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Rachel Thieman
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Just a Barbie girl in a Ken world
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March 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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who did this??
March 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can’t wait to be in a nursing home someday throwing out phrases like “that tapioca slapped” or “yes queen you are slaying with that new walker!”
March 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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IMPORTANT INFO: for the days between christmas and new year’s
December 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Just had probably the worst panic attack of my life at 3am ✨

You really do be feeling like you’re gonna die that’s insane
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 AM
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MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE'D CHOOSE TEXAS ROUNDHOUSE ROLLS WITH CINNAMON BUTTER OVER ME HELP???
December 23, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Switched birth control on Thursday and my stomach has not known peace since. Sleep? We don’t know her.
December 23, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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my body has achieved a perfect equilibrium of being too tired to do anything and too awake to sleep
December 22, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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"Let me take that off your plate" is a strong love language unless cheese is involved, in which case, and let me be clear, get away from my cheese with your awful hate language
December 21, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
theonion.com/health-insur...
December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Posting this now for no particular reason.
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I was told that I could be the star of a romcom… 😳

Do we think that’s a compliment or someone telling me I’m just that awkward and quirky 🤣
December 17, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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I want an unreasonable amount of pasta
December 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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milking the egg for its nog
December 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Nation’s Therapists Refuse To See You Anymore Because You Scare Them
theonion.com/nation-s-the...
December 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
When you wake up before 7:30am on a Saturday
December 14, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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132 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 132 years the problem has only gotten worse.
December 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee
December 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I finished Twisters last night and did, indeed, get many nightmares
December 14, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 1:58 AM
The emotional support water bottle goes everywhere
when I forget to bring my water bottle on a walk
December 11, 2024 at 7:29 PM