intensive cheek enlargement exercises and prayer.
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Sometimes Even the River Catches Fire (2025) - wax crayon on paper - 24”x24”
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sometimes Even the River Catches Fire (2025) - wax crayon on paper - 24”x24”
This guy repeated“Whoa…whoa…whoa…” into our shared wall for the entire last inning of the World Series game and for maybe 2 hrs after which of course summoned the ghost of Joey Lawrence who I assume is now doing Beetlejuice stuff over there bc the guy started saying whoa again.
Every time my next door neighbor’s boyfriend comes over her place, it sounds like he immediately presses his face against our shared wall bc every time he talks my entire apartment rattles. I imagine he does this because he’s very bashful.
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This guy repeated“Whoa…whoa…whoa…” into our shared wall for the entire last inning of the World Series game and for maybe 2 hrs after which of course summoned the ghost of Joey Lawrence who I assume is now doing Beetlejuice stuff over there bc the guy started saying whoa again.
Here's a drawing.
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Here's a drawing.
Dreamt last night that I was watching a James Bond movie where he finds out that hell is real and he’s going there bc his license to kill isn’t valid in the eyes of Christ so he basically starts hellmaxxing in an attempt to dethrone Satan.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dreamt last night that I was watching a James Bond movie where he finds out that hell is real and he’s going there bc his license to kill isn’t valid in the eyes of Christ so he basically starts hellmaxxing in an attempt to dethrone Satan.
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ending at undetermined time soon!
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
ending at undetermined time soon!
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Every government in every country in the world is fully committed to this mass murder-suicide pact in the name of the Economy, the greatest and most destructive mass psychosis humanity has ever seen. Kill the economy before it kills us
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Every government in every country in the world is fully committed to this mass murder-suicide pact in the name of the Economy, the greatest and most destructive mass psychosis humanity has ever seen. Kill the economy before it kills us
I saw Gavin Newsom crawling around outside, biting people’s feet, and saying “I’m the Pac Man of toes.” If you don’t vote for him I don’t know what to tell you.
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I saw Gavin Newsom crawling around outside, biting people’s feet, and saying “I’m the Pac Man of toes.” If you don’t vote for him I don’t know what to tell you.
It’s important to stay hopeful and maintain a positive vision of the future when you’re in a death cult.
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s important to stay hopeful and maintain a positive vision of the future when you’re in a death cult.
Celebrating “spooky season” by remembering anything I’ve said out loud in the last 4 decades.
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Celebrating “spooky season” by remembering anything I’ve said out loud in the last 4 decades.
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In the spirit of Halloween, please enjoy a few songs from this Aqua cover I did in 2018 trashtronix.bandcamp.com/album/water-...
Water You Talking About, by Water
5 track album
trashtronix.bandcamp.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In the spirit of Halloween, please enjoy a few songs from this Aqua cover I did in 2018 trashtronix.bandcamp.com/album/water-...
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www.patreon.com/posts/31-mur... Episode four of 31 Murders To Midnight is now live for paid subscribers of patreon.com/sfultra I talk about 6 (actually it's more like 8 but don't tell anyone) handmade science fiction horror films.
October 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
www.patreon.com/posts/31-mur... Episode four of 31 Murders To Midnight is now live for paid subscribers of patreon.com/sfultra I talk about 6 (actually it's more like 8 but don't tell anyone) handmade science fiction horror films.
All the teens in my neighborhood are blasting the Sadao Watanabe live album that came out today, Hope for Tomorrow, and it seems like it’s giving them a newfound respect for jazz saxophone and people born in the 1930s.
October 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
All the teens in my neighborhood are blasting the Sadao Watanabe live album that came out today, Hope for Tomorrow, and it seems like it’s giving them a newfound respect for jazz saxophone and people born in the 1930s.
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The Fullness Of Emptying All Thy Faithful Plenitude // 2025
Proud to finish something I actually like after being so art blocked after surgery, I feel like I’m rerooting myself back into my curiosity, passions and tastes!
Proud to finish something I actually like after being so art blocked after surgery, I feel like I’m rerooting myself back into my curiosity, passions and tastes!
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Fullness Of Emptying All Thy Faithful Plenitude // 2025
Proud to finish something I actually like after being so art blocked after surgery, I feel like I’m rerooting myself back into my curiosity, passions and tastes!
Proud to finish something I actually like after being so art blocked after surgery, I feel like I’m rerooting myself back into my curiosity, passions and tastes!
I’m in the laundromat watching the local news again and half the stories are about which ai tools you can use to save money this holiday season (incl the ai vacation one) and the other half are about which ai tools you can use to make money (incl someone who used chat gpt to pick lotto numbers).
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m in the laundromat watching the local news again and half the stories are about which ai tools you can use to save money this holiday season (incl the ai vacation one) and the other half are about which ai tools you can use to make money (incl someone who used chat gpt to pick lotto numbers).