Martin Southard
@puddybuddy.bsky.social
Full Time Carer for my better half 👍
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is the Gingerbread Present Brownies from The Book of Gingerbread: 50 Spiced Bakes, Houses, Cookies, Desserts and More by Helena Garcia!
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is the Gingerbread Present Brownies from The Book of Gingerbread: 50 Spiced Bakes, Houses, Cookies, Desserts and More by Helena Garcia!
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...
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Being concerned about supporting the ECHR because of an uptick in fascism, is like not taking the medicine because you want nothing to do with the disease.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Starmer urges Europe’s leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right
Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Being concerned about supporting the ECHR because of an uptick in fascism, is like not taking the medicine because you want nothing to do with the disease.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/
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I should use this platform more often. Here's some fun Muppet holiday things I've made recently--Marley & Marley wreath, Ghost of Xmas Present wreath and embroidery and an Emmet Otter tree.
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I should use this platform more often. Here's some fun Muppet holiday things I've made recently--Marley & Marley wreath, Ghost of Xmas Present wreath and embroidery and an Emmet Otter tree.
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For the first time, the Kennedy Center Awards were presented in the tiny Oval Office instead of the Kennedy Center For Performing Arts. Donald used his now-vulgar Oval Office for the ceremony to avoid the embarrassment of TV audiences seeing an almost empty theater.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
For the first time, the Kennedy Center Awards were presented in the tiny Oval Office instead of the Kennedy Center For Performing Arts. Donald used his now-vulgar Oval Office for the ceremony to avoid the embarrassment of TV audiences seeing an almost empty theater.
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Videos on social media are claiming Heathrow and Gatwick are introducing a new £50 entry fee.
But we’ve found no evidence of this being announced, and Gatwick Airport has said it’s not aware of any such charge being introduced.
But we’ve found no evidence of this being announced, and Gatwick Airport has said it’s not aware of any such charge being introduced.
Heathrow and Gatwick aren’t introducing £50 airport entry fees – Full Fact
Videos shared online claim Heathrow and Gatwick airports are introducing a new £50 entry fee for all visitors from “next week”.
fullfact.org
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Videos on social media are claiming Heathrow and Gatwick are introducing a new £50 entry fee.
But we’ve found no evidence of this being announced, and Gatwick Airport has said it’s not aware of any such charge being introduced.
But we’ve found no evidence of this being announced, and Gatwick Airport has said it’s not aware of any such charge being introduced.
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I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
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that jet ski took too long to draw, I will never draw a jet ski again
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
that jet ski took too long to draw, I will never draw a jet ski again
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I can never unsee this so neither can you
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I can never unsee this so neither can you
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Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-war-with-venezuela/
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-war-with-venezuela/
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Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary.
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https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=41712819798085
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary.
https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=41712819798085
https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=41712819798085
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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Fox and magpies , shared by @conorlynam8 for your #FoxOfTheDay , thank you Conor !
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Fox and magpies , shared by @conorlynam8 for your #FoxOfTheDay , thank you Conor !
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BBC2's Christmas Globe from 1975. Somewhere between a sponge finger-festooned cake from a charity bake sale and a well-thumbed carpet sample that's still too expensive for the likes of you.
timworthington.org/2021/12/22/a...
timworthington.org/2021/12/22/a...
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
BBC2's Christmas Globe from 1975. Somewhere between a sponge finger-festooned cake from a charity bake sale and a well-thumbed carpet sample that's still too expensive for the likes of you.
timworthington.org/2021/12/22/a...
timworthington.org/2021/12/22/a...
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Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 6
‘Lane in Winter’
Artist: Rowland Hilder
‘Lane in Winter’
Artist: Rowland Hilder
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 6
‘Lane in Winter’
Artist: Rowland Hilder
‘Lane in Winter’
Artist: Rowland Hilder
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Can’t be bothered to search it. Has anyone else done FIFA giving Prince Andrew the babysitter of the year award?
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Can’t be bothered to search it. Has anyone else done FIFA giving Prince Andrew the babysitter of the year award?
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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Let's hear it for the very first winner of the Fifa peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Let's hear it for the very first winner of the Fifa peace prize.
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Thank God for Bluesky: A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis iandunt.substack.com/p/thank-god-...
Thank God for Bluesky
Yes, it's eager. Yes, it's censorious. But it has the very considerable advantage of not being fascist.
iandunt.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Thank God for Bluesky: A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis iandunt.substack.com/p/thank-god-...
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Good morning . Here is your #FoxOfTheDay from @DDCrochetDesign !
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Good morning . Here is your #FoxOfTheDay from @DDCrochetDesign !