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checarina.bsky.social
what you say when whipped cream shares a traumatic story from its childhood
A can of whipped cream that says REAL HEAVY WHIPPED CREAM
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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stevenbailey.bsky.social
When I arrive at the party
A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I’m going to write this interaction down in my little book like all the others but i think I’ll put three question marks next to it
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
quirks.bsky.social
some of my best friends are including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose 👍
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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perryodontal.bsky.social
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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regretteruane.bsky.social
Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
god: okay the day that is happening now is called today

angel: *writing* ok

god: and the day that just ended is called terday

angel: terday?

god: yes terday

angel: *writing* ok
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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porksweats.bsky.social
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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malaiseforever.bsky.social
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I was saying everything is bad before it was cool. I was saying everything was bad while you were still dancing in the daisies
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
quirks.bsky.social
ha! evidence for universal grammar! (🙃)
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I’m going to go insane soon I just have a few projects I need to finish up first
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
quirks.bsky.social
PSA: if you're driving right behind me with extremely bright headlights and want me to drive faster, consider not driving right behind me with extremely bright headlights 🥰
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I wish I was a male praying mantis and the sex was over
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
quirks.bsky.social
Lemmon comet overhead tonight at 4am ET... perfect for those of us who miss the moon and will be awake at 4am ET 🙃☄️
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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jayrigdon.bsky.social
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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mpolikoff.bsky.social
USC joins the others in turning down the Compact: www.president.usc.edu/2025/10/16/u...
Update from Interim President Kim
October 16, 2025 Dear Trojan Family, Earlier today, I sent this letter to the U.S. Department of Education regarding the Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education. I appreciate the various p...
www.president.usc.edu
October 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
We must be colleagues because I don’t mix business and pleasure and I’m getting no pleasure from this interaction whatsoever
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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foone.bsky.social
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki" and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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oldenoughtosay.com
okay fine round of applause for this headline
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
quirks.bsky.social
big awards ceremony tonight for our best and brightest (harvest supermoon). you have no choice but to attend (moon's everywhere). xoxo 🌕❣️
October 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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kint.bsky.social
Cringe moment from yesterday for me in US v Google was when Google’s attorney referenced a programming language (C#) as “C number sign” and then DOJ said “C hashtag” and the expert witness rightly jumped in respectfully and said “C sharp.”
September 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
quirks.bsky.social
some of my best friends are autism announcements
September 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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pjvphotography.bsky.social
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock. Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head. An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye. An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM