Michael Hawk
@realmikehawk.bsky.social
Self employed truck driver
Only child
Slightly on the spectrum so I spook easy lol
I'll go to my grave before I bow a knee to anyone's imaginary friend
Only child
Slightly on the spectrum so I spook easy lol
I'll go to my grave before I bow a knee to anyone's imaginary friend
Pinned
Michael Hawk
@realmikehawk.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I think deserves to be transferred into the Bluesky lexicon
Kansas man charged with election fraud resigns his position as mayor kansasreflector.com/briefs/kansa...
Kansas man charged with election fraud resigns his position as mayor • Kansas Reflector
Joe Ceballos, a Kansas man who made national news after being charged with voting illegally, resigned his position as mayor of Coldwater.
kansasreflector.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Kansas man charged with election fraud resigns his position as mayor kansasreflector.com/briefs/kansa...
Ceballos, who said he “always voted for all the Republicans,” faces deportation if he's convicted of felony charges, a DHS official said.
kansasreflector.com/briefs/kansa...
kansasreflector.com/briefs/kansa...
Kansas man charged with election fraud resigns his position as mayor • Kansas Reflector
Joe Ceballos, a Kansas man who made national news after being charged with voting illegally, resigned his position as mayor of Coldwater.
kansasreflector.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ceballos, who said he “always voted for all the Republicans,” faces deportation if he's convicted of felony charges, a DHS official said.
kansasreflector.com/briefs/kansa...
kansasreflector.com/briefs/kansa...
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Tom Emmer pushes racist lies on Fox: "80% of the crimes being committed in the Twin Cities and Minnesota are being committed by Somalis"
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Tom Emmer pushes racist lies on Fox: "80% of the crimes being committed in the Twin Cities and Minnesota are being committed by Somalis"
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Nachos are medicinal, right?
RIGHT?!?
RIGHT?!?
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Nachos are medicinal, right?
RIGHT?!?
RIGHT?!?
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every time I see a picture of Trump visibly decaying
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
every time I see a picture of Trump visibly decaying
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some of you are so hot it makes me sick
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
some of you are so hot it makes me sick
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Told my kid this was a vagina…
May 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Told my kid this was a vagina…
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Mark Kelly: "When I heard the secretary say that they're gonna pause immigration from third world countries, I take that as a message that they don't want brown people coming to the US. And I find that disturbing."
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Mark Kelly: "When I heard the secretary say that they're gonna pause immigration from third world countries, I take that as a message that they don't want brown people coming to the US. And I find that disturbing."
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Mark Kelly: "This administration, they're gonna blame Joe Biden on everything. I mean, it is almost getting comical at this point."
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mark Kelly: "This administration, they're gonna blame Joe Biden on everything. I mean, it is almost getting comical at this point."
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Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
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The President's 'adviser' is literally one of the dumbest people on the planet.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The President's 'adviser' is literally one of the dumbest people on the planet.
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
big day coming up for people who like dinner
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Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Scott Bessent’s claim that beef prices are high because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them across the border, and those cattle are “infected with diseases”isn’t just false. It isn’t just ignorant.
‘Can’t Be Serious’: Trump Official Roasted for Bizarre Take That Migrants Bringing Cattle With Them Are to Blame for Higher Beef Prices
Scott Bessent made a bizarre claim on Sunday Morning Futures with Maria Bartiromo that proved to be a head-scratcher for some on social media.
www.mediaite.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Scott Bessent’s claim that beef prices are high because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them across the border, and those cattle are “infected with diseases”isn’t just false. It isn’t just ignorant.
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It all makes sense now… 👇🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It all makes sense now… 👇🤣
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[my grandpa in his 40s] i am so proud of what ive accomplished in my life
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
[my grandpa in his 40s] i am so proud of what ive accomplished in my life
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging
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26 billionaires spent over $22 million to beat Zohran Mamdani.
Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money.
That is how we win.
Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money.
That is how we win.
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
26 billionaires spent over $22 million to beat Zohran Mamdani.
Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money.
That is how we win.
Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money.
That is how we win.
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You motherfuckers at Lego you are making spend 400 dollars on this bullshit you horrible people
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You motherfuckers at Lego you are making spend 400 dollars on this bullshit you horrible people
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did women ruin the workplace? and if so, could forcing them back into the kitchen to make me a sandwich fix it?
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
did women ruin the workplace? and if so, could forcing them back into the kitchen to make me a sandwich fix it?
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full-on conservative rag
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
full-on conservative rag
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apnews.com/article/kent... least 3 dead, 11 injured in UPS plane crash in Kentucky and governor says numbers likely to grow
At least 3 dead, 11 injured in UPS plane crash in Kentucky and governor says numbers likely to grow
At least people are 3 dead and 11 injured after UPS plane crashed in Kentucky. The governor says Tuesday those numbers are likely to grow.
apnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
apnews.com/article/kent... least 3 dead, 11 injured in UPS plane crash in Kentucky and governor says numbers likely to grow