Pull-tab Trillionaire
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this is investment advice
i am your lawyer
He/Him
this is investment advice
i am your lawyer
He/Him
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world cup of euchre
May 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
world cup of euchre
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How your email finds me
May 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How your email finds me
I'm excited to donate $64.63 next year, Ski-U-Mah!
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April 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm excited to donate $64.63 next year, Ski-U-Mah!
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
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Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game
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March 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game
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first bases loaded no runs for the twins this year. gonna ride my bike off the stone arch bridge
March 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
first bases loaded no runs for the twins this year. gonna ride my bike off the stone arch bridge
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when I'm asked to "catch them all" but there are like 1100 of those fuckers now or something
March 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
when I'm asked to "catch them all" but there are like 1100 of those fuckers now or something
Sounds of Silver, talk to me. I know you want to feel like a teenager...
March 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sounds of Silver, talk to me. I know you want to feel like a teenager...
this is the kinda shit you admit to people after 3 bottles of wine at olive garden
Apartment with Deep Pile Carpet $500/m
A Couple Paintings from Sears $75
Big Water Bed $36,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help us budget this. The money has gotten tight and we just didn't count on the tears.
A Couple Paintings from Sears $75
Big Water Bed $36,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help us budget this. The money has gotten tight and we just didn't count on the tears.
March 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this is the kinda shit you admit to people after 3 bottles of wine at olive garden
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cut my lime into pieces, this is my beach resort
March 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
cut my lime into pieces, this is my beach resort
Finally something that matches my new loons jersey
March 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Finally something that matches my new loons jersey
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This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.
March 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.
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free speech does not mean I have to hang out with every dipshit it means I get to hang out with the dipshits of my choosing
March 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
free speech does not mean I have to hang out with every dipshit it means I get to hang out with the dipshits of my choosing
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My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist
Think I’ll pass on the piece in which a racist creep explains why a major party embracing the Nazi salute really isn’t a big deal.
February 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist
ive never had the manufacturers recommended canned soup experience™️
February 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ive never had the manufacturers recommended canned soup experience™️
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity
February 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity
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can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it
February 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it
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sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
who buys pre-shat jeans?
January 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
who buys pre-shat jeans?