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kayla
@redcarpetsugar.bsky.social
thirtysomething stoner trans girl
night owl, author, music nerd, local weirdo
(undiagnosed, but pretty sure)

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11 stars, not 13.

They're not praising Lincoln, they're saying the confederacy ultimately will win.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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i literally cannot watch the video of zohran charming trump with his charisma. it looks like a video from a different dimension where everything is ok and happy and if i watch it it might ruin the space time continuum
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So I was going over some psych notes, and noticed my thought patterns were marked on a form under: "logical", "nihilistic", and "autistic".

Sums me up perfectly to be honest.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The reason I detest so many journalists so much is because, fool that I am, I still love journalism.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!

im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.

play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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We've paid Amelia Tyler, the narrator of Baldur's Gate 3, to voice pieces of the PC Gaming Show since 2023. If *we* can do it, a major game studio can definitely pay actors to say "I found some rusted tools" in ARC Raiders.
I'm here to tell you that voice actors (even very very good ones) are not expensive, more than make up for their cost in the value they bring to your game, and if Baldur's Gate can record real actors for every line of dialogue in the game, so can you for your 100 generic barks or even specific ones.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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When I was in high school we were tasked to write an essay on a current event of our choosing. I picked the Iraq War and I wrote how the justification for the war was clearly bullshit and they were doing it just for the oil and to distract the people from other issues.

I got a D.

1/
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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what do you mean he has an autographed copy of Bound 😭😭😭😭
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Mayor Johnson is cooking
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I took an hour to put my studio back together and hang some office art that has been sitting in a corner for.. I don't know.. 6 years now and this is your sign to go do one thing that you've been putting off and you know it's going to take 5 minutes.
You'll feel better.
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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make every meal better with 10lbs of potatoes
April 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Most of writing is thinking about stuff while going on a little walk
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Me opening bluesky at home: normal posts

Me opening bluesky in public:
October 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Actually mom the Nintendo switch is a sentient being and you telling me to turn it off is eugenics
October 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
y'know, it's amazing how much progress one can make when someone has a therapist worth a fuck (and is available more than 1 or 2 times a month)
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM