bob walsh!
@rdwalshv.bsky.social
lost in a dream, trying to get in a car. official lttpr racer of the minnesota fighting pike. he/him
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bob walsh!
@rdwalshv.bsky.social
· Oct 20
me: /stares at a package of frozen food
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
what they say: if you walk around with untied shoes you will trip and fall
what i've observed: despite my shoes coming untied on countless occasions i have never tripped on my own untied shoelaces
what this must mean: i'm the best at walking
what i've observed: despite my shoes coming untied on countless occasions i have never tripped on my own untied shoelaces
what this must mean: i'm the best at walking
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
what they say: if you walk around with untied shoes you will trip and fall
what i've observed: despite my shoes coming untied on countless occasions i have never tripped on my own untied shoelaces
what this must mean: i'm the best at walking
what i've observed: despite my shoes coming untied on countless occasions i have never tripped on my own untied shoelaces
what this must mean: i'm the best at walking
so some time ago i heard a few songs by this british pop/punk band called Hot Milk. they're pretty good, i don't actively keep up with them, but i'm never displeased when they pop up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-i3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-i3...
Hot Milk - Candy Coated Lie$ [Official Video]
YouTube video by Hot Milk
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
so some time ago i heard a few songs by this british pop/punk band called Hot Milk. they're pretty good, i don't actively keep up with them, but i'm never displeased when they pop up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-i3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-i3...
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Reposted by bob walsh!
My friend Dan Perlman made this short doc about being hired to impersonate Michael Bublé at a party and it’s so funny and good. (And my other friend Charlotte produced it!!!)
I Got Hired as a Michael Bublé Impersonator (For Some Reason) | BEING BUBLÉ
YouTube video by Dan Perlman
m.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My friend Dan Perlman made this short doc about being hired to impersonate Michael Bublé at a party and it’s so funny and good. (And my other friend Charlotte produced it!!!)
does it count as coveting if you tell someone you don't like their girlfriend and think they need a new one? if you only consider the possibility you could replace their girlfriend without desiring the outcome? is avril getting into heaven
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
does it count as coveting if you tell someone you don't like their girlfriend and think they need a new one? if you only consider the possibility you could replace their girlfriend without desiring the outcome? is avril getting into heaven
i started tracking this years ago for reasons i do not remember, and i understand with two interims and one dead man walking this is a fleeting moment, but for the first time in over ten years six nfl head coaches are dudes named mike. so the moon will rise! still we must savor a beautiful day!
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i started tracking this years ago for reasons i do not remember, and i understand with two interims and one dead man walking this is a fleeting moment, but for the first time in over ten years six nfl head coaches are dudes named mike. so the moon will rise! still we must savor a beautiful day!
went to watch something on tubi for the first time in a couple months, first ad was a far-right political ad, ah well it was fun while it lasted
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
went to watch something on tubi for the first time in a couple months, first ad was a far-right political ad, ah well it was fun while it lasted
i think i inadvertently subscribed to updates from licorice dot com while looking up facts about sixlets and now licorice dot com is in my inbox saying "hey man we're out of shit to tell you about licorice. you should try getting into better treats. you try cookies yet? oh man. cookies, bro."
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i think i inadvertently subscribed to updates from licorice dot com while looking up facts about sixlets and now licorice dot com is in my inbox saying "hey man we're out of shit to tell you about licorice. you should try getting into better treats. you try cookies yet? oh man. cookies, bro."
next year the nba needs to have teams play nba cup games on top of giant fish tanks filled with gatorade. there can be lil doors where players can dunk their heads in when they get thirsty, and if the fish tank breaks and everyone falls in it'll generate so many emergency podcasts
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
next year the nba needs to have teams play nba cup games on top of giant fish tanks filled with gatorade. there can be lil doors where players can dunk their heads in when they get thirsty, and if the fish tank breaks and everyone falls in it'll generate so many emergency podcasts
tremendous day for sentences, i got the file for a prominent athlete and read an e-mail chain where a guy asks to waive a verification of employment on the common sense grounds that you can see him on the tv, and the response is, "Unfortunately, common sense doesn't trump required documentation"
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
tremendous day for sentences, i got the file for a prominent athlete and read an e-mail chain where a guy asks to waive a verification of employment on the common sense grounds that you can see him on the tv, and the response is, "Unfortunately, common sense doesn't trump required documentation"
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it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw
Now we know where all that Spotify money is going. Not to the artists - perish the thought. No, the CEO has invested it all in AI weaponry designed to kill humans. I wish this were a joke.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons
Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."
