Rachel Thieman
@rachelthieman.bsky.social
Just a Barbie girl in a Ken world
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Cartoon by @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social.
March 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Cartoon by @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social.
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Can’t wait to be in a nursing home someday throwing out phrases like “that tapioca slapped” or “yes queen you are slaying with that new walker!”
March 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Can’t wait to be in a nursing home someday throwing out phrases like “that tapioca slapped” or “yes queen you are slaying with that new walker!”
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IMPORTANT INFO: for the days between christmas and new year’s
December 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
IMPORTANT INFO: for the days between christmas and new year’s
Just had probably the worst panic attack of my life at 3am ✨
You really do be feeling like you’re gonna die that’s insane
You really do be feeling like you’re gonna die that’s insane
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Just had probably the worst panic attack of my life at 3am ✨
You really do be feeling like you’re gonna die that’s insane
You really do be feeling like you’re gonna die that’s insane
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MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE'D CHOOSE TEXAS ROUNDHOUSE ROLLS WITH CINNAMON BUTTER OVER ME HELP???
December 23, 2024 at 2:05 AM
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE'D CHOOSE TEXAS ROUNDHOUSE ROLLS WITH CINNAMON BUTTER OVER ME HELP???
Switched birth control on Thursday and my stomach has not known peace since. Sleep? We don’t know her.
December 23, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Switched birth control on Thursday and my stomach has not known peace since. Sleep? We don’t know her.
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my body has achieved a perfect equilibrium of being too tired to do anything and too awake to sleep
December 22, 2024 at 12:00 PM
my body has achieved a perfect equilibrium of being too tired to do anything and too awake to sleep
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"Let me take that off your plate" is a strong love language unless cheese is involved, in which case, and let me be clear, get away from my cheese with your awful hate language
December 21, 2024 at 5:41 PM
"Let me take that off your plate" is a strong love language unless cheese is involved, in which case, and let me be clear, get away from my cheese with your awful hate language
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
....and another thing.
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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Posting this now for no particular reason.
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Posting this now for no particular reason.
I was told that I could be the star of a romcom… 😳
Do we think that’s a compliment or someone telling me I’m just that awkward and quirky 🤣
Do we think that’s a compliment or someone telling me I’m just that awkward and quirky 🤣
December 17, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I was told that I could be the star of a romcom… 😳
Do we think that’s a compliment or someone telling me I’m just that awkward and quirky 🤣
Do we think that’s a compliment or someone telling me I’m just that awkward and quirky 🤣
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I want an unreasonable amount of pasta
December 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I want an unreasonable amount of pasta
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milking the egg for its nog
December 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
milking the egg for its nog
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Nation’s Therapists Refuse To See You Anymore Because You Scare Them
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December 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Nation’s Therapists Refuse To See You Anymore Because You Scare Them
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When you wake up before 7:30am on a Saturday
December 14, 2024 at 2:36 PM
When you wake up before 7:30am on a Saturday
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132 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 132 years the problem has only gotten worse.
December 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
132 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 132 years the problem has only gotten worse.
when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee
December 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM
when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee
I finished Twisters last night and did, indeed, get many nightmares
December 14, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I finished Twisters last night and did, indeed, get many nightmares
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An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.
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The emotional support water bottle goes everywhere
when I forget to bring my water bottle on a walk
December 11, 2024 at 7:29 PM
The emotional support water bottle goes everywhere