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Farm and Hammer
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November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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They arent sending their best and brightest
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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What the fuck is fractional software engineering lmao
June 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I appreciate the artist’s vision of “Big Booby Space Babe summarizing the Theory of Relativity to a Minion”
Hot blonde space babe saying “E=Mc^2” to what appears from the back to be a Minion from Despicable Me.
November 26, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Merry. Uh… Shitmas.
November 25, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Gus and Claire say happy birthday!
September 30, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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I have never in my life been the 268,958th person to do anything, before this.
September 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Bro no fucking way lmao
August 30, 2024 at 8:42 AM
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*taps the sign*
A tweet from Lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com on Bluesky, aka @NotABigJerk. The tweets says: I’m not falling for that big take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
August 24, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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Fuck off.
A shitty poster that says “Has the Sexual Revolution Failed: A Debate” moderated by Bari Weiss, featuring Grimes, Sarah Haider, Anna Khachiyan, and Louise Perry.
August 11, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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Cool clouds
Scattered, island-shaped clouds that end in a sharp angular margin, running from upper right to lower left. Palm trees, rooftops, and a small corner of downtown LA decorate the bottom of the frame.
August 9, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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A residential intersection in the hills of Los Feliz. The moon is illuminating the clouds above a cluster of trees in the distance, while a street winds down the hill ahead. An old lamp post sits above a sidewalk to the left.
August 4, 2023 at 6:11 AM
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Same!
August 2, 2023 at 9:19 AM
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Like these? Same flower right?
August 1, 2023 at 1:33 PM
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Gus is so ridiculous he just looks like this for free
My dog Gus, a white poodle mix with light brown ears. He has huge eyes and it makes him look absurdly adorable.
July 30, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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Babe wake up! New way to measure gangbangs just dropped
A black and yellow California license plate that reads “BVRFLLS”
July 28, 2023 at 8:14 PM
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Gus.
My dog Gus, a 16 pound, 2.5 year old poodle mix. He is standing on his hind legs, his front paw on mine, with a toy he wants me to throw draped over his front feet. He is looking up at me like the sweetest boy. He is the sweetest boy.
July 27, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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Downtown Los Angeles at night, along Grand Avenue. High rises and skyscrapers tower over the left and right sides of the street. Full, mature trees also dot the sidewalks, their round canopies contrasting the sharp angles and straight lines of the man made structures surrounding them.
July 24, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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When people won’t stop teasing me for being unable to pronounce my t’s
July 22, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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July 21, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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July 20, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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Me, descending upon my birthright:
July 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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What’s up short kings/plural women/golden shower enthusiasts/roller coaster enjoyer bros
July 15, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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Gus is going places while Claire is giving Girl from National Geographic “Afghan Girl” vibes.
July 11, 2023 at 2:39 PM