That guy Grave Thomas
@realdavethomas.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 Fan of things, cat servant, BFI patron, co-host of the Due signori in giallo podcast. My taste in film has been described as 'broad,' 'sick' and 'just wrong.'
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Vampire: Sinners
Werewolf: Dog Soldiers
Ghost: Ju On: The Grudge
Slasher: The Babysitter
Folk: The Medium
Big Monster: Godzilla: Final Wars
Zombie: Zombi 3
Comedy: House (1977)
Alien: Alien Romulus
Psych: A Tale of Two Sisters
Anthology: Dark Tales of Japan
Vampire: Sinners
Werewolf: Dog Soldiers
Ghost: Ju On: The Grudge
Slasher: The Babysitter
Folk: The Medium
Big Monster: Godzilla: Final Wars
Zombie: Zombi 3
Comedy: House (1977)
Alien: Alien Romulus
Psych: A Tale of Two Sisters
Anthology: Dark Tales of Japan
Vampire: NEAR DARK
Werewolf: THE HOWLING
Ghost: THE SHINING
Slasher: HALLOWEEN (1978)
Folk: KWAIDAN
Big Monster: KING KONG (1933)
Zombie: DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978)
Comedy: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
Alien: THE THING (1982)
Psych: REPULSION
Anthology: V/H/S
Werewolf: THE HOWLING
Ghost: THE SHINING
Slasher: HALLOWEEN (1978)
Folk: KWAIDAN
Big Monster: KING KONG (1933)
Zombie: DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978)
Comedy: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
Alien: THE THING (1982)
Psych: REPULSION
Anthology: V/H/S
Vampire: Dracula ('79)
Werewolf: An American Werewolf in London
Ghost: Ring ('98)
Slasher: My Bloody Valentine ('81)
Folk: Blood on Satan's Claw
Big Monster: Godzilla -1
Zombie: Zombi 2
Comedy: Grabbers
Alien: Aliens (or Lifeforce)
Psych: Deep Red
Anthology: Tales from the Crypt ('72)
Werewolf: An American Werewolf in London
Ghost: Ring ('98)
Slasher: My Bloody Valentine ('81)
Folk: Blood on Satan's Claw
Big Monster: Godzilla -1
Zombie: Zombi 2
Comedy: Grabbers
Alien: Aliens (or Lifeforce)
Psych: Deep Red
Anthology: Tales from the Crypt ('72)
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A ★★★★ review of Death Game (1977)
This notorious home invasion movie got a new lease of life from Grindhouse Releasing a few years ago. Sondra Locke (Sudden Impact) and Colleen Camp (Clue) are teenage runaways who inveigle themselves ...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”
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November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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A ★★★ review of A Merry Little Ex-Mas (2025)
The first shot of Netflix's 2025 war on Christmas (movies) takes the interesting idea of starting where most Lacey Chabert joints end: as the movie begins, the heroine Kate (Alicia Silverstone!) alrea...
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November 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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A ★★★ review of Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
I've now seen this multiple times, and on the most recent rewatch for an upcoming Due signori episode, I'll give it... if not credit exactly, more of a pass for the few things it does well (Purdom is ...
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November 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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On the bright side, a crate full of scripts for Kevin Sorbo movies just showed up.
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
On the bright side, a crate full of scripts for Kevin Sorbo movies just showed up.
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Is it wrong to still find Jean-Claude Van Damme sexy?
Asking for a friend*
*My friend, Jean-Claude Van Damme
Asking for a friend*
*My friend, Jean-Claude Van Damme
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is it wrong to still find Jean-Claude Van Damme sexy?
Asking for a friend*
*My friend, Jean-Claude Van Damme
Asking for a friend*
*My friend, Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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A ★★★★½ review of Dead Man's Wire (2025)
Gus Van Sant's latest retells the bizarre 1977 hostage case where Anthony Kiritsis took his mortgage broker Richard Hall hostage with a shotgun wired around Hall's neck. Van Sant plays this as a 70s t...
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November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Monday: I have never knowingly heard a Kpop song.
Thursday:
WE'RE GOIN' UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWIN'
GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN!
Thursday:
WE'RE GOIN' UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWIN'
GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN!
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Monday: I have never knowingly heard a Kpop song.
Thursday:
WE'RE GOIN' UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWIN'
GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN!
Thursday:
WE'RE GOIN' UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWIN'
GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN!
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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A ★½ review of Sorority House Massacre (1986)
Roger Corman never met a genre his companies couldn't do faster and cheaper, even when the inspiration was already threadbare. Never more obvious than Sorority House Massacre, a painfully tedious slas...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
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Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
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November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Been thinking about this tweet since my holiday
![tim macgabhann
@el_fodongo
[greeting the great plumed serpent god quetzalcóatl as he is coming into the pub]
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November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Been thinking about this tweet since my holiday
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Dreamt that the entire world's fortunes were dictated by mindbogglingly corrupt & evil people negotiating to cover up evil things they had done & that the corruption was so powerfully impermeable & cunningly brazen, nobody could do anything to halt it. Thank fuck we don't live in a world like that.
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Dreamt that the entire world's fortunes were dictated by mindbogglingly corrupt & evil people negotiating to cover up evil things they had done & that the corruption was so powerfully impermeable & cunningly brazen, nobody could do anything to halt it. Thank fuck we don't live in a world like that.
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POND WATER (a text from my mum, that I have turned into a poem)
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
POND WATER (a text from my mum, that I have turned into a poem)
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower
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Email from trump
“Hi Jeffrey
You are my best friend, I love you. Lets commit some sex crimes later.
Xx
Donnie”
The Wall Street Journal
“What this means about the relationship between Epstein and trump remains to be seen”
“Hi Jeffrey
You are my best friend, I love you. Lets commit some sex crimes later.
Xx
Donnie”
The Wall Street Journal
“What this means about the relationship between Epstein and trump remains to be seen”
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Email from trump
“Hi Jeffrey
You are my best friend, I love you. Lets commit some sex crimes later.
Xx
Donnie”
The Wall Street Journal
“What this means about the relationship between Epstein and trump remains to be seen”
“Hi Jeffrey
You are my best friend, I love you. Lets commit some sex crimes later.
Xx
Donnie”
The Wall Street Journal
“What this means about the relationship between Epstein and trump remains to be seen”
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
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A ★★★★½ review of KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
Cultural phenomena do filter down to my angry bunker eventually. This one was a welcome visitor. Even a grouchy old horror fart like me isn't entirely unaware of the Kpop phenomenon, but this distilla...
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November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Wild to think that there's a junior exec walking around Manhattan right now who, within a month, will be sent by her firm back to her hometown to close a local business, only to run into a former-flame turned tree-farming cookie enthusiast who'll change her life via the power of Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wild to think that there's a junior exec walking around Manhattan right now who, within a month, will be sent by her firm back to her hometown to close a local business, only to run into a former-flame turned tree-farming cookie enthusiast who'll change her life via the power of Christmas.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
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He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...