Farm and Hammer
ptp.bsky.social
Farm and Hammer
@ptp.bsky.social
We’ve met before

He/him, LA,
I was radicalized by watching people smarter than me dunk on libertarians and racists so respectfully I disagree and this idea is the thinking of dorks
And to that end I think arguing with people online is generally useless and, particularly if you want to win over young men or whatever, a better use for your time is just to do a bunch of pushups so you look visually impressive to them and then they'll listen to you
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Schumer should be tarred and feathered.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When will we finally have a candidate who will criminalize selling Greek yogurt as “yogurt” and not clarifying that you’re about to bite into a spoonful of granola and dry aged sweat glands?
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Remember when we all had to pretend to think Weezer was good?
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Feel like there’s a pretty straight through-line to a general distrust of government in large part because every generation of politician has brought increasing amounts of cynicism to the table, and the only people with a bead on hope or optimism got fat on Sorkinite, West Wing nostalgia horse shit.
Very wild how much the mere concept of a Covid vaccine completely broke apart a large group of americans minds. Like 70% of streamers like “bro we gotta vote for the Nazis because someone told me to take medicine”
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I feel like it should be a bigger deal that the VP and the Marines decided to fire live weapons over the I-5 freeway between LA and San Diego, against cautions that something bad could happen, and something bad in fact happened.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Artillery shell exploded prematurely over California freeway during marines celebration
Shrapnel fragments rained on vehicles parked on Interstate 5 including highway patrol and JD Vance’s detail
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hearing people talk about real, actual consequences for fascism is like a smelling salt for my soul.
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Critiquing bad names of inconsequential products in a collapsing capitalist empire feels like complaining about the carpet color on a sinking Titanic but Marriot’s “Bonvoy” is one of the stupidest names for a thing ever, whatever the fuck it is.
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Still can’t get over the fact that Thiel’s description of an antichrist is so thoroughly opposite of the Bible’s that it unironically makes him a compelling candidate for being one.
What Thiel is saying about tax havens = what Altman is saying about copyright:

"I can't be rich unless you let me steal from you."

This is how Broligarchs differ from oligarchs of yore: the latter tried to hide their thievery; the Broligarchs trumpet their entitlement to steal as a natural right.
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’ve lived an entire lifetime since the Mariners played in the ALCS good grief what a trip
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What if a clown car is a metaphor for a womb?
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The subtext nobody seems to want to say out loud, directly, is that industry ‘leaders’ are lock step in their desire to absolutely tank this economy if it means they can replace labor, and IMO it’s a failure of the labor movement that we aren’t mobilizing massively against this.
September 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bottle: Clearly American
Boh-uhl: Clearly British
Buh-uhns: Clearly American
Buttons: Clearly British
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If we don't do something they can easily leverage, they'll make something up, lie and say we did, or weaponize something that has nothing to do with us. That's why the respectability policing—and thinking that if everyone moves and talks just so, they won't be able to escalate—is magical thinking.
September 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The irony of MSNBC punditry reflexively blaming the left for Charlie Neck is that my first reaction was “we’ll never be able to do as much damage to these morons as they routinely do to themselves”
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM