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Me: I'm here for my EDM therapy
Therapist: You mean EMDR therapy?
Me: *puts away glowsticks* Oh, yeah, that's right
Therapist: You mean EMDR therapy?
Me: *puts away glowsticks* Oh, yeah, that's right
January 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me: I'm here for my EDM therapy
Therapist: You mean EMDR therapy?
Me: *puts away glowsticks* Oh, yeah, that's right
Therapist: You mean EMDR therapy?
Me: *puts away glowsticks* Oh, yeah, that's right
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The microplastics in my blood are telling me not to go to work today
December 17, 2024 at 11:02 AM
The microplastics in my blood are telling me not to go to work today
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Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me."
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
December 14, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me."
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
Heartbroken two years in a row for me is wild work, but I can appreciate that its over with. Hurts, but time to continue healing. Moving forward
December 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Heartbroken two years in a row for me is wild work, but I can appreciate that its over with. Hurts, but time to continue healing. Moving forward
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Everyone always asks "what movie would you replace the cast with Muppets" but I think we should start extending the same question to video games. Personally I would love to play Muppet Gear Solid
December 11, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Everyone always asks "what movie would you replace the cast with Muppets" but I think we should start extending the same question to video games. Personally I would love to play Muppet Gear Solid
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creating a new religion based on whatever was going on with this guy
December 11, 2024 at 2:48 AM
creating a new religion based on whatever was going on with this guy
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Colleague has just referred to a spreadsheet as "a spready".
December 10, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Colleague has just referred to a spreadsheet as "a spready".
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Don't hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like "don't fill up on bread," that's super confusing and I don't need that stress in my life
December 9, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Don't hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like "don't fill up on bread," that's super confusing and I don't need that stress in my life
Recent advice from a friend, “You’re young, don’t waste your perky tiddy years on someone who doesn’t want you” and fair enough honestly
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Recent advice from a friend, “You’re young, don’t waste your perky tiddy years on someone who doesn’t want you” and fair enough honestly
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The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.
December 7, 2024 at 6:35 AM
The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.
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“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot”
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
December 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot”
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
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We bought a very nice rug for our dining room that arrived just in time for Thanksgiving.
3 hours. The dog gave us 3 hours before he threw up on it.
3 hours. The dog gave us 3 hours before he threw up on it.
November 28, 2024 at 7:07 PM
We bought a very nice rug for our dining room that arrived just in time for Thanksgiving.
3 hours. The dog gave us 3 hours before he threw up on it.
3 hours. The dog gave us 3 hours before he threw up on it.
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf
look at this loaf
November 23, 2024 at 2:05 PM
good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf
look at this loaf
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no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no