R. Dubya Slade
@rdubyaslade.bsky.social
Unprofessional Middle School Teacher. Retired Ultimate Frisbee Champion. 2x T-Ball MVP. Trophy Husband.
#1 Fan of Trey Yesavage's Dad (Dave Yesavage).
#1 Fan of Trey Yesavage's Dad (Dave Yesavage).
It is impossible to rock a sweater vest. Don't even try. Your feeble attempts to rock them are futile.
New York is wild, bruh. Out at dinner and dudes my age rocking sweater vests. I know it's 32°F (0°C) out here, but come on. Have some goddam dignity
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It is impossible to rock a sweater vest. Don't even try. Your feeble attempts to rock them are futile.
I'm not surprised that an AI-powered teddy bear named Kumma teaches kindergarteners about sexual fetishes.
An AI toy meant for kids was happy to chat about sexual fetishes. Are these safe? | CBC Radio
Imagine your toddler playing with a soft teddy bear, but with ChatGPT baked in. These AI toys can chat to your kid, play games and even say, "I love you." But experts are warning that we don’t know th...
www.cbc.ca
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm not surprised that an AI-powered teddy bear named Kumma teaches kindergarteners about sexual fetishes.
None of my local grocery stores sell plant-based turducken.
Thanksgiving is ruined.
Thanksgiving is ruined.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
None of my local grocery stores sell plant-based turducken.
Thanksgiving is ruined.
Thanksgiving is ruined.
I just learned that the 1984 World Series winning Detroit Tigers had a bench player named RUSTY KUNTZ and I can't get over it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I just learned that the 1984 World Series winning Detroit Tigers had a bench player named RUSTY KUNTZ and I can't get over it.
If ever there were a case to plead insanity...
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If ever there were a case to plead insanity...
Change "have" to "will" and make it so the robot can sing it like Dolly or Whitney, then that's $9 billion dollars well spent.
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Change "have" to "will" and make it so the robot can sing it like Dolly or Whitney, then that's $9 billion dollars well spent.
Because it is Jake Gyllenhaal. Mountain Stud is a little known Brokeback Mountain spinoff series focusing on Jack Twist's life in mid-1970's Texas.
Why does this dude look like Jake Gyllenhaal?
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Because it is Jake Gyllenhaal. Mountain Stud is a little known Brokeback Mountain spinoff series focusing on Jack Twist's life in mid-1970's Texas.
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BICHETTE IS SWAGGER DEFINED
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
BICHETTE IS SWAGGER DEFINED
Pay Bo whatever he wants.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pay Bo whatever he wants.
My boy has the rookie record for most strikeouts in a World Series game!
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My boy has the rookie record for most strikeouts in a World Series game!
I was one of the last girls at the party.
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I was one of the last girls at the party.
That's my boy!
Trey Yesavage fast facts:
- the Iraq War has been going on for his entire life
- Michael Jordan has been retired his entire life
- LeBron James has been in the NBA his entire life
- he just went 1-2-3 and struck out the greatest baseball player of all time to begin Game 1 of the World Series
- the Iraq War has been going on for his entire life
- Michael Jordan has been retired his entire life
- LeBron James has been in the NBA his entire life
- he just went 1-2-3 and struck out the greatest baseball player of all time to begin Game 1 of the World Series
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That's my boy!
He's a villain for not hitching a ride to Toronto aboard Robert Herjavec's private jet.
I did one of these Shohei posts before and it's red meat. Bluesky is a Sports App. Somehow Shohei is everyone's favorite baseball player and everyone's favorite villain and it makes this place endlessly entertaining.
Bluesky is spiritually Philadelphia when it comes to hating
Bluesky is spiritually Philadelphia when it comes to hating
I get hating the Dodgers but how do you boo Shohei Ohtani, you've paid through the nose to watch a World Series and are unhappy the greatest player to ever appear in one is going to play in the one you're at?? crazy work
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
He's a villain for not hitching a ride to Toronto aboard Robert Herjavec's private jet.
My boy's taking the mound now. Game 1 of the World Series begins. Let's go Blue Jays! Let's play ball!
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My boy's taking the mound now. Game 1 of the World Series begins. Let's go Blue Jays! Let's play ball!
Best SPRINGER DINGER of all-time!
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Best SPRINGER DINGER of all-time!
He was born ready.
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
He was born ready.
Listen when the warrior speaks!
"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Listen when the warrior speaks!
Cannonball Crane & His Troublemaking Pet Monkey is the name of the pilot of a kid's TV show I tried to sell to the CBC back in the '90's, but they wouldn't buy it because the plot was too similar to that of Curious George.
7. The Torontos got off to a great start in their new home, winning the city's first baseball championship in 1887.
They were led by alcoholic ace/slugger Cannonball Crane — who was soon invited on an all-star world tour, getting drunk n cities around the globe with his trouble-making pet monkey.
They were led by alcoholic ace/slugger Cannonball Crane — who was soon invited on an all-star world tour, getting drunk n cities around the globe with his trouble-making pet monkey.
October 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Cannonball Crane & His Troublemaking Pet Monkey is the name of the pilot of a kid's TV show I tried to sell to the CBC back in the '90's, but they wouldn't buy it because the plot was too similar to that of Curious George.
Although not recommended nor designed for it, many people use Q-tips to clean the wax out of their ear canals.
Conversely, no one uses Q-tips for their intended purpose, which is to clean the snot out of their nose canals.
Conversely, no one uses Q-tips for their intended purpose, which is to clean the snot out of their nose canals.
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Although not recommended nor designed for it, many people use Q-tips to clean the wax out of their ear canals.
Conversely, no one uses Q-tips for their intended purpose, which is to clean the snot out of their nose canals.
Conversely, no one uses Q-tips for their intended purpose, which is to clean the snot out of their nose canals.
A student of mine went to a Home Alone Safety Camp where she was taught useless skills like how to use a microwave instead of useful skills like how to huck bricks at a burglar's forehead or rig a basement lightbulb so when a burglar turns it on, they get smoked in the face by an iron.
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A student of mine went to a Home Alone Safety Camp where she was taught useless skills like how to use a microwave instead of useful skills like how to huck bricks at a burglar's forehead or rig a basement lightbulb so when a burglar turns it on, they get smoked in the face by an iron.
Yankees are on death's door. 22-1 for Blue Jays in 14 innings of baseball. This ain't no merciful type of death. They're being bludgeoned to death.
And I love it.
And I love it.
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yankees are on death's door. 22-1 for Blue Jays in 14 innings of baseball. This ain't no merciful type of death. They're being bludgeoned to death.
And I love it.
And I love it.
Yesterday, an 11-year-old walked into my classroom, saw kids in the room that aren't in my homeroom class, then pointed at them and shouted, "You don't belong in here! Call ICE! Call ICE!"
The world we live in now is one where everyone, even young kids, knows what ICE is about.
The world we live in now is one where everyone, even young kids, knows what ICE is about.
October 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yesterday, an 11-year-old walked into my classroom, saw kids in the room that aren't in my homeroom class, then pointed at them and shouted, "You don't belong in here! Call ICE! Call ICE!"
The world we live in now is one where everyone, even young kids, knows what ICE is about.
The world we live in now is one where everyone, even young kids, knows what ICE is about.
I remember a time when everyone on the left and right liked seeing dudes in dresses on the battlefield.
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I remember a time when everyone on the left and right liked seeing dudes in dresses on the battlefield.
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"Woke bad! Me do pullups to stop woke!"
September 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Woke bad! Me do pullups to stop woke!"
It's time to bust out the Uncrustables because your Toronto Blue Jays finish at the top of the American League!
THE BLUE JAYS WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST DIVISION, I LOVE THESE BLUE BIRD BOYS, LET'S FRIGGIN GOOOO BUDS 💙🐦
September 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's time to bust out the Uncrustables because your Toronto Blue Jays finish at the top of the American League!