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🌲🥦🌬💨☭𓅊 Treezy the Vapor Elemental 707er 𓅊☭ 🌁🌉
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Did some thing special for everybody, enjoy
you think I'm gonna pay the price. I am that's how much it costs
November 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
got my ass beat for lickkng this dude's ice cream paint job
November 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM
ill know we have the juice when Lord British, aka Richard Garriot, is here
November 18, 2024 at 5:23 PM
my doctor gave me this pill sample that makes stuff on TV come out of the tv and talk to you, dude is pretty cool
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
*nervously* I wonder when my Natty Daddy will be home with his cigarettes, I hope it's soon
November 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I've said some things in the past two weeks to health professionals about the new reality, at least four, that should have been countered with encouraging a more centered approach at minimum, that were all either agreed with or covertly agreed with by silence
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I am so fucked up right now from three vaccines and five vials of blood removed, it's kind of wild
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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I had to see it so now you do too
November 18, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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Now if the rest of you would poney up to the Fairbanks community food bank we might be able to repay our debt to society if we also renounce our Nazi ties.
I have sent a small donation to the community food bank in Fairbanks, Alaska already and have renounced my neo-Nazi ties…
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
uh no bro why would we have a threesome on the golf course
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM
the questionnaires to register for my physical really put together a good story. anyhow ill see you when they let me out again
November 18, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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drunk me: I should text my ex and eat an entire pizza

high me: we are all made of the same stuff as stars, thus every human interaction is as significant as a collision between two galaxies, destructive, unstoppable and infinitely beautiful. I should eat this entire pizza
November 11, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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9/11 was an inside job to thwart the rising popularity of nü-metal.
November 18, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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lots of new folks here so i put together a starter brak
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical

ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk

KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity

ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
levitating off the floor in a prone position (I'm in a bed)
November 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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my son keeps begging for us to let him learn how to code but i keep refusing. no good can come of it
November 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I think about this one naturally sometimes when things suck
November 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I decided I'm gonna try stealing one of those caps for the thing they look down your throat with at the doctor's, wish me luck
November 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM