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Will Burrows 🖖🍞🥀
@reforest-kelley.bsky.social
(he/they) ND GNC mad Trekkie merchmonger; tinkerer, putterer, fixer of broken things; deconverted seminary dropout; antifascist, propagandist for a better world being possible. Opinions mine, not my employer's. Self-employed.

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I'm an untrained artist designing merch that draws on niche pop culture mashups for queer pride, nerd humor, and agitprop for a better world being possible. This thread includes a sampling of my work, which you can find on stickers and shirts, pins, prints, and patches at willburrows.art/shop
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September 19, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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What kind of art would yall pay me to do?

Keep it cozy & be serious, bc I need funds & I might hit you up with some quick sketch samples.

Yes I know I have no portfolio, but I do have a thread on 'full loss of creative works' due to tragedy & trusting 'online is forever' too much you can search. 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Life cycle of autistic special interests
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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@reforest-kelley.bsky.social MADE THE CIRCLE A STYLE STARFLEET INSIGNIA!

Brb, buying.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The culture of disposability around criminalized people set us up for this moment, and to fight fascism, we are going to have to rage against that culture of disposal. Submitting to it (or hiding behind it) is an egregious form of surrender.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Adding alt text that just says e.g. "meme" is like wearing a mask below your nose like wtf is that for?
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Gavin Newsom uses Hunt's ketchup.
Gavin Newsom eats burgers with a fork.
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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i see we're doing another round of the "prison abolitionism has no concrete policy proposals" complaint again
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is how I imagine Odo's boner
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fantastic placement on this helpful tip.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reading any given headline this week like
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Alice meant so much to so many of us disabled people. she was a light in the dark and an extraordinary communicator and storyteller

my heart hurts for all of us, but especially her family and friends. what a tremendous loss. we must carry on her work
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I agree that about allowing for people to redeem themselves and I wish we had more conversations about what that would actually require but Idk, insinuating there's such a strong correlation between 'men' and 'people who have done abhorrent things' seems like a weird way to advocate for men.
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.

It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.

The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2023 at 4:24 AM
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Of course there's a difference, and it's reflected in many state laws.

But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Excommunicate JD Vance.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
There's a real possibility that Trump is the Sandy Hook of sexual abuse, but that outcome isn't set in stone and we can still affect it.
"In retrospect, Sandy Hook marked the end of the U.S. gun control debate,” British columnist Dan Hodges wrote in 2015. “Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over.”

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Free them all free them all free them all
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No but for real though this is exactly the kind of Star Trek collectible I'm drawn to
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I am basically of the same view, but I'm all for pressing the Epstein scandal because I expect the public censure that *should* result is the nearest modicum of justice most of these people will ever face.

I emphasize "should" because I know even that's not guaranteed.
i'll be honest i find the epstien stuff similar to the "constitutional crisis" stuff. like, it just seems rooted in the wrong idea that there are actual mechanisms of accountability that will just automatically kick into effect if certain facts "come to light"

pretty sure only resistance does that
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You can put a mullet in a bun, they can't stop you
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM