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@fatnudes.bsky.social
· May 21
fresca is for gays and sprite is for straights
dinner was slow cooked country style beef ribs with roasted red potatoes and turnip greens from the garden 🍽️
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
dinner was slow cooked country style beef ribs with roasted red potatoes and turnip greens from the garden 🍽️
happy birthday, dad. i miss ya
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
happy birthday, dad. i miss ya
over mixed the batter so my banana bread didn't rise properly but god help me i took it to the potluck anyways
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
over mixed the batter so my banana bread didn't rise properly but god help me i took it to the potluck anyways
say it with me, folks
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
say it with me, folks
I am once again telling you that if you want a holiday card from me this season u better make sure I have your address! 🎄 🎁
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I am once again telling you that if you want a holiday card from me this season u better make sure I have your address! 🎄 🎁
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VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
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🦉
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
tech bros were a mistake, shut it down
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
tech bros were a mistake, shut it down
roasting some pork butt steaks over diced yellow potatoes, tossed in a diced pink lady apple too 🤤
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
roasting some pork butt steaks over diced yellow potatoes, tossed in a diced pink lady apple too 🤤
mommy
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
mommy
got the grocery order down to $145 for this week, pls clap
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
got the grocery order down to $145 for this week, pls clap
there's a person in this waiting room eating ice so loudly
a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
there's a person in this waiting room eating ice so loudly
rip Nicki Minaj, not dead just dead to me
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
rip Nicki Minaj, not dead just dead to me
god i want to go to atlanta so bad it's been a while
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
god i want to go to atlanta so bad it's been a while
had to buy new tires for $400, if anyone wants to help that would be rad but i also know it's dumb for everyone moneywise so
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
had to buy new tires for $400, if anyone wants to help that would be rad but i also know it's dumb for everyone moneywise so
watching a documentary about Magic City, the first strip club i ever been to
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
watching a documentary about Magic City, the first strip club i ever been to
taking my son to the therapist at 1pm just means im gonna have to poop on the go
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
taking my son to the therapist at 1pm just means im gonna have to poop on the go
i no longer possess the physical or mental fortitude necessary to wash collards, it just takes too damn long
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i no longer possess the physical or mental fortitude necessary to wash collards, it just takes too damn long
trying to figure out why my body is so sore then my husband texts "you were fighting a lot in your sleep and kept yelling 'bullshit'"
another mystery solved
another mystery solved
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
trying to figure out why my body is so sore then my husband texts "you were fighting a lot in your sleep and kept yelling 'bullshit'"
another mystery solved
another mystery solved
my sinuses are absolutely dying from the 40 degree temperature swings, having to irrigate my nose with a fuckin hose
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my sinuses are absolutely dying from the 40 degree temperature swings, having to irrigate my nose with a fuckin hose
orange cats are stupid but calico cats are CRAZY, watching my husband's calico cat press her entire face against the space heater
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
orange cats are stupid but calico cats are CRAZY, watching my husband's calico cat press her entire face against the space heater
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NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
watching Frankenstein made me want to read it again, the power of cinema
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
watching Frankenstein made me want to read it again, the power of cinema
hard pass
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hard pass
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pretty fucked up how all the antiwoke people are in a big group chat talking about fucking children, imo
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
pretty fucked up how all the antiwoke people are in a big group chat talking about fucking children, imo