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Ryan Clancey
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This may seem like a fun thing to dunk on, but these two results are not actually at odds. If 2% of Americans work in a factory, but 25% would like to, that means it would be good if more Americans worked in a factory.

And working in manufacturing does not necessarily equate to working in a factory
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@isomorphism.net do you have an axe handy?
I asked the machine if you had joy 💀
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fuck this bear, and fuck Fish & Wildlife for being so utterly useless.
The bear that moved into a home’s crawlspace more than a week ago in Altadena is not budging: despite numerous attempts by the homeowners to keep him out, the animal is staying put.
Unbearable living situation: Bear under Altadena home showing no signs of leaving
“I feel nervous all the time,” homeowner Ken Johnson said. “I’m always looking over my shoulder to see if he’s coming out.”
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The kid took this gorgeous photo of the sunset tonight!
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The kid just complained to me and my wife that she knows everything there is to know about nineties music because we are her parents. She didn’t realize what a high compliment that was
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Resign right now, you useless, ineffective, Quisling little coward. Go count your money and get out of the way for someone who cares about saving America from this tyranny.

You did this, and we all know it.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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We need Nuremberg trials for Trump administration officials and ICE/Border Patrol agents.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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The alternative to trials is far worse for these jackboot fascist fucks.

They better PRAY they are sent to prison and justice is served in the courts instead of the streets for this shit.
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I remember a lot of discussion about the importance of understanding the “75 million” people (many commentators rounded up) who voted for Trump in 2020. Interesting to note that more than 75 million people voted for Harris, and yet I saw no such equivalent discourse after the 2024 election.
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Neverending story. The organist has a sense of humor
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I’ve invested 6 hours in this game. Sunk cost fallacy be damned
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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In case it's useful.
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Officer, this is my Second Amendment anti-satellite missile. I own it for home defense and other lawful purposes.
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Guess they haven't heard of grenades then
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I always thought it was a tragedy that Biden didn’t push for a ban on eating rat poison
I hope no conservatives see this, but just between us, the top things I love are food, water, and oxygen.

Man, if the right ever gave up those things, I would be SO owned.
Giving up what they like (good bourbon, Bud Light, healthcare) and replacing it with something far inferior (shitty bourbon, whatever replaces Bud Light, measles) is just what a MAGA has to go through to own the libs.
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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A president who can tear down 1/3 of the White House can tear down the entire White House. A president who can steal $230M from the treasury can steal $1T from the Treasury. We have both legalized and tolerated Trump’s crimes, so they will only get bigger.
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This thread… Jeezus
Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM