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Cursed by a love of IR and Politics.
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Warhammer Fantasy Enjoyer. Kruber Main.
When the Khan of Springfield calls, I answer


Chuck Schumer is a god damned idiot
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
the name edmund is on the side of a ship
ALT: the name edmund is on the side of a ship
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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When the AI bubble bursts and I storm the abandoned data center and gaze in wonder on the graphics cards.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Just going to be an incredible decision if SCOTUS says they needed to make an emergency intervention because of the risk that poor people might get food they are legally entitled to
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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so my town has been hosting an emergency food drive for snap recipients. the town, high school clubs, the Y, the churches (Episcopal, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Baptists, Unitarians, and the Catholics) & the synagogue, are involved.

You know who isn't participating? the fucking evangelicals.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Video
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh my god. It's... It's so beautiful
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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INCOMING TRADE OFFER

YOU RECEIVE: relief from a catastrophic healthcare and food stamps cliff that would almost guarantee your continued electoral slaughter along with your army of secret police extracting a pogrom of ethnic terror

WE RECEIVE: uuuh healthcare and food stamps we get those too
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Yes sir comrade Kristol. All power to the Neoconservative Front for the Restoration of America.
Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Holy fuck
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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oh my god lmfao
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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A TRIBUNAL OF BLOOD AND CRIMES

A DISHONOR TO A FREE NATION
BREAKING: US Supreme Court allows Trump's passport policy targeting transgender people
reut.rs/43gmuDx
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Someone on the ISS just took an absolutely astronomical piss
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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"We did it, Patrick! We defeated cringe liberal norms on the limits of political discourse."
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oh, Dort. GWOT vet here. The kick in the nuts was a President attempting to overthrow the Constitutional order, not citizens freely casting votes for their preferred candidate, regardless of my desired outcome. Might want to dust off that oath you claim to live by.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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it's gonna be funny how many headlines will read the exact same way if you sub out Mamdani for "General Zod"
the New York Times is trying *so hard* to accuse Mamdani of a bait & switch but its evidence is incredibly thin
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM