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björk 182
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character actor, dancer, singer.

I'm a triple threat.
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read the dispossessed by ursula k le guin
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Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
Translate for us non-law-talkers...?
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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this is a song teenage jenna maroney sang after aging out of child pageants but before getting into the royal tampa academy of dramatic tricks
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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One Thousand Year Burgerreich
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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sorry man we're not doing this. time to go
Plaskett: You want to talk about texting felons, how often do you text President Donald J. Trump?
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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oh no
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
my friend, colonel steven j. lockjaw, died. he fucking died
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Apparently people hate fun now
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Trump's administration is actively posting death threats against fisherman on this app as we speak.
Our answer is no.

Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.

We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.

It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
if your klein be naomi you’re hanging with a homie

if your klein be ezra you’re in for a mess brah
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i feel bad for my kid. when i was his age, we had block rockin beats by the chemical brothers. what does he have? what world have we left the next generation?
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Epstein sent himself a list of names days before his arrest. Many of them are confirmed clients or implied ones.

Guess who is on the list:
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
guess what event crashes to desktop
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i’m at the table of success with nobody to wait on me because i have no haters :(
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM