bob walsh!
@rdwalshv.bsky.social
lost in a dream, trying to get in a car. official lttpr racer of the minnesota fighting pike. he/him
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bob walsh!
@rdwalshv.bsky.social
· Oct 20
me: /stares at a package of frozen food
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
package: For best results, preheat oven to 400° F, cook for 13-15 minutes, and let cool for 2-3 minutes before serving.
me: /nods
package: For pretty good results, just make it hot, daddy-o!
me: /smiles at the package and begins to prepare dinner
i wrote capsule reviews of 64 songs that listed kara dioguardi as a co-writer and now i'm posting a link to a tumblr blog just before 11 am on a sunday. honestly i don't know why i finished this project
www.tumblr.com/dokidokipani...
www.tumblr.com/dokidokipani...
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i wrote capsule reviews of 64 songs that listed kara dioguardi as a co-writer and now i'm posting a link to a tumblr blog just before 11 am on a sunday. honestly i don't know why i finished this project
www.tumblr.com/dokidokipani...
www.tumblr.com/dokidokipani...
my mom moved to Iowa and found a brand of whiskey that was made in Iowa, so she bought it and gave it to my brother-in-law for christmas because she sees my brother-in-law as someone who would enjoy whiskey, and now my brother-in-law is in possession of a bottle of Slipknot's whiskey
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 AM
my mom moved to Iowa and found a brand of whiskey that was made in Iowa, so she bought it and gave it to my brother-in-law for christmas because she sees my brother-in-law as someone who would enjoy whiskey, and now my brother-in-law is in possession of a bottle of Slipknot's whiskey
"with a screenplay, one page usually translates to one minute" oh okay cool so um but what if everyone talks really fast. like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally fast.
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
"with a screenplay, one page usually translates to one minute" oh okay cool so um but what if everyone talks really fast. like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally fast.
Reposted by bob walsh!
staring at the blank page before you
open up the dirty window
let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
reaching for something in the distance
so close you can almost taste it!
release your inhibitions!
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN!
open up the dirty window
let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
reaching for something in the distance
so close you can almost taste it!
release your inhibitions!
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN!
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
staring at the blank page before you
open up the dirty window
let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
reaching for something in the distance
so close you can almost taste it!
release your inhibitions!
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN!
open up the dirty window
let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
reaching for something in the distance
so close you can almost taste it!
release your inhibitions!
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN!
Reposted by bob walsh!
13 Jan 2026
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
13 Jan 2026
Reposted by bob walsh!
An outline of the multitudinal crises (fraud, ICE, killing, general chaos incited by the fascist MAGA movement) gripping our great state, via @biketrouble.bsky.social and Hans Buetow of @neverpo.st.
RacketCast, Ep. 42: What's Going on in MN? Feat. ‘Never Post’ - Racket
Enjoy this bonus crossover episode that originally appeared via 'Never Post.'
racketmn.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
An outline of the multitudinal crises (fraud, ICE, killing, general chaos incited by the fascist MAGA movement) gripping our great state, via @biketrouble.bsky.social and Hans Buetow of @neverpo.st.
Reposted by bob walsh!
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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‘get the fuck out of minnesota [or else i swear i’ll have a bunch of minnesotans arrested for protesting you]!’
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
‘get the fuck out of minnesota [or else i swear i’ll have a bunch of minnesotans arrested for protesting you]!’
how has Hoobastank not released a christmas version of "The Reason" called "The Season" do they hate money
or honestly they could get away with doing the Earth Wind & Fire "December" thing and releasing "the reason (a letter from an innkeeper to His son)"
or honestly they could get away with doing the Earth Wind & Fire "December" thing and releasing "the reason (a letter from an innkeeper to His son)"
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
how has Hoobastank not released a christmas version of "The Reason" called "The Season" do they hate money
or honestly they could get away with doing the Earth Wind & Fire "December" thing and releasing "the reason (a letter from an innkeeper to His son)"
or honestly they could get away with doing the Earth Wind & Fire "December" thing and releasing "the reason (a letter from an innkeeper to His son)"
terrence malick should make a wes anderson movie and wes anderson should make a terrence malick movie
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
terrence malick should make a wes anderson movie and wes anderson should make a terrence malick movie
co-worker came up to me, very apologetic, asked, "If I have to add 20 minutes to my sick time request, do I put .2 after the 1?" all this focus on STEM and look where it got us. my man didn't even know what to put into the calculator. my man was meant to be a dancer or something, why are we here
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
co-worker came up to me, very apologetic, asked, "If I have to add 20 minutes to my sick time request, do I put .2 after the 1?" all this focus on STEM and look where it got us. my man didn't even know what to put into the calculator. my man was meant to be a dancer or something, why are we here
i like playing little pranks on myself. i can't wait to see the look on my face 11 months from now when my music-streaming app tells me "you were in the top 1% of Cobra Starship listeners!" and i have to reflect on the day i listened to 16 Cobra Starship songs in a row
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i like playing little pranks on myself. i can't wait to see the look on my face 11 months from now when my music-streaming app tells me "you were in the top 1% of Cobra Starship listeners!" and i have to reflect on the day i listened to 16 Cobra Starship songs in a row
Reposted by bob walsh!
possibly need this
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
possibly need this
Reposted by bob walsh!
Talk about the decline of American industry. We don’t even manufacture consent anymore. :(
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Talk about the decline of American industry. We don’t even manufacture consent anymore. :(
observing my favorite end-of-year tradition: enjoying roughly 25 minutes of a Big Fat Quiz. for 25 minutes i am whisked away to the magical world of 2005, a simpler time when the mere act of photoshopping could elicit laughter, and then i remember 2005 kinda sucked and i return to the present
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
observing my favorite end-of-year tradition: enjoying roughly 25 minutes of a Big Fat Quiz. for 25 minutes i am whisked away to the magical world of 2005, a simpler time when the mere act of photoshopping could elicit laughter, and then i remember 2005 kinda sucked and i return to the present
i won't explain
or say i'm sorry
i'm unashamed
i'm gonna show my scars
the slug parade
will take forever
listen here
because it's who we are
or say i'm sorry
i'm unashamed
i'm gonna show my scars
the slug parade
will take forever
listen here
because it's who we are
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i won't explain
or say i'm sorry
i'm unashamed
i'm gonna show my scars
the slug parade
will take forever
listen here
because it's who we are
or say i'm sorry
i'm unashamed
i'm gonna show my scars
the slug parade
will take forever
listen here
because it's who we are
this year, the track that came up on shuffle after the yearly 6 AM day after Christmas observance of "Brick" was "Carousel," by Eat Your Heart Out. it's gonna be a good year.
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
this year, the track that came up on shuffle after the yearly 6 AM day after Christmas observance of "Brick" was "Carousel," by Eat Your Heart Out. it's gonna be a good year.
as a kid i never got on board with the santa thing, so i never had to find out he wasn't real, but the twitch channel i'd found that was rebroadcasting sasuke got taken down so i guess now i kinda know the feeling
December 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
as a kid i never got on board with the santa thing, so i never had to find out he wasn't real, but the twitch channel i'd found that was rebroadcasting sasuke got taken down so i guess now i kinda know the feeling
anytime i see a headline like this i think, ok, so are you going to prevent the charlotte hornets from being like that? like ok cool harsher punishments for inconsistent injury reporting, flattening the lottery odds, yeah yeah yeah, but you're aware the charlotte hornets are just like that, right?
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
anytime i see a headline like this i think, ok, so are you going to prevent the charlotte hornets from being like that? like ok cool harsher punishments for inconsistent injury reporting, flattening the lottery odds, yeah yeah yeah, but you're aware the charlotte hornets are just like that, right?
so how are we squandering our limited time on this planet filled with endless wonder, well i
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
so how are we squandering our limited time on this planet filled with endless wonder, well i
obviously this is my favorite race from 7+ years of playing lttpr, i remember looking through the pairings that week and laughing out loud when i saw who i drew, happy to have gotten a de facto bo3 playoff series out of the deal
www.youtube.com/live/cYY_irc...
www.youtube.com/live/cYY_irc...
ALttPR Crosskeys Tournament 2022: Swiss Round 5 - rdwalshv vs. PlasmaKappa
YouTube video by ZeldaSpeedRuns
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
obviously this is my favorite race from 7+ years of playing lttpr, i remember looking through the pairings that week and laughing out loud when i saw who i drew, happy to have gotten a de facto bo3 playoff series out of the deal
www.youtube.com/live/cYY_irc...
www.youtube.com/live/cYY_irc...
replaying celeste 'cuz it's a masterpiece, i one-shot the last room of the 7b 1500m segment and i don't care if i've "played it twice already" i'm going to tell everyone at work about it tomorrow too
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
replaying celeste 'cuz it's a masterpiece, i one-shot the last room of the 7b 1500m segment and i don't care if i've "played it twice already" i'm going to tell everyone at work about it tomorrow too
let her cry
if her heart's an empty hole
let her go
if there's garlic in her soul
let her be
if she's a sinful sotted king
and if the whos join hands in whoville
let her sing
if her heart's an empty hole
let her go
if there's garlic in her soul
let her be
if she's a sinful sotted king
and if the whos join hands in whoville
let her sing
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
let her cry
if her heart's an empty hole
let her go
if there's garlic in her soul
let her be
if she's a sinful sotted king
and if the whos join hands in whoville
let her sing
if her heart's an empty hole
let her go
if there's garlic in her soul
let her be
if she's a sinful sotted king
and if the whos join hands in whoville
let her sing