Director of the Federal Bureau of Control
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I'm nobody.
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Like. Lookit his face. That's my Kix 🥰
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Imagine how many amazing authors-to-be will never get their books published because so much money was spent on this talent-free asshole
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Imagine how many amazing authors-to-be will never get their books published because so much money was spent on this talent-free asshole
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
Yearly visit to the state capitol for Arts Reasons complete.
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Yearly visit to the state capitol for Arts Reasons complete.
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 10, 2023 at 9:36 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Great thread on why hepatitis B is such an issue and why the vaccine at birth was SO important.
Why do babies need the hepatitis B vaccine if they aren’t high-risk?
Short answer: Because hepatitis B is a tricky virus.
Longer answer: Continue reading ⬇️
🧵1/9 @kkjetelina.bsky.social @meganranney.bsky.social @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social @enirenberg.bsky.social
Short answer: Because hepatitis B is a tricky virus.
Longer answer: Continue reading ⬇️
🧵1/9 @kkjetelina.bsky.social @meganranney.bsky.social @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social @enirenberg.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Great thread on why hepatitis B is such an issue and why the vaccine at birth was SO important.
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California unveiled an online portal to report potentially illegal activity by federal law enforcement, including ICE agents, to the state Department of Justice.
You can now report crimes by federal agents in California
California unveiled an online portal to report potentially illegal activity by federal law enforcement, including ICE agents, to the state Department of Justice.
www.berkeleyside.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
California unveiled an online portal to report potentially illegal activity by federal law enforcement, including ICE agents, to the state Department of Justice.
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brought to you by your sponsor, The Worst Administration In American History
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
brought to you by your sponsor, The Worst Administration In American History
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it's friday evening on the east coast and this has been another week of "Can You Believe This Shit"
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
it's friday evening on the east coast and this has been another week of "Can You Believe This Shit"
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Having half the country under age verification laws to access 'adult content,' a slippery and unclear category that will only get more restrictive, isn't good!
Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn
Missouri’s age verification law, enacted on November 30, is the halfway mark for the sweep of age verification laws across the country.
www.404media.co
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Having half the country under age verification laws to access 'adult content,' a slippery and unclear category that will only get more restrictive, isn't good!
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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This is why folks call it a tool of fascism. It generates fear and distrust, which benefits fascist liars.
one insidious thing about gen AI is it's not just causing us to mistrust dodgy images, it's also making us mistrust images that look perfectly normal. this is gaslighting in a very literal sense bc the technology is undermining the trust we have in our own ability to perceive reality!
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is why folks call it a tool of fascism. It generates fear and distrust, which benefits fascist liars.
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 8
Asuka Arrives in Japan
Asuka Strikes!
Episode 8
Asuka Arrives in Japan
Asuka Strikes!
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 8
Asuka Arrives in Japan
Asuka Strikes!
Episode 8
Asuka Arrives in Japan
Asuka Strikes!
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, Marge. GTFO.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, Marge. GTFO.
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Motion captured for a grand CGI ball. A glimpse behind the scenes at the mocap dancers used to bring such fluidity to Squall and Rinoa's iconic dance scene in Final Fantasy VIII.
#VideoBytes
#VideoBytes
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Motion captured for a grand CGI ball. A glimpse behind the scenes at the mocap dancers used to bring such fluidity to Squall and Rinoa's iconic dance scene in Final Fantasy VIII.
#VideoBytes
#VideoBytes
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Sounds like he thought he had a get out of jail free card on the underage sex charge since he was ICE www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sounds like he thought he had a get out of jail free card on the underage sex charge since he was ICE www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...