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Is it still the ship of Theseus if he’s more machine now than man? Avid slow-cyclist. Sometimes I sew things.
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On this day in 1984, #Dune as directed by #DavidLynch premiered in the US. It's one of my favourite films of all time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
On this day in 1984, #Dune as directed by #DavidLynch premiered in the US. It's one of my favourite films of all time.
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Truly top notch gay gothic horror mystery thriller. Strong recommend. No notes.
Eeep! ALL OF US MURDERERS is one of BookPage's Best Mystery and Suspense of 2025!
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Truly top notch gay gothic horror mystery thriller. Strong recommend. No notes.
The latest If Books Could Kill podcast episode covers a book so terrible Peter dropped out partway through with a migraine and left a Deez Nutz setup hanging. 🤣 @ifbookspod.bsky.social
I think the clearest sign that Peter was having a hard time in the first half of the episode is that at 23:37 Michael says "when you look at the !Kung San, they're mostly eating these nuts" and Peter just let it ride...
NEVER AGAIN GUYS!
NEVER AGAIN GUYS!
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The latest If Books Could Kill podcast episode covers a book so terrible Peter dropped out partway through with a migraine and left a Deez Nutz setup hanging. 🤣 @ifbookspod.bsky.social
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
Big turkey on campus! Good to know the Uni flock is alive and well.
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Big turkey on campus! Good to know the Uni flock is alive and well.
Vote done and dusted!
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Vote done and dusted!
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We often worry about the wrong things.
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
🧪
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
🧪
September 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We often worry about the wrong things.
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
🧪
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
🧪
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have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Ooh ooh I know this one! Find someone tall and soft and fall on them. (Or sit on the nearest butt-height surface such as a dumpster or roof depending)
![4-panel comic. (1) [Person looking at bottom of single stilt that makes a TAP TAP sound on ground] (2) [ Person looking at bottom of two stilts that make TAP TAP TAP sounds (3) VOICE from off-panel, on top of stilts: Do you have your phone? PERSON: Yeah. (4) VOICE FROM STILTS: Can you Google— PERSON: —How to get down from stilts? VOICE FROM STILTS: Yes please.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfn6hm4jgnaidz5c4dehnkrcfwi65tqphfgnhf2jxemouztua2va@jpeg)
August 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ooh ooh I know this one! Find someone tall and soft and fall on them. (Or sit on the nearest butt-height surface such as a dumpster or roof depending)
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Literally one of my favorite videos ever, and the dose of cuteness we all need this morning 🥰
This cutie patootie gets a 14.9/10 🐈⬛
OP: www.instagram.com/reel/DJkcBd_...
This cutie patootie gets a 14.9/10 🐈⬛
OP: www.instagram.com/reel/DJkcBd_...
July 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Literally one of my favorite videos ever, and the dose of cuteness we all need this morning 🥰
This cutie patootie gets a 14.9/10 🐈⬛
OP: www.instagram.com/reel/DJkcBd_...
This cutie patootie gets a 14.9/10 🐈⬛
OP: www.instagram.com/reel/DJkcBd_...
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*deep breath*
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*deep breath*
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July 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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*deep breath*
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*deep breath*
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As the resident Bluesky user and CPSC follower at your #July4th party, it is up to you to say stuff like, "That's not a good idea" and "Put that down" and even "The Consumer Product Safety Commission says someone dies doing that every year."
Let's celebrate safely and stay out of the ER, America!
Let's celebrate safely and stay out of the ER, America!
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As the resident Bluesky user and CPSC follower at your #July4th party, it is up to you to say stuff like, "That's not a good idea" and "Put that down" and even "The Consumer Product Safety Commission says someone dies doing that every year."
Let's celebrate safely and stay out of the ER, America!
Let's celebrate safely and stay out of the ER, America!
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when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG oldhollywoodmusicals
IG oldhollywoodmusicals
July 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG oldhollywoodmusicals
IG oldhollywoodmusicals
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A THOUGHT FOR TODAY: (From the A.Word.A.Day email list)
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it. -Frédéric Bastiat (30 Jun 1801-1850)
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it. -Frédéric Bastiat (30 Jun 1801-1850)
June 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY: (From the A.Word.A.Day email list)
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it. -Frédéric Bastiat (30 Jun 1801-1850)
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it. -Frédéric Bastiat (30 Jun 1801-1850)
“When your sweat is a marinade instead of a coolant” yes to this! Stay cool. Happy Summer Solstice!
*taps mic* Hi, there! I’ve lived all over the country, wet, dry, hot, cold, and high humidity will not only kill your ass dead faster than anything else, it will suuuuuck the entire time you’re dying. Your low resting heart rate won’t do shit when your sweat is a marinade instead of a coolant.
June 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“When your sweat is a marinade instead of a coolant” yes to this! Stay cool. Happy Summer Solstice!
Mammatus clouds Minneapolis, MN
June 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Mammatus clouds Minneapolis, MN
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cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
June 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
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Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter:
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter:
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
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"I have a flashlight on my phone."
That's for when it's 1:30AM and you're 9 episodes in with 2% battery and you realize you unplugged your charger so you're leaning over the bed looking for the power strip trying not to fall to your doom.
Please buy a real flashlight.
Please.
That's for when it's 1:30AM and you're 9 episodes in with 2% battery and you realize you unplugged your charger so you're leaning over the bed looking for the power strip trying not to fall to your doom.
Please buy a real flashlight.
Please.
June 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"I have a flashlight on my phone."
That's for when it's 1:30AM and you're 9 episodes in with 2% battery and you realize you unplugged your charger so you're leaning over the bed looking for the power strip trying not to fall to your doom.
Please buy a real flashlight.
Please.
That's for when it's 1:30AM and you're 9 episodes in with 2% battery and you realize you unplugged your charger so you're leaning over the bed looking for the power strip trying not to fall to your doom.
Please buy a real flashlight.
Please.