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@rachelgposting.bsky.social
wife to all women
incredible performance by me. i will not be humble about this.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
incredible performance by me. i will not be humble about this.
it’s so annoying that i have (at least i’m pretty sure) a homoerotic friendship from high school that whenever i describe it sounds like something a closeted gay trans guy would write. can i please not think about the times he would playfully call my name and smile really wide. i am 28 years old.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
it’s so annoying that i have (at least i’m pretty sure) a homoerotic friendship from high school that whenever i describe it sounds like something a closeted gay trans guy would write. can i please not think about the times he would playfully call my name and smile really wide. i am 28 years old.
everyday i read opinions from people’s whose worldview has not evolved past the 2010s
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
everyday i read opinions from people’s whose worldview has not evolved past the 2010s
every time i realize karoline leavitt is younger than me i am disgusted at america’s youth
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
every time i realize karoline leavitt is younger than me i am disgusted at america’s youth
overextended my hip yesterday and my mobility is decidedly less. i am not interested in getting to an age where this worsens.
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
overextended my hip yesterday and my mobility is decidedly less. i am not interested in getting to an age where this worsens.
british “people’s” politics are basically the vulgar version of an Ohioans. both used to be kinda important way back when, but they clearly aren’t now and they’re having a hard time adjusting to that. all that and they’ve moved to the right politically to cope about it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
british “people’s” politics are basically the vulgar version of an Ohioans. both used to be kinda important way back when, but they clearly aren’t now and they’re having a hard time adjusting to that. all that and they’ve moved to the right politically to cope about it.
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one day they're going to open a store that sells clothing that fits my body correctly and it's going to be completely over for many of u
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
one day they're going to open a store that sells clothing that fits my body correctly and it's going to be completely over for many of u
a hallmark of my american youth was wondering why that show felt off in a way that i couldn’t place only to find out it was Canadian
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
a hallmark of my american youth was wondering why that show felt off in a way that i couldn’t place only to find out it was Canadian
every day i wake up i issue a death threat to salesforce
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
every day i wake up i issue a death threat to salesforce
god it’s so annoying that voters, when told “it’s gonna be 2017 again, but worse” happily said “yeah i’d like that”. you already didn’t like that! why are you lying and saying you want that again! that doesn’t make any fucking sense!
Here's a thread of results from our newest Strength In Numbers/ @verasight.io poll, out today:
- D+5 on generic ballot, grows to D+7 when voters are told Rs control Congress.
- Trump at -16 approval, underwater on inflation by 33 pts and on health care by 26
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...
- D+5 on generic ballot, grows to D+7 when voters are told Rs control Congress.
- Trump at -16 approval, underwater on inflation by 33 pts and on health care by 26
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...
New poll: Democrats lead the 2026 House generic ballot, and their edge widens when voters are reminded Republicans control Congress
Plus: Voters see both parties as out of touch, but for different reasons; Trump hits new low on pocketbook issues; Large majorities oppose ending ACA subsidies and SNAP, support taxing high earners
www.gelliottmorris.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
god it’s so annoying that voters, when told “it’s gonna be 2017 again, but worse” happily said “yeah i’d like that”. you already didn’t like that! why are you lying and saying you want that again! that doesn’t make any fucking sense!
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This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.
messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.
there is no south shore anything tbh
apparently they made up “south shore pizza,” meaning the Massachusetts south shore and brother, I grew up there and there is no such thing as south shore pizza
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
there is no south shore anything tbh
they’re obviously all dullards with nothing better to do than complain about chain restaurants, but i think disregarding the
enshittification of everything is wrong. nostalgia aside, there are a great number of things that are just plainly worse than they were 10-15 years ago.
enshittification of everything is wrong. nostalgia aside, there are a great number of things that are just plainly worse than they were 10-15 years ago.
A weirdly on point microcosm of MAGA’s whole toxic nostalgia trip. All those things always sucked. You thought they were good because you were twelve. Rinse & repeat.
