realityCzar
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SVP, Reality. Politics/soccer/cycling/urbanism. By day, I dabble in space. He/him. #EBFG #COYWM #eattherich
There’s a purely hypothetical argument to be made that the problem is not leftist violence, but a *lack* of any threat of actual leftist violence.
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There’s a purely hypothetical argument to be made that the problem is not leftist violence, but a *lack* of any threat of actual leftist violence.
Occurs to me I want Lorde to cover the 80s top-40 catalog and turn every song into a dark journey of self exploration with weird rhythms.
“She’s got Bette Davis [beat][beat] eyes…”
“She’s got Bette Davis [beat][beat] eyes…”
July 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Occurs to me I want Lorde to cover the 80s top-40 catalog and turn every song into a dark journey of self exploration with weird rhythms.
“She’s got Bette Davis [beat][beat] eyes…”
“She’s got Bette Davis [beat][beat] eyes…”
When I worked in a call center, I planned to write a book about a customer service worker who recorded the name and address of every jerk they encountered at work and eventually retired to become a serial killer whose victims’ only connection was they had once called the same airline 800 number.
Perky Cashier's Coping Mechanism-Fantasizing About Murder
June 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When I worked in a call center, I planned to write a book about a customer service worker who recorded the name and address of every jerk they encountered at work and eventually retired to become a serial killer whose victims’ only connection was they had once called the same airline 800 number.
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✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
June 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
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Who called it “junk food junkie” instead of “snackuum cleaner”?
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Who called it “junk food junkie” instead of “snackuum cleaner”?
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When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
April 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
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If I've ever loved you, you may be entitled to compensation
April 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I've ever loved you, you may be entitled to compensation
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I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' a high five.
I've also got several extras duct taped to my torso. The security guard leaves me hangin' on the high five and asks what's under my shirt. He knows about the hands. I'm cooked.
And the other one is givin' a high five.
I've also got several extras duct taped to my torso. The security guard leaves me hangin' on the high five and asks what's under my shirt. He knows about the hands. I'm cooked.
April 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' a high five.
I've also got several extras duct taped to my torso. The security guard leaves me hangin' on the high five and asks what's under my shirt. He knows about the hands. I'm cooked.
And the other one is givin' a high five.
I've also got several extras duct taped to my torso. The security guard leaves me hangin' on the high five and asks what's under my shirt. He knows about the hands. I'm cooked.
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Still pissed pundits aren't professionals that just make puns. Imagine what the world would be like if that's all they did
April 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Still pissed pundits aren't professionals that just make puns. Imagine what the world would be like if that's all they did
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Annoying: polycule
Incredibly Annoying: polyglot polycule
Dangerously Annoying: polymath polyglot polycule
Incredibly Annoying: polyglot polycule
Dangerously Annoying: polymath polyglot polycule
April 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Annoying: polycule
Incredibly Annoying: polyglot polycule
Dangerously Annoying: polymath polyglot polycule
Incredibly Annoying: polyglot polycule
Dangerously Annoying: polymath polyglot polycule
13 shows to get to know me:
(in no particular order)
1. The West Wing
2. The Greatest American Hero
3. The A Team
4. iCarly
5. Slow Horses
6. Gilmore Girls
7. Stumptown
8. Battlestar Galactica (2004)
9. Silicon Valley
10. Girls 5 Eva
11. House
12. Sesame Street
13. Only Murders in the Building
(in no particular order)
1. The West Wing
2. The Greatest American Hero
3. The A Team
4. iCarly
5. Slow Horses
6. Gilmore Girls
7. Stumptown
8. Battlestar Galactica (2004)
9. Silicon Valley
10. Girls 5 Eva
11. House
12. Sesame Street
13. Only Murders in the Building
13 shows to get to know me:
(in no particular order)
1. 30 Rock
2. Ghosts (BBC)
3. Too Many Cooks
4. Columbo
5. Murder She Wrote
6. The X-Files
7. The Critic
8. SNL
9. American Dad
10. I Think You Should Leave
11. Hart to Hart
12. Matlock (2025)
13. High Potential
(in no particular order)
1. 30 Rock
2. Ghosts (BBC)
3. Too Many Cooks
4. Columbo
5. Murder She Wrote
6. The X-Files
7. The Critic
8. SNL
9. American Dad
10. I Think You Should Leave
11. Hart to Hart
12. Matlock (2025)
13. High Potential
13 shows to get to know me:
1. Star Trek: DS9
2. Star Trek: TNG
3. Star Trek: Lower Decks
4. Star Trek: Voyager
5. Star Trek: TOS
6. Star Trek: Discovery
7. Star Trek: Enterprise
8. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
9. Star Trek: Prodigy
10. Star Trek: Picard
11. Frasier
12. Becker
13. Boston Legal
1. Star Trek: DS9
2. Star Trek: TNG
3. Star Trek: Lower Decks
4. Star Trek: Voyager
5. Star Trek: TOS
6. Star Trek: Discovery
7. Star Trek: Enterprise
8. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
9. Star Trek: Prodigy
10. Star Trek: Picard
11. Frasier
12. Becker
13. Boston Legal
April 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
13 shows to get to know me:
(in no particular order)
1. The West Wing
2. The Greatest American Hero
3. The A Team
4. iCarly
5. Slow Horses
6. Gilmore Girls
7. Stumptown
8. Battlestar Galactica (2004)
9. Silicon Valley
10. Girls 5 Eva
11. House
12. Sesame Street
13. Only Murders in the Building
(in no particular order)
1. The West Wing
2. The Greatest American Hero
3. The A Team
4. iCarly
5. Slow Horses
6. Gilmore Girls
7. Stumptown
8. Battlestar Galactica (2004)
9. Silicon Valley
10. Girls 5 Eva
11. House
12. Sesame Street
13. Only Murders in the Building
Win free books for life from bookstore.org: woobox.com/r2f4rn/r7f1h9
April 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Win free books for life from bookstore.org: woobox.com/r2f4rn/r7f1h9
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On 10 April 2019, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) team released the first-ever image of a black hole and its shadow, using radio observations of the heart of M87, a massive galaxy in the Virgo galaxy cluster
Press Release (2019) ➡️ eventhorizontelescope.org/press-releas...
🔭 🧪 #cosmology
On 10 April 2019, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) team released the first-ever image of a black hole and its shadow, using radio observations of the heart of M87, a massive galaxy in the Virgo galaxy cluster
Press Release (2019) ➡️ eventhorizontelescope.org/press-releas...
🔭 🧪 #cosmology
April 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
🧵
On 10 April 2019, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) team released the first-ever image of a black hole and its shadow, using radio observations of the heart of M87, a massive galaxy in the Virgo galaxy cluster
Press Release (2019) ➡️ eventhorizontelescope.org/press-releas...
🔭 🧪 #cosmology
On 10 April 2019, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) team released the first-ever image of a black hole and its shadow, using radio observations of the heart of M87, a massive galaxy in the Virgo galaxy cluster
Press Release (2019) ➡️ eventhorizontelescope.org/press-releas...
🔭 🧪 #cosmology
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Cybertrucks look like someone asked the biggest dork on the planet what a cool car looks like.
March 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Cybertrucks look like someone asked the biggest dork on the planet what a cool car looks like.
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How your email finds me:
March 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How your email finds me:
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I built a Playstacean!
March 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I built a Playstacean!
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In a white room
With white curtains
Stupid white folks
With white curtains
Stupid white folks
March 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
In a white room
With white curtains
Stupid white folks
With white curtains
Stupid white folks