Nathan McMaster
@rikermaneuver.bsky.social
I live in Oklahoma and have too many pets.
Saw the term “Frutiger Aero” for the first time, devoid of context, and fuck me I assumed it was a tokusatsu.
August 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Saw the term “Frutiger Aero” for the first time, devoid of context, and fuck me I assumed it was a tokusatsu.
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“It’s not corruption unless someone holds up the big sign that says ‘I’m doing a corruption now!’”
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“It’s not corruption unless someone holds up the big sign that says ‘I’m doing a corruption now!’”
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I can feel it
Commie in the air tonight
Zedong
Commie in the air tonight
Zedong
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth claimed that there’s so much communism in the air at the Panama Canal you can “feel it.”
Pete Hegseth Says He Could ‘Feel’ The Communism During Panama Canal Trip
The U.S. Defence Secretary warned China has “too much influence” over the vital waterway and that the Trump administration “is gonna take it back.”
www.thedailybeast.com
April 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I can feel it
Commie in the air tonight
Zedong
Commie in the air tonight
Zedong
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Just 40 years ago, the 1st chapter of "Dragon Ball" manga was published.
Happy birthday to Goku and all his friends.
And eternal farewell to Akira Toriyama 🙏
Happy birthday to Goku and all his friends.
And eternal farewell to Akira Toriyama 🙏
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Just 40 years ago, the 1st chapter of "Dragon Ball" manga was published.
Happy birthday to Goku and all his friends.
And eternal farewell to Akira Toriyama 🙏
Happy birthday to Goku and all his friends.
And eternal farewell to Akira Toriyama 🙏
Pee is stored in the
November 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Pee is stored in the
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House of the Dragon finale was BIZARRE. Totally diverged from the source material. Good episode, though.
August 5, 2024 at 1:35 AM
House of the Dragon finale was BIZARRE. Totally diverged from the source material. Good episode, though.
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"You ever see that 'Are You Afraid Of The Dark' with the Mowry twins? You know, the one where Chameleons are replacing people, and the Chameleon Mowry Twin wins cuz she throws the human version, trapped as a lizard, into a well, where she will surely drown? Creepy shit, Odie.
Creepy Shit."
Creepy Shit."
December 12, 2023 at 1:29 PM
"You ever see that 'Are You Afraid Of The Dark' with the Mowry twins? You know, the one where Chameleons are replacing people, and the Chameleon Mowry Twin wins cuz she throws the human version, trapped as a lizard, into a well, where she will surely drown? Creepy shit, Odie.
Creepy Shit."
Creepy Shit."
Me, making my PC a hyper capable, charismatic loner for the 500th time:
September 8, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Me, making my PC a hyper capable, charismatic loner for the 500th time:
Television character you most identify with
August 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Television character you most identify with
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only handing out the fentanyl to kids dressed as chase from paw patrol
November 1, 2023 at 12:34 AM
only handing out the fentanyl to kids dressed as chase from paw patrol
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The year: A.D. 9. A visibly drunk God shows up at Joseph’s house, demanding to be let in. Joseph, wearing a novelty shirt that says NOT THE STEP DAD, JUST THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP, sighs heavily and reminds God that “we’e been over this, and you have to send an angel first, and you have to sober up.”
October 26, 2023 at 11:13 PM
The year: A.D. 9. A visibly drunk God shows up at Joseph’s house, demanding to be let in. Joseph, wearing a novelty shirt that says NOT THE STEP DAD, JUST THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP, sighs heavily and reminds God that “we’e been over this, and you have to send an angel first, and you have to sober up.”
Just obtained a highly classified brand strategy document for WoTC’s MTG department:
October 24, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Just obtained a highly classified brand strategy document for WoTC’s MTG department:
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"Miette, her eyes enormous."
September 25, 2023 at 5:51 PM
"Miette, her eyes enormous."
Tell me where you’re from with a food pic
August 30, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Tell me where you’re from with a food pic
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Imagine an MCU movie where they just let Rogue wreck shop for 20 minutes.
August 17, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Imagine an MCU movie where they just let Rogue wreck shop for 20 minutes.
But seriously I have the best Marvel Snap deck names.
August 17, 2023 at 11:31 PM
But seriously I have the best Marvel Snap deck names.
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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A vendre, ce ne sont pas des chaussures de bébé
August 4, 2023 at 1:21 AM
A vendre, ce ne sont pas des chaussures de bébé
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"misato era" i mutter to myself as i hop the fence of the penguin enclosure holding a big net
May 17, 2023 at 8:02 PM
"misato era" i mutter to myself as i hop the fence of the penguin enclosure holding a big net
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everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
July 25, 2023 at 11:19 AM
everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
The NATHAN system:
N - Nervously
A - Annihilate
T - Tacos when
H - Having
A - A
N - Nervous
N - Nervously
A - Annihilate
T - Tacos when
H - Having
A - A
N - Nervous
The CHERU system:
C - chicken (denim)
H - have mittens for noisy kittens
E - eat block of cheese, when nervous
R - run naked in sewer
U - under covers, play nightcrawlers
C - chicken (denim)
H - have mittens for noisy kittens
E - eat block of cheese, when nervous
R - run naked in sewer
U - under covers, play nightcrawlers
the JAY system:
J - Just yell
A - AYE
Y - YO
J - Just yell
A - AYE
Y - YO
July 24, 2023 at 11:24 PM
The NATHAN system:
N - Nervously
A - Annihilate
T - Tacos when
H - Having
A - A
N - Nervous
N - Nervously
A - Annihilate
T - Tacos when
H - Having
A - A
N - Nervous
My preferred version of this is that more time has passed between X-Force #1 (1991) and now than passed between Fantastic Four #1 (1961) and X-Force #1.
The Chromium Age is less than the halfway point of Marvel history.
The Chromium Age is less than the halfway point of Marvel history.
hi. more time has elapsed since The Matrix (1999), than between the first Star Wars (1977) and The Matrix. bye now
July 19, 2023 at 2:22 PM
My preferred version of this is that more time has passed between X-Force #1 (1991) and now than passed between Fantastic Four #1 (1961) and X-Force #1.
The Chromium Age is less than the halfway point of Marvel history.
The Chromium Age is less than the halfway point of Marvel history.