RingWORM
@ringworm84.bsky.social
Science has discovered a new way to make you feel beautiful, and it’s not what you think! 🤭
In Love ❤️ | Intellectual 📚 | Refined 🫖 | NOT SCARY 🙅♀️
In Love ❤️ | Intellectual 📚 | Refined 🫖 | NOT SCARY 🙅♀️
Ceres Minor doesn’t have any fossils. Normally, I’d use fossils to make enough lime to make my first batches of steel, but now I’ve hardly gotten any lime. I’d set up ranches about a hundred cycles ago, but without the research, skill, or materials I couldn’t set up the infrastructure to prevent
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Ceres Minor doesn’t have any fossils. Normally, I’d use fossils to make enough lime to make my first batches of steel, but now I’ve hardly gotten any lime. I’d set up ranches about a hundred cycles ago, but without the research, skill, or materials I couldn’t set up the infrastructure to prevent
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for conservatives who do not want to change anything fundamental to this country, the only thing they want is a vibe change and a change in consumption patterns.
Prior to this, someone would have said, "jeez, you shouldn't be eating hamburgers and hot dogs all day", now they get a pat on the head.
Prior to this, someone would have said, "jeez, you shouldn't be eating hamburgers and hot dogs all day", now they get a pat on the head.
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
for conservatives who do not want to change anything fundamental to this country, the only thing they want is a vibe change and a change in consumption patterns.
Prior to this, someone would have said, "jeez, you shouldn't be eating hamburgers and hot dogs all day", now they get a pat on the head.
Prior to this, someone would have said, "jeez, you shouldn't be eating hamburgers and hot dogs all day", now they get a pat on the head.
Harem Manga that passes the Bechdel Test in a scene where all the ladies get together to talk about how being straight women is an important part of their identities.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Harem Manga that passes the Bechdel Test in a scene where all the ladies get together to talk about how being straight women is an important part of their identities.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
Folks, let this person be an example of someone that has a case of “taking the internet too seriously” disease
Coming into my replies this Aggro is a guaranteed ticket to Block City. ❌🌃
Also, I’m not really sure you’ve got a whole grasp on today’s discourse?
Coming into my replies this Aggro is a guaranteed ticket to Block City. ❌🌃
Also, I’m not really sure you’ve got a whole grasp on today’s discourse?
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Folks, let this person be an example of someone that has a case of “taking the internet too seriously” disease
Coming into my replies this Aggro is a guaranteed ticket to Block City. ❌🌃
Also, I’m not really sure you’ve got a whole grasp on today’s discourse?
Coming into my replies this Aggro is a guaranteed ticket to Block City. ❌🌃
Also, I’m not really sure you’ve got a whole grasp on today’s discourse?
This site has a really bad dogpiling problem. I hear one power-user was chased off the site just because they couldn’t keep up posting a poem every day for a month of poetry…
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This site has a really bad dogpiling problem. I hear one power-user was chased off the site just because they couldn’t keep up posting a poem every day for a month of poetry…
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The United States is a rogue actor throwing the world into disarray. It hosts war criminal Netanyahu, sanctions ICC and European officials, launches strikes around the world, and now kidnaps foreign leaders.
Western allies need to stop it if they truly believe in human rights and international law.
Western allies need to stop it if they truly believe in human rights and international law.
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The United States is a rogue actor throwing the world into disarray. It hosts war criminal Netanyahu, sanctions ICC and European officials, launches strikes around the world, and now kidnaps foreign leaders.
Western allies need to stop it if they truly believe in human rights and international law.
Western allies need to stop it if they truly believe in human rights and international law.
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I feel like being crucified would be fun for a couple hours but after a while it’d probably get boring/annoying.
But I guess that’s most things, idk 🫤
Maybe if they added a a lot machine you could play while you’re there? 🤷
But I guess that’s most things, idk 🫤
Maybe if they added a a lot machine you could play while you’re there? 🤷
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I feel like being crucified would be fun for a couple hours but after a while it’d probably get boring/annoying.
But I guess that’s most things, idk 🫤
Maybe if they added a a lot machine you could play while you’re there? 🤷
But I guess that’s most things, idk 🫤
Maybe if they added a a lot machine you could play while you’re there? 🤷
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oh hey. is something going on? I wasn't paying attention #ThePreoccupiedPiper #Uninformed #PardonMyIgnorance
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
oh hey. is something going on? I wasn't paying attention #ThePreoccupiedPiper #Uninformed #PardonMyIgnorance
Pikachu has been replaced by Miss Cigarettes, the cigarette-themed Pokémon
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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When you think about it, it’s kind of like if you made a story about a fish who’s in an environment completely not suited to a fish.
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you think about it, it’s kind of like if you made a story about a fish who’s in an environment completely not suited to a fish.
.My hands are green for an amazing reason
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
.My hands are green for an amazing reason
A poem about where I’m staying tonight:
It’s just like the classic Christmas Mobie,
I’m home alone, just like I wanted to be!
My parents and siblings have flown away
But I promised them, at their home, I’d stay.
I hope no bandits try to break their way in.
Cause, in their face, I’d throw a pie tin!
It’s just like the classic Christmas Mobie,
I’m home alone, just like I wanted to be!
My parents and siblings have flown away
But I promised them, at their home, I’d stay.
I hope no bandits try to break their way in.
Cause, in their face, I’d throw a pie tin!
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A poem about where I’m staying tonight:
It’s just like the classic Christmas Mobie,
I’m home alone, just like I wanted to be!
My parents and siblings have flown away
But I promised them, at their home, I’d stay.
I hope no bandits try to break their way in.
Cause, in their face, I’d throw a pie tin!
It’s just like the classic Christmas Mobie,
I’m home alone, just like I wanted to be!
My parents and siblings have flown away
But I promised them, at their home, I’d stay.
I hope no bandits try to break their way in.
Cause, in their face, I’d throw a pie tin!
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The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
A poem about my new outlook on life:
I just wanna push
A kid down onto the ground.
Yup, I’m evil now.
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
I just wanna push
A kid down onto the ground.
Yup, I’m evil now.
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A poem about my new outlook on life:
I just wanna push
A kid down onto the ground.
Yup, I’m evil now.
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
I just wanna push
A kid down onto the ground.
Yup, I’m evil now.
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
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A parking lot can be so cruel
For thought I heard a wailing ghoul
Yet when I paused to turn around
A hybrid car did make that sound!
#MonthOfPoetry #YearOfPoetry
For thought I heard a wailing ghoul
Yet when I paused to turn around
A hybrid car did make that sound!
#MonthOfPoetry #YearOfPoetry
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A parking lot can be so cruel
For thought I heard a wailing ghoul
Yet when I paused to turn around
A hybrid car did make that sound!
#MonthOfPoetry #YearOfPoetry
For thought I heard a wailing ghoul
Yet when I paused to turn around
A hybrid car did make that sound!
#MonthOfPoetry #YearOfPoetry
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While cruising home from the grocery store
I saw a celeb I had seen before
An actress from many Western movie
A genuine in the flesh tumbleweed!
#yearypsospertry
#MonthOfPoetry
I saw a celeb I had seen before
An actress from many Western movie
A genuine in the flesh tumbleweed!
#yearypsospertry
#MonthOfPoetry
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
While cruising home from the grocery store
I saw a celeb I had seen before
An actress from many Western movie
A genuine in the flesh tumbleweed!
#yearypsospertry
#MonthOfPoetry
I saw a celeb I had seen before
An actress from many Western movie
A genuine in the flesh tumbleweed!
#yearypsospertry
#MonthOfPoetry
Guy who thinks it’s okay to send d*ath th*eats to people online just because of they couldn’t post a poem a day for a month.
Normal world
Normal world
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Guy who thinks it’s okay to send d*ath th*eats to people online just because of they couldn’t post a poem a day for a month.
Normal world
Normal world
Okay, I think I need to address the whole month of poetry thing.
I’ve been getting a lot of DMs about the situation. I understand how many of you are disappointed in me. I welcome any and all criticism, But,
And I can’t believe I even have to say this,
PLEASE don’t get my family involved in this.