www.latimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw
going through a powerpoint on the splendor of a.i. and i have seen the sentence "Please draft an email to my manager explaining that my project is late. Make it fun and lighthearted, with light groveling."
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
going through a powerpoint on the splendor of a.i. and i have seen the sentence "Please draft an email to my manager explaining that my project is late. Make it fun and lighthearted, with light groveling."
my goal of never writing anything i wouldn't say out loud always gets thrown out the window during self-evaluation szn. spending thirty minutes saying "I have taken fuller ownership of my role within the collaboration," then staring at a mirror for two hours to make sure i'm still me
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
my goal of never writing anything i wouldn't say out loud always gets thrown out the window during self-evaluation szn. spending thirty minutes saying "I have taken fuller ownership of my role within the collaboration," then staring at a mirror for two hours to make sure i'm still me
for a candy that touts its own intelligence, Smarties sure are pretty dumb. hey why'dja make this chalk kinda tart moron
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
for a candy that touts its own intelligence, Smarties sure are pretty dumb. hey why'dja make this chalk kinda tart moron
in "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)," when big and/or rich say "I make a lot of noise cuz the girls they are so pretty," what kind of noise is he/they making? is it hooting? is it looney tunes-y homminahomminahomminaAWHOOOOOOGA!ing? could the noise made be described as wet? i need more about the noise!
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
in "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)," when big and/or rich say "I make a lot of noise cuz the girls they are so pretty," what kind of noise is he/they making? is it hooting? is it looney tunes-y homminahomminahomminaAWHOOOOOOGA!ing? could the noise made be described as wet? i need more about the noise!
Video from the incident shows an object being ejected from the officer's firearm and being projected through the air until such time that its arc is interrupted by a collision with the alleged victim's upper body, causing injuries.
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Video from the incident shows an object being ejected from the officer's firearm and being projected through the air until such time that its arc is interrupted by a collision with the alleged victim's upper body, causing injuries.
playing the new pokemon. early impression is, i think vibes-wise i kinda prefer arceus, but i am having a grand ol' time all the same, also there is a SIDE QUEST where you DO PARKOUR to IMPRESS A FROAKIE and earn its COMPANIONSHIP, masterpiece
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
playing the new pokemon. early impression is, i think vibes-wise i kinda prefer arceus, but i am having a grand ol' time all the same, also there is a SIDE QUEST where you DO PARKOUR to IMPRESS A FROAKIE and earn its COMPANIONSHIP, masterpiece
me: /stares at a package of frozen food
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
me: /stares at a package of frozen food
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
i'm too upset by the ai poop plane video to qrt it (not in an "i'm offended by how he comports himself in office" way, i just don't like poop, i don't wanna look at people covered in poop, yucky), but i would like to add to the discourse: leavings, on a jet plane
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
i'm too upset by the ai poop plane video to qrt it (not in an "i'm offended by how he comports himself in office" way, i just don't like poop, i don't wanna look at people covered in poop, yucky), but i would like to add to the discourse: leavings, on a jet plane
Reposted by bob walsh!
mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
Reposted by bob walsh!
[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
titane sequel where she hears "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" for the first time and chases down kenny chesney so she can be with the only man who truly understands her
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
titane sequel where she hears "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" for the first time and chases down kenny chesney so she can be with the only man who truly understands her
hot girl on the bus shimmying and mouthing along with her music go OFF queen
October 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
hot girl on the bus shimmying and mouthing along with her music go OFF queen
Reposted by bob walsh!
the greatest moment in tic tac toe history
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the greatest moment in tic tac toe history
Reposted by bob walsh!
the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.
October 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.