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
they’re obviously all dullards with nothing better to do than complain about chain restaurants, but i think disregarding the
enshittification of everything is wrong. nostalgia aside, there are a great number of things that are just plainly worse than they were 10-15 years ago.
enshittification of everything is wrong. nostalgia aside, there are a great number of things that are just plainly worse than they were 10-15 years ago.
the biggest secret of Raising Cane’s? that it’s bad
There’s one copy, it’s locked in a safe at an undisclosed location and few people have seen it. It’s not an ancient manuscript. It’s the recipe for the sauce behind a chicken chain’s rise. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4oPPryS
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
the biggest secret of Raising Cane’s? that it’s bad
everyday i’m confronted with the fact that my hands are big enough that i would make an excellent masseuse despite the fact that i don’t really want to
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
everyday i’m confronted with the fact that my hands are big enough that i would make an excellent masseuse despite the fact that i don’t really want to
i don’t think i’ve gotten more than 6 hours of sleep in over a week.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i don’t think i’ve gotten more than 6 hours of sleep in over a week.
came on here tonight because as a teen one of the lost interesting things to me (and i know it’s going to sound like one of the biggest losers alive because i sincerely am.
i’m at peace with it) was media criticism. i love covering media people and learning about them! i mean that honestly!
i’m at peace with it) was media criticism. i love covering media people and learning about them! i mean that honestly!
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
came on here tonight because as a teen one of the lost interesting things to me (and i know it’s going to sound like one of the biggest losers alive because i sincerely am.
i’m at peace with it) was media criticism. i love covering media people and learning about them! i mean that honestly!
i’m at peace with it) was media criticism. i love covering media people and learning about them! i mean that honestly!
mentioned this on twitter, but Grimes is such a doofus and outright bad person it pisses me off his great Visions and Art Angels is. i hate myself that i see some of her instincts and ways of being (eating disorder/autism) j. myself.
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
mentioned this on twitter, but Grimes is such a doofus and outright bad person it pisses me off his great Visions and Art Angels is. i hate myself that i see some of her instincts and ways of being (eating disorder/autism) j. myself.
eating disorder is never exactly “getting better” (i have good and bad days) but i’ve been eating fig bars more and really liking them! unfortunately i have been eating a ton (like an embarrassing and concerning amount of) pasta with white cheddar cheese.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
eating disorder is never exactly “getting better” (i have good and bad days) but i’ve been eating fig bars more and really liking them! unfortunately i have been eating a ton (like an embarrassing and concerning amount of) pasta with white cheddar cheese.
got back from a trip to NYC this weekend and realized that i do wanna spend some time living in NYC if possible. they finally got me girls.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
got back from a trip to NYC this weekend and realized that i do wanna spend some time living in NYC if possible. they finally got me girls.
“did you know that beautiful women speak about you reverentially?” is the thing that someone says to me in my death bed that makes me pass happily
extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“did you know that beautiful women speak about you reverentially?” is the thing that someone says to me in my death bed that makes me pass happily
i just responded to your great post with the best riff that could have been imagined. i didn’t post it because you’ve neglected my warmth for too long and i am now withholding it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i just responded to your great post with the best riff that could have been imagined. i didn’t post it because you’ve neglected my warmth for too long and i am now withholding it.
running a tough on (white collar) crime agenda would be so refreshing
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
running a tough on (white collar) crime agenda would be so refreshing
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Nine NFL players under 48 have died this year. NINE. And twenty under the age of 65. I'm looking into it for a longer article. But I'm taking to bluesky to say that I cannot believe - or maybe its just too easy to believe - that in our NFL obsessed sports media culture, this is not a bigger story.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Nine NFL players under 48 have died this year. NINE. And twenty under the age of 65. I'm looking into it for a longer article. But I'm taking to bluesky to say that I cannot believe - or maybe its just too easy to believe - that in our NFL obsessed sports media culture, this is not a bigger story.
i would absolutely consider it if presented to me tbh. like oh i just don’t have to deal with all this bullshit anymore? alright fine by me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i would absolutely consider it if presented to me tbh. like oh i just don’t have to deal with all this bullshit anymore? alright fine by me.