I’ve been getting a lot of DMs about the situation. I understand how many of you are disappointed in me. I welcome any and all criticism, But,
And I can’t believe I even have to say this,
PLEASE don’t get my family involved in this.
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Okay, I think I need to address the whole month of poetry thing.
I’ve been getting a lot of DMs about the situation. I understand how many of you are disappointed in me. I welcome any and all criticism, But,
And I can’t believe I even have to say this,
PLEASE don’t get my family involved in this.
I’ve been getting a lot of DMs about the situation. I understand how many of you are disappointed in me. I welcome any and all criticism, But,
And I can’t believe I even have to say this,
PLEASE don’t get my family involved in this.
A poem about the month of poetry, 2:
I couldn’t even keep up
Posting poetry every day
For even a single month
I’m a failure
#minthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
I couldn’t even keep up
Posting poetry every day
For even a single month
I’m a failure
#minthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A poem about the month of poetry, 2:
I couldn’t even keep up
Posting poetry every day
For even a single month
I’m a failure
#minthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
I couldn’t even keep up
Posting poetry every day
For even a single month
I’m a failure
#minthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
I’m sad to say that I’m completely out of practice in German. Pretty much the only only lasting impact it’s had on me is that when I’m typing quickly I’ll spell words with “sh” as “sch”
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m sad to say that I’m completely out of practice in German. Pretty much the only only lasting impact it’s had on me is that when I’m typing quickly I’ll spell words with “sh” as “sch”
Wow this Jesus Christ guy from this album sounds like a pretty cool guy. I wish there was a local fandom meetup every week where we talk about him and eat his body and drink his blood.
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wow this Jesus Christ guy from this album sounds like a pretty cool guy. I wish there was a local fandom meetup every week where we talk about him and eat his body and drink his blood.
Thinking about me from 6 months ago, I had 2 problems:
1. I lacked self confidence
2. I didn’t have enough podcasts to listen to at work
AI has solved both of these problems! I’ve had AI generate an endless podcast of beautiful women ASMR whispering about how I’m so important and under-appreciated.
1. I lacked self confidence
2. I didn’t have enough podcasts to listen to at work
AI has solved both of these problems! I’ve had AI generate an endless podcast of beautiful women ASMR whispering about how I’m so important and under-appreciated.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Thinking about me from 6 months ago, I had 2 problems:
1. I lacked self confidence
2. I didn’t have enough podcasts to listen to at work
AI has solved both of these problems! I’ve had AI generate an endless podcast of beautiful women ASMR whispering about how I’m so important and under-appreciated.
1. I lacked self confidence
2. I didn’t have enough podcasts to listen to at work
AI has solved both of these problems! I’ve had AI generate an endless podcast of beautiful women ASMR whispering about how I’m so important and under-appreciated.
A poem about unrealistic expectations:
This is a sort of
“Meta-poem”
Where I talk about
How tough it is
To write a poem on a deadline
When you aren’t struck with inspiration.
I’m sure that
Every 9th grade
Language arts class
Had some kid, who thought
They were clever,
Write a poem like this
This is a sort of
“Meta-poem”
Where I talk about
How tough it is
To write a poem on a deadline
When you aren’t struck with inspiration.
I’m sure that
Every 9th grade
Language arts class
Had some kid, who thought
They were clever,
Write a poem like this
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A poem about unrealistic expectations:
This is a sort of
“Meta-poem”
Where I talk about
How tough it is
To write a poem on a deadline
When you aren’t struck with inspiration.
I’m sure that
Every 9th grade
Language arts class
Had some kid, who thought
They were clever,
Write a poem like this
This is a sort of
“Meta-poem”
Where I talk about
How tough it is
To write a poem on a deadline
When you aren’t struck with inspiration.
I’m sure that
Every 9th grade
Language arts class
Had some kid, who thought
They were clever,
Write a poem like this
A poem about the Mandela effect:
I am from a world
Where we use our turn signals
To show when we turn
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
I am from a world
Where we use our turn signals
To show when we turn
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
A poem about the Mandela effect:
I am from a world
Where we use our turn signals
To show when we turn
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry
I am from a world
Where we use our turn signals
To show when we turn
#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry