Queen sandra
@queensandra.bsky.social
Am a humble and honest single girl
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this is where I'm posting from
October 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
this is where I'm posting from
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My girlfriend says of all the men she's dated I'm the least like Arnold Palmer and until last week I thought it was because I don't golf.
October 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
My girlfriend says of all the men she's dated I'm the least like Arnold Palmer and until last week I thought it was because I don't golf.
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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s basic human decency
October 21, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s basic human decency
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Me too but I saw the company that I was going to be keeping and said nope absolutely not. I just stay winning I guess
October 21, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Me too but I saw the company that I was going to be keeping and said nope absolutely not. I just stay winning I guess
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I'm still not allowed to take guided walks outside and I swear to god if I don't taste the delicious vapor of Marlboro Reds hit my mouth in the next 24 hours I will become the Joker
October 21, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I'm still not allowed to take guided walks outside and I swear to god if I don't taste the delicious vapor of Marlboro Reds hit my mouth in the next 24 hours I will become the Joker
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it then transpired that he had lost everything he had on him including wallet and keys and therefore couldn't move his car from the driveway where it was blocking someone who had to go to work lol
October 21, 2024 at 7:31 PM
it then transpired that he had lost everything he had on him including wallet and keys and therefore couldn't move his car from the driveway where it was blocking someone who had to go to work lol
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thinking about the night i dropped acid with some dudes at Rutgers and somehow we lost a guy who came back in the front door at dawn like 7 hours later and said "I just had sex with the city of New Brunswick." hard to fathom what crimes he must have committed
October 21, 2024 at 7:30 PM
thinking about the night i dropped acid with some dudes at Rutgers and somehow we lost a guy who came back in the front door at dawn like 7 hours later and said "I just had sex with the city of New Brunswick." hard to fathom what crimes he must have committed
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I've never been a furry but if someone else did all the work for free and told me I was now a furry maybe
October 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I've never been a furry but if someone else did all the work for free and told me I was now a furry maybe
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Processing a lot but here's your Dudes Rock moment of the week.
I'm hooked up to all sorts of machines in the ICU, shirtless, talking with my dad about 80's SMU football.
I'm hooked up to all sorts of machines in the ICU, shirtless, talking with my dad about 80's SMU football.
October 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Processing a lot but here's your Dudes Rock moment of the week.
I'm hooked up to all sorts of machines in the ICU, shirtless, talking with my dad about 80's SMU football.
I'm hooked up to all sorts of machines in the ICU, shirtless, talking with my dad about 80's SMU football.
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if you want to get paid for voting do like i do and steal all the i voted stickers and sell them back next election like the TV in requiem for a dream
October 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
if you want to get paid for voting do like i do and steal all the i voted stickers and sell them back next election like the TV in requiem for a dream
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spread this far and wide my friends
October 21, 2024 at 6:35 PM
spread this far and wide my friends
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if you need a hint it had something to do with something French
October 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
if you need a hint it had something to do with something French
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There were two penis stories yesterday and you're welcome
October 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
There were two penis stories yesterday and you're welcome
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Who recently roleplayed better?
🍟 Donald Trump, McDonald's
🚂 Thomas team, Bluesky
🍟 Donald Trump, McDonald's
🚂 Thomas team, Bluesky
October 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Who recently roleplayed better?
🍟 Donald Trump, McDonald's
🚂 Thomas team, Bluesky
🍟 Donald Trump, McDonald's
🚂 Thomas team, Bluesky
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The deep dish haters are always so proud of their “that’s a casserole” joke they stole from John Stewart during the Bush presidency. Which is especially funny to me because a lot of the really good deep dish pizza examples actually have more structure than many NY style or Neapolitan pizzas.
October 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
The deep dish haters are always so proud of their “that’s a casserole” joke they stole from John Stewart during the Bush presidency. Which is especially funny to me because a lot of the really good deep dish pizza examples actually have more structure than many NY style or Neapolitan pizzas.
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Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury.
October 21, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury.
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what are we even doing at this point
October 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
what are we even doing at this point
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there's so many things I am trying not to look at from earlier because it led to cranky boy
October 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
there's so many things I am trying not to look at from earlier because it led to cranky boy
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oh no an ambiguous situation has occurred and Israel has just been blown up by nuclear weapons maybe after their whole perhaps stockpile exploded or not
October 21, 2024 at 6:48 PM
oh no an ambiguous situation has occurred and Israel has just been blown up by nuclear weapons maybe after their whole perhaps stockpile exploded or not
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ok I'll broaden, is there anyone who would like to make an asexual a pet for their household, I'm trying to just stop having to do anything except be nice to people for life
October 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
ok I'll broaden, is there anyone who would like to make an asexual a pet for their household, I'm trying to just stop having to do anything except be nice to people for life
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Seeing the clip of Gavin Newsom on MSNBC looking genuinely terrified of what Elon Musk is doing was honestly a little scary, because he knows Elon better than anybody. We just can’t let that little fucker take more control
October 21, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Seeing the clip of Gavin Newsom on MSNBC looking genuinely terrified of what Elon Musk is doing was honestly a little scary, because he knows Elon better than anybody. We just can’t let that little fucker take more control