ApeOnHangglider
@demilardner.bsky.social
I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
@bsky.app PLEASE FUCKING LET ME LOOK AT MY DMS IVE COMPLETED THE AGE VERIFICATION AND IT KEEPS TAKING ME BACK TONTHE FUCKING AGE VERIFICATION IM FUCKING 32
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 AM
@bsky.app PLEASE FUCKING LET ME LOOK AT MY DMS IVE COMPLETED THE AGE VERIFICATION AND IT KEEPS TAKING ME BACK TONTHE FUCKING AGE VERIFICATION IM FUCKING 32
ahahaaaaa circular ass rocck gave me the idea. okay so we can roll stuff like the items are walking? lmao.
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
ahahaaaaa circular ass rocck gave me the idea. okay so we can roll stuff like the items are walking? lmao.
cactus got me going ouch
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
cactus got me going ouch
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I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.
i very occasionally stream on twitch
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i very occasionally stream on twitch
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I was signed up for a service called “Texts from Santa” by my friend @demilardner.bsky.social and I have already been ghosted by Santa
The texts from Santa have begun twitch.tv/gooffkings
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I was signed up for a service called “Texts from Santa” by my friend @demilardner.bsky.social and I have already been ghosted by Santa
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
poop came out tied in a noose again :(
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
poop came out tied in a noose again :(
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text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
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I think life could change for me in a major way if I could get one perfect one piece figurine
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think life could change for me in a major way if I could get one perfect one piece figurine
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It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
i dont know i dont know i dont KNOW
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i dont know i dont know i dont KNOW
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“One officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried.”
Hell is not hot enough
Hell is not hot enough
Nick Valencia, who has been doing amazing reporting, just wrote about this:
“These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview
open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...
“These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview
open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...
September 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“One officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried.”
Hell is not hot enough
Hell is not hot enough
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I listened to a good amount of "Big Soft Tiddy dot png", the podcast @demilardner.bsky.social and @tomwalker.bsky.social do together, on the flight.
As well as being dangerously funny it's actually extremely sweet, they obviously love each other very much and that's delightful
As well as being dangerously funny it's actually extremely sweet, they obviously love each other very much and that's delightful
September 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I listened to a good amount of "Big Soft Tiddy dot png", the podcast @demilardner.bsky.social and @tomwalker.bsky.social do together, on the flight.
As well as being dangerously funny it's actually extremely sweet, they obviously love each other very much and that's delightful
As well as being dangerously funny it's actually extremely sweet, they obviously love each other very much and that's delightful
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If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip
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Looking for a distraction? I recommend every episode of sywwapp - the series is a hostile, abrasive delight, and Lardner is in a class all her own with this sort of comedy. This is my favorite episode because of Laff Car, a conceptually brilliant bit the show commits to so hard for such a long time.
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Looking for a distraction? I recommend every episode of sywwapp - the series is a hostile, abrasive delight, and Lardner is in a class all her own with this sort of comedy. This is my favorite episode because of Laff Car, a conceptually brilliant bit the show commits to so hard for such a long time.
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I watched the whole thing and now I’m struggling not to sing the penis pump theme in polite society, thank you for tremendous content
THE LAST EPISODE!!!! im really really proud of this show. We filmed it in my house but we take a trip at the end of this ep with very permanent consequences.
Demi Lardner Dies in This Video * Real *
YouTube video by Grouse House
youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I watched the whole thing and now I’m struggling not to sing the penis pump theme in polite society, thank you for tremendous content