Tom
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
About to watch a play
March 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
About to watch a play
Yeah really enjoyed it. Big fan of all the scenes where everyone's just yelling over the top of each other in different languages. Revising my Sean Baker options, i think he's good now
November 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Yeah really enjoyed it. Big fan of all the scenes where everyone's just yelling over the top of each other in different languages. Revising my Sean Baker options, i think he's good now
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spurs fans when we are up by 2
November 23, 2024 at 6:25 PM
spurs fans when we are up by 2
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Um. I may have met my salt bagel match
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Um. I may have met my salt bagel match
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dropped my breakfast sandwich on the ground
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
dropped my breakfast sandwich on the ground
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the only thing from twitter i miss is notifications when someone likes something you retweeted, that was always nice, i felt like a matchmaker
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
the only thing from twitter i miss is notifications when someone likes something you retweeted, that was always nice, i felt like a matchmaker
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An 8-year-gap on résumé that just says ”karate”
November 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
An 8-year-gap on résumé that just says ”karate”
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This is my holiday decoration and my MIL doesnt think my worm looks much like a worm. Devastated.
November 18, 2024 at 5:52 AM
This is my holiday decoration and my MIL doesnt think my worm looks much like a worm. Devastated.
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i bet this feels amazing
March 14, 2024 at 1:29 PM
i bet this feels amazing
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George Lucas: "so I was thinking maybe a silly Jamaican accent for Yoda"
Frank Oz: (seized by vision of newspaper saying The World's Most Racist Puppeteer) "uh. How's this" (does Fozzie Bear)
Lucas: "is that Jamaican"
Oz: "absolutely. I have been to Jamaica many times"
Lucas: "ok! great"
Oz: "great"
Frank Oz: (seized by vision of newspaper saying The World's Most Racist Puppeteer) "uh. How's this" (does Fozzie Bear)
Lucas: "is that Jamaican"
Oz: "absolutely. I have been to Jamaica many times"
Lucas: "ok! great"
Oz: "great"
March 13, 2024 at 11:33 AM
George Lucas: "so I was thinking maybe a silly Jamaican accent for Yoda"
Frank Oz: (seized by vision of newspaper saying The World's Most Racist Puppeteer) "uh. How's this" (does Fozzie Bear)
Lucas: "is that Jamaican"
Oz: "absolutely. I have been to Jamaica many times"
Lucas: "ok! great"
Oz: "great"
Frank Oz: (seized by vision of newspaper saying The World's Most Racist Puppeteer) "uh. How's this" (does Fozzie Bear)
Lucas: "is that Jamaican"
Oz: "absolutely. I have been to Jamaica many times"
Lucas: "ok! great"
Oz: "great"
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the core types of conflict in cinema:
Man vs Man
Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Self
Man vs. Society
Malcolm McDowell is just the Worst Little Guy
Malcolm McDowell is the President (Evil)
Man vs Man
Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Self
Man vs. Society
Malcolm McDowell is just the Worst Little Guy
Malcolm McDowell is the President (Evil)
March 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM
the core types of conflict in cinema:
Man vs Man
Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Self
Man vs. Society
Malcolm McDowell is just the Worst Little Guy
Malcolm McDowell is the President (Evil)
Man vs Man
Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Self
Man vs. Society
Malcolm McDowell is just the Worst Little Guy
Malcolm McDowell is the President (Evil)
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[me]: once we make it to duluth i’m gonna be a star
[the trucker on rest stop speed and vicodin who picked me up because they haven’t slept in 33 hours and thought my silhouette looked like their childhood concept of god]: i believe in you veronica, i believe in you
[the trucker on rest stop speed and vicodin who picked me up because they haven’t slept in 33 hours and thought my silhouette looked like their childhood concept of god]: i believe in you veronica, i believe in you
June 29, 2023 at 10:45 PM
[me]: once we make it to duluth i’m gonna be a star
[the trucker on rest stop speed and vicodin who picked me up because they haven’t slept in 33 hours and thought my silhouette looked like their childhood concept of god]: i believe in you veronica, i believe in you
[the trucker on rest stop speed and vicodin who picked me up because they haven’t slept in 33 hours and thought my silhouette looked like their childhood concept of god]: i believe in you veronica, i believe in you
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the only "platforming" you should be doing is playing Super Mario Bros. check out this lil guy jumping around. hes got a moustache
February 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM
the only "platforming" you should be doing is playing Super Mario Bros. check out this lil guy jumping around. hes got a moustache
Do twins always get reincarnated as twins in the same set of two or can you get twins that were like two completely different guys in a past life?
February 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Do twins always get reincarnated as twins in the same set of two or can you get twins that were like two completely different guys in a past life?
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the A/I bros dream of a "deeply personalised content" is really telling, cause it only cares about what me-as-a-customer wants
they don't see art as sharing and discovering human experiences, it's all about being fed a content without leaving the comfort of your tiny self
they don't see art as sharing and discovering human experiences, it's all about being fed a content without leaving the comfort of your tiny self
February 17, 2024 at 5:15 AM
the A/I bros dream of a "deeply personalised content" is really telling, cause it only cares about what me-as-a-customer wants
they don't see art as sharing and discovering human experiences, it's all about being fed a content without leaving the comfort of your tiny self
they don't see art as sharing and discovering human experiences, it's all about being fed a content without leaving the comfort of your tiny self
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My friend invited me to see Madame Web in the hopes it would be a fun bad movie. It is not. It is incompetently directed, terribly written, and bewilderingly edited. No one is given anything to work with. The antagonist seems to be ADRed in and *still* has the weirdest line deliveries in history
February 17, 2024 at 3:40 AM
My friend invited me to see Madame Web in the hopes it would be a fun bad movie. It is not. It is incompetently directed, terribly written, and bewilderingly edited. No one is given anything to work with. The antagonist seems to be ADRed in and *still* has the weirdest line deliveries in history
Somehow Jason Momoa is both guys at once
Every guy from Game of Thrones either got a Marvel role off of it or has made 15 fake 30 Rock action movies called The Kill Artist, no middle ground
February 16, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Somehow Jason Momoa is both guys at once
